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At 12/14/07 07:48 PM, Rucklo wrote:

I think it was sent the 10'th. I live in Sweden though.

Meh tomorrow will be 10 days of waiting for me, if it doesn't come.. =[

At 12/14/07 07:55 PM, Reyals wrote: I really need to get some money in my PayPal.

I need to get some money period.

At 12/14/07 07:48 PM, Rucklo's Mother wrote:

Sorry, Ruckie, you're not allowed to take your penicorn to bathtime, he'll get wet... No, I don't care that you have to play pirates with him, you're not taking in into the bath. Now give... him... here!

*Rucklo and his mother struggle over the penicorn until they both lose grip and Fucklo goes soaring into the bath and Rucklo falls over knocking a conveniently placed toaster, electrocuting the poor penicorn until death.*

At 12/14/07 07:54 PM, Rucklo wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I imagine Fucklo was to Rucklo what Hobbes is to Calvin.

Anyway, that's my magical penicorn story.

PENICORN FORCE GO!

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At 12/14/07 07:18 PM, Rucklo wrote: Later on, he was trying to learn how to play the piano. Unfortunatley, he only have two stump hands (hooves), so he's using his penises to express himself a little better.

Anyone who sees that thing will probably think you're a massive faggot

omg hahahahaha this is going to be epic.

not rly as much as it is sad

At 12/15/07 05:13 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: PENICORN FORCE GO!

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lol wow. Also nice story Rucko. My desire to own a penicorn is not strong, but I would not mind owning one. If I remember right, Stamper started that whole penicorn thread that lead to the creation of the plush. Anyway nice, very nice. I hope that Johnny's penicorn kicks that guy's ass and that Rucko's penicorn has a very eventful afternoon tomorrow.

I'm going to get one. How many are there left?

So, after a good nights sleep, our friend needed some breakfast. He really likes danish beer, so that's what he had, and that alone.
*sip sip sip gulp*

At 12/15/07 05:50 AM, Rucklo wrote: So, after a good nights sleep, our friend needed some breakfast. He really likes danish beer, so that's what he had, and that alone.
*sip sip sip gulp*

Mmmm... Fadøl.

I really want one of those, I'm just afraid my mom would have a seizure if I showed her one.

The beer was fucking hughe, I mean come on, it's bigger than Fucklo himself! Only magic creatures can drunk such massess. And possibly PsychoGoldfish before he goes on air.

Anyhow, Fucklo might be a magical creature, but he's not magical enough to not get a little tipsy. On his way to check his e-mail, he tripped and made a mess with the speaker. Good thing it wasn't on!

i wouldn't clock the links on the goole search, theyre NSFW fo sho'.

After checking his e-mail, he just surfed randomly on some random sights. Of course he checked out his favourite sites, all listed neatly in a row.

Then, all of a sudden, it happened. He felt a surge of warmth and a tingeling feel, it almost tingled to a degree that he actually could hear the bells.
He had always belived in love on first sight, but through a picture on the Internet? Maybe it was because of his magical essence that this happened, but he would never know for sure.
No matter why and how, it was a fullblooded fact that he had just fell madly in love, on the internet. Would they ever get to meat?

WOULD THEY EVER???

At 12/15/07 05:59 AM, Rucklo wrote: WOULD THEY EVER???

I seriously doubt it... considering that the other one is here in America, and you're in teh Sweden place.

At 12/15/07 05:59 AM, Rucklo wrote: WOULD THEY EVER???

Poor Fucklo....

I know! He must travel to America!

At 12/14/07 07:44 PM, hektur wrote:

At 12/14/07 07:42 PM, bigbadron wrote: you explained that it's a plush toy and not a dildo, and that you're not gay, right?

I got caught up in my speech and said the opposite.

Well there's your problem.

At 12/15/07 11:00 AM, Xavon wrote:

At 12/14/07 07:44 PM, hektur wrote:

At 12/14/07 07:42 PM, bigbadron wrote: you explained that it's a plush toy and not a dildo, and that you're not gay, right?

I got caught up in my speech and said the opposite.

Well there's your problem.

How insensitive and un-understanding parents you have if they won't accept you as a gay person wanting to stick a penicorn up your poo-poo place!

I'm making my own penicorn, AND IT"LL BE THE BEST EVER!

One day TropicalPenicorn went on vacation to the Leaning Tower of Beer Cans. There he met a strange beast. With fur so patterned and matted. Beautiful large head and soft come-hither eyes. He couldn't take his eyes off this beautiful creature.

Oh how his heart fluttered when he saw that Kitty was batting her eyelashes at him back! They ran towards each other at once, arms wide open, ready to embrace for the very first time.

He couldn't take it, he must have her now. NOW. Kitty was ready and willing and presented herself to him before TropicalPenicorn could take a breath Kitty had plunged his large member into her. So far that he couldn't even breathe anymore. He didn't care, this was pure pure bliss.

OH NO, Kitty's gaping vagina just got larger and larger and Kitty kept pushing Penicorn deeper and deeper and DEEPER and DEEPER.

He was never seen again.

At 12/15/07 05:13 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: PENICORN FORCE GO!

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JOYOUCE!!!

Awww now I want a penicorn, parents wouldn't be too pleased about it though.

At 12/15/07 12:10 PM, TropicalParadise wrote: He was never seen again.

ROFLMAO i mean that's a really sad story, dude... :'(

At 12/15/07 01:08 PM, Rucklo wrote: ROFLMAO i mean that's a really sad story, dude... :'(

haha.. dude..

Also, I wish I had money and a paypal account.

I found out where penicorns shit. and i dindt find that out the smooth and friendly way... he shat all over my pizza >:(
too bad for Fucklo that it was his dinner as well...

Yeah, just turn the penicorn upside down, and you clearly see how the asshole is located in relation to his penihorn.

So, after he took a shit, he arrogantly took his seat on the table (he claimed all penicorns sit ON the table and eat... how rude!), and waited for the pizza, banging the fork and knife chanting "I WANT PENIZZA, I WANT PENIZZA!!"
Penizza? That's a pretty lame word for pizza... fucking bastard.

Well, even though penicorns are magical creatures that don't have to eat, they still like to. I had made him a "special" pizza, guess what's the main topping...