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I hate it when your taking a shower then you accidently put the water temp to BOILING HOT or REALLY REALLY COLD and then your fear of the water launches you to the back of the tub.... no way to escape and the side of the the tub is blocked, and your to scarred of the firey flames of death or the icy armageddon to go to the front of the tub were the lever is.

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Finding crap already in the toilet/loo.

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When your taking a macho cheesy chunky salty creamy green shit and someone just HAS to see the magic.

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I can't shit if there's someone on the cover of a magazine looking at me.

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Finding out someone has used my toothbrush.

I instantly toss it and grab a new one. Usually I discuss the problem with the person who happened to "borrow" it. Disgusting.

Also: hair. If you're gonna shave your pubes in the shower, at least wash them down the drain.

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Pubic hair all over the fucking place.

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I hate when you're going to the bathroom and people are calling for you. It's like, LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS!

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When you really need to go #2 someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the bowl.

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i opened up the lid to take a crap once, and one of my kittens was in the bowl. dont know how it got in there, but thats where he was. so now, i check the toilet each time before i sit down.

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When people take forever on the toilet and you're just waiting to get in.

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At 12/13/07 04:55 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I hate when you're going to the bathroom and people are calling for you. It's like, LEAVE ME ALONE FOR TWO FUCKING SECONDS!

Yeah, the bathroom is supposed to be a sanctuary

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When you take a shite and the water splashes your arse.

It's even worse when you've pissed in the water and it splashes.

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I hate when I go to use my loofah and there's someone else's hair on it. First of all... why is someone else using my loofah and second of all... why do they have to leave nasty hair?

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When you go to take a shit in the bath and someones hair is stuck in the plug so ur shit doesnt push down quite as easy as it normally would.

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When the males of the house leave the seat up, when I'm in the shower and everybody immediatly starts playing with the taps or demanding the toilet. When the floor is we because my brother didnt use the shower mat. I could really go on for some time.

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when people squeeze toothpaste out of the top, leaving a tiny bit at the bottom of the tube for you to extract.

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When you piss in the shower, sometimes you piss on a sponge, so it stinks of piss.

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Having to use it.

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When some faggot LOCKS THE DOOR when there's nobody in there. This means I have to crawl under the fucking door to take a shit.

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At 12/13/07 05:01 PM, Lucy wrote: When the males of the house leave the seat up

Think about this: We have to raise it up every time we go for a piss. And that takes more energy, in accordance with gravity.

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At 12/13/07 05:05 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: When some faggot LOCKS THE DOOR when there's nobody in there. This means I have to crawl under the fucking door to take a shit.

You take shits under doors?

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When my dad, who drives a truck, doesn't rinse off before he uses the soap, and there are little dirt grains and oil and whatnot all over the soap and I lose a layer of skin from it.

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At 12/13/07 04:56 PM, madvideogamer wrote: When you really need to go #2 someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the bowl.

Everything except the falling in part, I hate people who leave the seat up, so annoying.

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At 12/13/07 05:06 PM, DaveMan-CI wrote:
At 12/13/07 05:05 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: When some faggot LOCKS THE DOOR when there's nobody in there. This means I have to crawl under the fucking door to take a shit.
You take shits under doors?

No, dumbass, I need to get under the door to get into the stall to sit on the toilet and pull my pants down to take a shit. IS THAT IN ENOUGH DETAIL FOR YOU?

It's not witty to point those things out, moron.

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i hate it when you're taking a shower and you get water all over the books next to the toilet and when you try to read them next, the ink is washed away.

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At 12/13/07 04:56 PM, madvideogamer wrote: When you really need to go #2 someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the bowl.

Fuck, you are a retard.

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At 12/13/07 04:56 PM, madvideogamer wrote: When you really need to go #2 someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the bowl.

What kind of idiot falls into the bowl...

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At 12/13/07 04:56 PM, madvideogamer wrote: When you really need to go #2 someone leaves the seat up and you fall into the bowl.

You sir are a goon.

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At 12/13/07 04:55 PM, RabiesIsMe wrote: Pubic hair all over the fucking place.

I know. I can't stand having all this hair all over the fucking place and on me, especially when it's on the soap because it winds itself around your hand.

It's always on the soap.

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At 12/13/07 05:08 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: It's not witty to point those things out, moron.

I think it is, sir.

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