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Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:45:02 Reply

So is it possible for the wind to blow SO hard that it would actually pleasure your dick? And if it is, damn. I wonder how it would feel.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:46:45 Reply

Yes. That'd be awesome.

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:48:37 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:47 AM, Orange wrote: WTF

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:49:18 Reply

What a strange question to ponder.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:49:23 Reply

No, too cold.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:51:22 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:49 AM, Corky-D wrote: No, too cold.

But IF it would only pull the fore skin back and forward...it wouldn't be too cold INSIDE your dick.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:53:54 Reply

Wind is mostly cold.

Even if it would be moving it..freeeeezing...


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:53:59 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:51 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:49 AM, Corky-D wrote: No, too cold.
But IF it would only pull the fore skin back and forward...it wouldn't be too cold INSIDE your dick.

Are you talking about if you were uncircumcised? Uncircumcised dicks are pretty disgusting.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:58:17 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:53 AM, Xavon wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:51 AM, Lorkas wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:49 AM, Corky-D wrote: No, too cold.
But IF it would only pull the fore skin back and forward...it wouldn't be too cold INSIDE your dick.
Are you talking about if you were uncircumcised? Uncircumcised dicks are pretty disgusting.

Yeah, you like them with foreskin, we get it.

I don't know about wind but what about water? Showering your penis and orgasming.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 08:59:37 Reply

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:01:57 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:58 AM, Antarct wrote: Yeah, you like them with foreskin, we get it.

I don't know about wind but what about water? Showering your penis and orgasming.

I tried it. It tickled.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:02:45 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:58 AM, Antarct wrote:
I don't know about wind but what about water? Showering your penis and orgasming.

Im going to try that...just for curiosity.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:05:21 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:58 AM, Antarct wrote: Yeah, you like them with foreskin, we get it.

Wait. If I'm circumcised and I'm talking about how uncircumcised dicks are disgusting, how does that imply that I would rather have foreskin?

You have me all confused now newfag.

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:07:39 Reply

At 12/10/07 09:05 AM, Xavon wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:58 AM, Antarct wrote: Yeah, you like them with foreskin, we get it.
Wait. If I'm circumcised and I'm talking about how uncircumcised dicks are disgusting, how does that imply that I would rather have foreskin?

You have me all confused now newfag.

Then you have to fap /w lotion? LOLNOOB


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:11:35 Reply

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... Okay, I'm creeped out.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:14:39 Reply

the amount of wind pressure it would take to actually pull your foreskin back would be enough to make your jap's eye flap open like a mouth. And watching your own pee hole sing would be too hilarious for you to continue a serious attitude, and you'd lose your erection. In short, you're wierd, kid.

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:20:42 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:45 AM, Lorkas wrote: So is it possible for the wind to blow SO hard that it would actually pleasure your dick? And if it is, damn. I wonder how it would feel.

go stand in front of a fan and find out.

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:22:44 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:45 AM, Lorkas wrote: So is it possible for the wind to blow SO hard that it would actually pleasure your dick? And if it is, damn. I wonder how it would feel.

Try jumping into a tornado or getting blown by an airplane or something.

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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:28:05 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:45 AM, Lorkas wrote: So is it possible for the wind to blow SO hard that it would actually pleasure your dick? And if it is, damn. I wonder how it would feel.

If the wind was blowing hard enough, yes. It probably could create a pressure difference or something like that. You know, like vacuum cleaner suction or something. Hey, I saw it done on Scary Movie, so that might just work...


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:31:40 Reply

wouldn't that be a tad cold, well... depending where you live I guess. I would not be caught dead doing that here.....well, maybe dead.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:34:14 Reply

At 12/10/07 09:07 AM, Lorkas wrote: Then you have to fap /w lotion? LOLNOOB

No, I don't have to do that.

I think the ignorance here is really getting to me, because I'm becoming more confused with every comment made towards the subject of penis.


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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:50:14 Reply

At 12/10/07 08:48 AM, Napalmed wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:47 AM, Orange wrote: WTF
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Response to Wind masturbation...y/ n? 2007-12-10 09:53:38 Reply

At 12/10/07 09:50 AM, DenEmiel wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:48 AM, Napalmed wrote:
At 12/10/07 08:47 AM, Orange wrote: WTF
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