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What-ever.

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These twins are ready to meet your hips.
(putting fists up)
- from Sanford and son

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i girl who had it in for me once said "oi! im not coming there after you!" i must say, i was so scared i kecked myself:P

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At 12/10/07 08:54 PM, bouncyweasel wrote: i'll anally rape you in the face

PARAD-

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rap lyrics thats what
~Leave me alone before I have to knock yo ass out.~
yeah that's what.

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Eminem's verse in, "Hellbound."

[Eminem]
Yo.. Slim Shady!

Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll..

I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww)

Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to

The only key that I see to defeat you

would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you

and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe

I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse

you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you

(Bitch!) I no fuckin Gee, I'm a cannibal

I ain't tryin to shoot you,

I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you

Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass

and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress

Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!)

Fuck the planet, til spins on a broken axis

I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket

to fill it full of explosive gasses

and close it back with a lit match in it

while I sit back and just hope it catches

Blow you to fragments

Laugh roll you and smoke the ashes

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"I'll kill your fucking family."

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I will kick your fucking nipples off!!!

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At 12/10/07 08:50 PM, Michael wrote: A BITCH IF YOU GOT A PRBLEM WIT ME I WILL KNOCK YO ASS OUT OL HOE ASS BITCH AND IF U GOT SUMTHIN 2 SAY ABOUT ME BEIN A FAGGOT IMMA LET U KNOW NOW IM HOMPHOBIC AND YO ASS DA 1 GOT PICS WIT YO HEAD ON A BABYS BODY AND I DONT APPRECIATE U TALKIN SHIT ON MYSPACE SO IF YOU GOT SUMTHIN 2 SAY MEET ME IN DA STUDENT CENTER UPSTAIRS TOMMOROW AND U GONE GET KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT AS SOON AS I C YO DOG ASS OL HOE ASS

This was genuinely funny. I enjoy watching two people that actually talk like this go at each other.

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I'm gonna go home... And I'm gonna bite my pillow is what I'm gonna do!

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At 12/10/07 09:05 PM, JudeZombi wrote: Surely it cannot be this?

I initially thought that he was looking for the funniest thread too.

I however actually read replies and realised my folly.

Now you showed that you misread the thread title and left a reply without reading what was going on.

Such is the extent of error.