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How the hell can a microwave fall off a counter. Unless it was right at the edge, the wire is dangling to the floor, and you cat tripped over the wire, causing the microwave to fall

O SHIT, I ANSWERED MY OWN QUESTION
call the contridiction police STAT

Poor cat...

At 12/14/07 07:38 PM, Maciuska wrote: Poor cat...

THANK YOU, Maciuska.

you are the ONLY one to show some FUCKING SYMPATHY for my poor, poor Gypsy :9

At 12/14/07 07:39 PM, ronnoc715 wrote:

At 12/14/07 07:38 PM, Maciuska wrote: Poor cat...

THANK YOU, Maciuska.

you are the ONLY one to show some FUCKING SYMPATHY for my poor, poor Gypsy :9

Hey man, losing pets are a hard thing to do. They're like family. Man, I'm sorry about Gypsy.

What I imagined it as.... if it was drawn in MS paint.

At 12/14/07 07:52 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: What I imagined it as.... if it was drawn in MS paint.

Heh Yeah,

mine reenactment.

Dude, that's not funny, my brother died that way.

guys FUCK OFF!!! his cat died cant you see that!?!?

sorry that your cat died ;( i love cat's i don't like it when they die it makes me sad

At 12/14/07 07:34 PM, ronnoc715 wrote: I bring sad, sad new friends.

My cat, Gypsy, has passed away.

As it turns out, her broken ribs caused internal bleeding.

Not me nor the vet could have guessed that.

I am really fucken sad right now, and may not be back for a while.

thank you all who supported my little cat :(

I do beleive she has reached a place of far greater happiness than here, on Earth.

Goodbye

within 50 minutes?

Wow. That is weird.

ljhkjhkjhjkhkjhkjhkjkjhkjhkjhkjhkjhjkh

Next time don't open the microwave

My House

At 12/14/07 07:52 PM, NinjaPirateMaster wrote: What I imagined it as.... if it was drawn in MS paint.

yours looks like it could be a superhero...half cat, half microwave, 100% awesomeness

At 12/14/07 07:34 PM, ronnoc715 wrote: I bring sad, sad new friends.

My cat, Gypsy, has passed away.

As it turns out, her broken ribs caused internal bleeding.

Not me nor the vet could have guessed that.

I am really fucken sad right now, and may not be back for a while.

thank you all who supported my little cat :(

I do beleive she has reached a place of far greater happiness than here, on Earth.

Goodbye

in less than an hour:
you called the vet
took the cat to the vet
vet diagnosed the cat
the cat died of internal bleeding.

You can borrow my shotgun to shoot the microwave.

Oh, and, GEEZ! LIKE HE SAID! DON'T FRICKIN CRACK JOKES!

At 12/14/07 07:35 PM, Serbian-terrorist wrote:

At 12/14/07 07:30 PM, RommelTJ wrote: When I was little, I liked to get in the dryer. My fucking brother turned it on once...

Wait, are you serious?

I am serious. But it was one of those old dryers that dried horizontally, not vertically. It was basically a big tube that spun like a top. No spiky things or anything.

Anyway, It hurt...

I wanted to make a joke, but I'm such a PUSSY.

FUck, i thought i could get by with this story!

I hate all you people that are actually smart out there...
For those of you that actually believed me, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHDHDBJLSDBHLDBHLJBHLBHJLSDJ FBSDFJFJSJBSDBSDBH

but i really do have a cat named Gypsy

Yes, i just made 51 different people hate me, CHACHING

Awwww, that poor microwave...
:(

I'm actually laughing right now.

I can just picture a microwave falling on a cat.

At 12/15/07 11:04 AM, Xavon wrote: I'm actually laughing right now.

I can just picture a microwave falling on a cat.

Im glad i can bring some cheer to newgrounds :)

At 12/14/07 06:56 PM, SIXTYoneVW wrote:

At 12/14/07 06:44 PM, Shroome wrote: pictures =D

Here ya go

OMFG LOL made my day xD

Im so tempted to post stills from the nedm vid right now.

heres what heppend after all the drama.

he trowed his cat out the window and throw a microwave on top of it.

That's hilareous

sorry if it's true

At 12/14/07 06:42 PM, ronnoc715 wrote: MY GOD DAMNED FUCKING MICROWAVE JUST FELL ON MY CAT

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
MICROWAVES

XD lol

that is all.

Sorry :C

At 12/14/07 07:36 PM, ronnoc715 wrote: I FUCKIN HATE YOU ALl. MY CAT DIED, SO YOUR CRACKIN JOKES

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU LITTLE SICK FUCKS.

GO FUCK YOURSELF

Atleast were not fucking retarded enough to put ours in a microwave.

well im sorry for your cat if this is true, It is to bad cats have to die some day. mine died slowly and painfully of cancer so be glad yours died relitivly quickly.