13 Year Old Insults

[BlueFlameSkulls]

NB4:

You heard me.
Ur mum lul
Small dick
Fukken n00b
Wikipedia article

What insults do the younger teenager crowds throw out to you on the innernets?

[Thimbles]

They call me everything imaginable

In before "ur are teh gayzorz"

[Xavon]

"ur on teh interwebz u has no lyf nub."
"lol u dunt haf 2 spel curektly on teh internet bcuz ur suposed 2 use shortcutz."
"i am smrtr den u i kan proof it. ur just dumb."

[Steff]

At 12/10/07 08:16 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: NB4:

You heard me.
Ur mum lul
Small dick
Fukken n00b
Wikipedia article

What insults do the younger teenager crowds throw out to you on the innernets?

Actually, not ALL of them.

[McJesus]

"I'll call Social Security on you!"

[Cyberdevil]

No one dares inslut me :P

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/10/07 08:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: No one dares inslut me :P

Inslut is now a word I will use wherever I go

[Corky-D]

I wouldn't know.
I ignore them and carry on with more important things.

[Xavon]

At 12/10/07 08:20 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: No one dares inslut me :P

Inslut is now a word I will use wherever I go

I don't know but after reading that I started choking, kinda out of laughter and kind of out of me being in pain.

[McJesus]

At 12/10/07 08:21 AM, Xavon wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:20 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: No one dares inslut me :P

Inslut is now a word I will use wherever I go

I don't know but after reading that I started choking, kinda out of laughter and kind of out of me being in pain.

That's what you get for inslutting yourself.

[WritersBlock]

Yeah, the "mom" insults are just poor, and another common one is "you're probably really fat", that one makes me lol at whoever says it as they're terrible at forming a decent insult.

[Ynek]

Usually just:
"Your mum's a (insert the last noun I said)"
Either that or:
I fucked your mum. (To which my response is usually something along the lines of "Oh, incidentally, I overheard Mum on the phone this morning. She says you've got a tiny dick. Also, you might want to have that rash on your bellend looked at, and she says she found your shitstained superman underpants stuck on the end of the strapon you asked her to use last night, and she needs to know your address so she can mail them back. Also, Mum says that if you're still having trouble sitting down, she can recommend a good haemerroid cream you might want to know about.
Oh, and she told me to tell you that "It's been a while" is not a viable excuse for Extreme-premature ejaculation.... Or crying for hours afterward.)

[Spectacle]

yeah, let's all make shit up about what 13 year olds do bcuz all firten yrold tlk lik dis dnt dey, f4ggots?

[Oppugnant]

At 12/10/07 08:33 AM, Spectacle wrote: yeah, let's all make shit up about what 13 year olds do bcuz all firten yrold tlk lik dis dnt dey, f4ggots?

Only a 13 year old would say that.

[Lorkas]

Mocking stereotypes...nice

[Xavon]

At 12/10/07 08:33 AM, Spectacle wrote: yeah, let's all make shit up about what 13 year olds do bcuz all firten yrold tlk lik dis dnt dey, f4ggots?

Wait, they don't? *Gasp*

At 12/10/07 08:40 AM, Lorkas wrote: Mocking stereotypes...nice

I know right. I've always said stereotypes exist because people fit the bill.

[McJesus]

At 12/10/07 08:23 AM, Ynek wrote: I fucked your mum. (To which my response is usually something along the lines of...

Well played, Ynek. Well played. I must remember this, it'd be great should I ever get Live. (Xbawkz, WiiS3, etc)

[xthesnarfx]

Where do I begin?

[kingkillah]

Oh come on not all teenage kids are idiots, I've seen ten year olds throw out better insults than the older crowd here.

[Cyberdevil]

At 12/10/07 08:22 AM, McJesus wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:21 AM, Xavon wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:20 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Inslut is now a word I will use wherever I go

I don't know but after reading that I started choking, kinda out of laughter and kind of out of me being in pain.

That's what you get for inslutting yourself.

lmao, glad my typo turned into a nice form of entertainment. :P

[Corky-D]

At 12/10/07 09:21 AM, xthesnarfx wrote: Where do I begin?

At the beginning, that's always the best.

[viceman]

At 12/10/07 08:16 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: NB4:

Small dick

when i was 13 my dong was twice as big as yours ever gonna be lol

[Xavon]

At 12/10/07 09:41 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:22 AM, McJesus wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:21 AM, Xavon wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:20 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: Inslut is now a word I will use wherever I go

I don't know but after reading that I started choking, kinda out of laughter and kind of out of me being in pain.

That's what you get for inslutting yourself.

lmao, glad my typo turned into a nice form of entertainment. :P

Oh indeed, we'll take this type the whole 9 yards and warp it to the point that it has a completely new meaning nowhere close to the original "insult." Entertainment galore.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/10/07 09:37 AM, kingkillah wrote: Oh come on not all teenage kids are idiots, I've seen ten year olds throw out better insults than the older crowd here.

I'm not sure

At 12/10/07 09:43 AM, viceman wrote:

At 12/10/07 08:16 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: NB4:

Small dick

when i was 13 my dong was twice as big as yours ever gonna be lol

I agree with you fully, kingkillah.

[Doberman]

I have quite a few.

"Your gay"
"go fuck yourself"
"Suck my dick"

[BlueFlameSkulls]

At 12/10/07 09:21 AM, xthesnarfx wrote: Where do I begin?

I have the time.

[cyberpotato]

At 12/10/07 08:16 AM, BlueFlameSkulls wrote: NB4:

You heard me.
Ur mum lul
Small dick
Fukken n00b
Wikipedia article

What insults do the younger teenager crowds throw out to you on the innernets?

Some kids said to me.
"go get your nob stuck in a teh biscuit tin jew bombadeer ass fucker boner biting dickfart fackface".

That is why people england was voted the worst place to raise a child.

[iateamexican]

"Fail!"

[Shmossy]

At 12/10/07 02:23 PM, iateamexican wrote: "Fail!"

Fail is an epic word. Many cool people use it.

I have had "dumass" said to me a few times.

[The-evil-bucket]

I've seen many of those used by older users, with worse spelling.