Who would Jesus sleep with?

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BrianEtrius

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Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:39:41 Reply

besides yourself.

Who would Jesus sleep with?

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:40:24 Reply

Mary.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:40:25 Reply

A black girl.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:41:14 Reply

Wouldn't he have the power to sleep with anyone?

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:41:29 Reply

At 12/9/07 08:40 PM, towelie101 wrote: Mary.

Damn, beat me to it.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:41:37 Reply

Emma Watson. I know she's underage but this is her punishment for practicing witchcraft.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:42:35 Reply

ur mom

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:42:52 Reply

Is this the new WWJD?

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:43:19 Reply

Silly, Jesus wasn't black..

or had a 6 pack

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:44:05 Reply

Black Jesus slept with everyone duh.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:44:29 Reply

Kathy Lee Gifford

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:45:16 Reply

Obviously someone with a big booty.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:45:48 Reply

He obviosuly had some sort of rodent fetish, he had sex with a rat, in wich HE got impregnated, (HE'S JESUS MUTHAFUCKA) and died giving birth in the process, making a monkey, after this, Monkies evolved created us.

he told me i'm fucking serious.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:48:21 Reply

Anyone with a whip.

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Response to Who would Jesus sleep with? 2007-12-09 20:50:38 Reply

Jesus is a paradox. God is the one who "implanted" Jesus into Mary, but Jesus is God, so not only did Jesus impregnate his own mother, he is his own father.

Also, Mary Magdalene.

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