Modern Art (Photoshop Thread)

[DefenderOfChaos]

So, here's a picture my friends took in MOMA of a piece of modern "art".
It is one of my favorite pictures of all time, and I just had to photoshop it.

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

and what exactly did you do to this picture in photoshop?

[DefenderOfChaos]

Here's a edited picture of my friend in the frame.
What will you put in it? Remember: it must be MOMA worthy.

[DefenderOfChaos]

I got bored, so I did another.

[Neolight]

Did you see the richard serra exhibit? It'wonderfull when you're totally OUT OF YOUR DAMN MIND.

[DefenderOfChaos]

I believe the point of it is that the point of art is to create a perfect image, and if by puting paint on it you detract from perfection; so if you want a truely perfect picture you would put nothing on it at all.
It also could be that because white holds in it all the other colors possible, this picture has the potential to be any image that the viewer could think of; so in a way the artist has painted the human imagination upon the canvas by painting it all white.
Um, I think it's called something to the effect of "Oil On Canvas #(? idk)".
*On loan from the artist. lol

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

you know i played that perfect picture blank page gag in high school once and got an F for my trouble, and here is an artist that will probably sell this blank canvas for several thousand dollars. this goes to show art makes no sense what so ever.

[Lochie]

At the louve, it is called 'The Smudge.'

[Lochie]

The Naughty Cross's.

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

At 12/9/07 04:13 AM, Night-Mare wrote: At the louve, it is called 'The Smudge.'

this one would have been good if you made the picture on the canvas bigger and you didnt smudge the girls hand.

[Prestorock]

theres a picture a guy got paid 3 million dollars for thats a red circle with a black line going diagonally through it...

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

This one is MaddCow. Maybe i can sell it for a ton of cash.

[Lochie]

At 12/9/07 04:35 AM, Prestorock wrote: theres a picture a guy got paid 3 million dollars for thats a red circle with a black line going diagonally through it...

I wonder how much I would get paid for this artwork.

[SirSeraphdeFallen]

Just one more. I call this one Heaven's Eye.
I put the collage together for art class. I had to redraw it as well but the instructor still has it.

[darth13]

I like that one, great job.

[Sparki29]

At 12/9/07 07:50 AM, mraw wrote: has anyone been to the Dia Beacon Galleries in new york? theres a huge room full of different sized canvas all painted white
anyway...

I like that one !!! xD

[kernalphage]

journey to the underworld.

i was tempted to add a curves adjustment on it and say "the future is blank".

[DefenderOfChaos]

I do very much like the Journey to the Underworld, and the one with the eyes.

[Sparki29]

At 12/9/07 11:27 AM, kernalphage wrote: journey to the underworld.

i was tempted to add a curves adjustment on it and say "the future is blank".

looks like modern shit (no offense) like some looney artist guy drew it !

[kernalphage]

At 12/10/07 04:40 AM, Sparki29 wrote:

At 12/9/07 11:27 AM, kernalphage wrote: journey to the underworld.

looks like modern shit (no offense)

none taken, i think...

like some looney artist guy drew it !

i might just be one. i mean, thats the kind of artist who usually do these things, right?

a two minute piece takes such a better standard when you look at it with analytical eyes.