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At 12/11/07 12:32 PM, videogamer0810 wrote: "My anus is bleeding!"

Normally, I would laugh. But since my boxershorts became wet and red, nothing is funny anymore.

You got raped.

At 12/11/07 12:44 PM, Kreen wrote: You got raped.

Hahaha.

*vomits* Hope you'll be okay!

Unluck you! Why not post a post in the great NG Doctor thread? :P

Sorry, i made a "Suprise" visit to you in your sleep last night.

But seriously, quit wipein' your ass so damn hard.

Eeeeeek... Is it your period?

Or have you had anal recently?

Seriously...get better.

wipe you ass with salt

At 12/11/07 02:23 PM, StarGaze wrote: wipe you ass with salt

Done. Somehow it hurts even more now.

haha myself thinks youve been gang raped while you were sleeping ^^ i would ask your dad where he was last night :P

these things happen don't worry about it, unless it happens for ages then go to an ass doctor. Really though I wouldn't post things like that on the NG BBS.

its gonna get infected
go get yourself a butt ring and some hemorrhoid cream

put some wiskey on it

Might wanna go to the doctor and get that checked out.

At 12/11/07 03:28 PM, phoenixma wrote: Might wanna go to the doctor and get that checked out.

That's the smartest advice in this thread so far, lmao . . .

Your shit was probably so dry it tore your anus a bit. It's happened to me before. It'll heal.

Yeah.. pretty 'normal'.
It's probably bleeding from the fact that you've wiped that area repeatedly causing the skin to be irritated, and eventually broken. That's where you're most likely bleeding from.
Nothing to panic about, just be gentle. Perhaps use some wet wipes instead of normal toilet paper?
Unfortunately it will most likely scab, so if you're not careful again tomorrow it will start to bleed again.
No need to panic and run off to the doctor but try to get you diarrhea sorted out and don't wipe too hard.
Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

At 12/11/07 02:30 PM, jam32127 wrote: haha myself thinks youve been gang raped while you were sleeping ^^ i would ask your dad where he was last night :P

I dub thee "Mr. Originality".

BTW, awesome sig pic.

At 12/11/07 11:51 AM, Apocalypse wrote: So, I have diarrhea, at this moment, and I've been to the toilet alot today. About 5 minutes ago, I stumbled down the stairs, pulled down my pants and did what I had to do. But when I wiped off my ass, I noticed the toiletpaper wasn't brown, but red. Also, my anus hurts alot.

anal menstruation, wtf?

well atleast it isn't constipated diorrea! If it's red see a doctor NOW!

At 12/11/07 11:51 AM, Apocalypse wrote: So, I have diarrhea, at this moment, and I've been to the toilet alot today. About 5 minutes ago, I stumbled down the stairs, pulled down my pants and did what I had to do. But when I wiped off my ass, I noticed the toiletpaper wasn't brown, but red. Also, my anus hurts alot.

anal menstruation, wtf?

Solution: No butt sex in the next week. :P

Have you been anally raped recently?That's the only reason i can think of.But you should do the smart thing and go see a doctor, no matter how embarrassing it is.

If it is true anyways.

At 12/11/07 03:32 PM, Pinkasaurus wrote: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Yeah, I figured that out myself, but still, thanx.

Bring a magazine with you so it can take your mind of things. Helps when I'm constipated.