3 girls walk into a bar...

[BrianEtrius]

There are these three girls: Josephine, Amber, and Lydia. They walk into a bar on a Saturday night. Josephine is straight, she only likes guys. Amber is bisexual, she likes both guys and girls. Lydia is gay, she only likes girls.

Which one of the girls will get picked up first? Who's going to get some loving? And who will go home empty handed?

[Sistine1408]

all of them; the bisexual is a she male, so they find a back room and enjoy a night of passion.

[SupaScott77]

At 12/8/07 11:39 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: all of them; the bisexual is a she male, so they find a back room and enjoy a night of passion.

/end thread.

[Gergaloth]

At 12/8/07 11:40 PM, SupaScott77 wrote:

At 12/8/07 11:39 PM, Sistine1408 wrote: all of them; the bisexual is a she male, so they find a back room and enjoy a night of passion.

/end thread.

WRONG!

ok now

/end

[Kart-Man]

At 12/8/07 11:38 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: 3 girls walk into a bar...

Two duck, and other says "Ouch!"

[RadioactiveRhino]

At 12/8/07 11:43 PM, Kart-Man wrote:

At 12/8/07 11:38 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: 3 girls walk into a bar...

Two duck, and other says "Ouch!"

*grins*
Also the third choice, isn't it?

I vote the bi

[Rideo]

It was a gay bar, so the straight girl doesn't get any, but the bi and the lesbian hook up.

[TheBigLemon]

At 12/8/07 11:38 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: There are these three girls: Josephine, Amber, and Lydia. They walk into a bar on a Saturday night. Josephine is straight, she only likes guys. Amber is bisexual, she likes both guys and girls. Lydia is gay, she only likes girls.

Which one of the girls will get picked up first? Who's going to get some loving? And who will go home empty handed?

Amber/Lydia go do it, leaving other bitch alone for a night with Mr. Rubber.

[Elios]

The straight girl will go home empty handed because, after years of fighting between her mother and father, and growing up through a nasty divorce, she has been unable to trust men, thinking they are just like her father.

The bisexual will get picked up by a married couple from Louisville MI, who are visiting their friend Adamn and Rachael for the holidays. The couple will buy her many many drinks, and offer the 18 year old (with a fake ID) a ride home. Once they bring her back to their hotel room, they will force the to preform exotic dances while rocking out to a Billy Joel CD.

The lesbian will definatly score with the mid 40's woman from across the bar. She will offer her a Triple Martini with lemon, free of charge, and begin with some "small talk" with the out-of-the-closet 20 year old (again, a fake ID). Once she started feeling the drink working, the two of them will relocate to the womans 1988 Honda Civic, where she shows the intoxicated female her wonderous collection of sex-toys she stores in her trunk, where the spare tire should be.
After about 45 minutes of car shaking and steamy windows, she will offer the girl a ride home.

lol. wut?

[Zergzealot]

I'd take amber

:you mean gay not lesbian

[Precisly]

*speechless*

[KIRBYLINK]

and the all wake up with bruises.

[Spite]

At 12/9/07 12:15 AM, Elios wrote: * a bunch of stuff*

Wheres the punch line?

[Elios]

There is none.

It's the cold hard truth of our daily lives.

Did i win a prize?

[BrianEtrius]

At 12/9/07 12:15 AM, Elios wrote: The straight girl will go home empty handed because, after years of fighting between her mother and father, and growing up through a nasty divorce, she has been unable to trust men, thinking they are just like her father.

The bisexual will get picked up by a married couple from Louisville MI, who are visiting their friend Adamn and Rachael for the holidays. The couple will buy her many many drinks, and offer the 18 year old (with a fake ID) a ride home. Once they bring her back to their hotel room, they will force the to preform exotic dances while rocking out to a Billy Joel CD.

The lesbian will definatly score with the mid 40's woman from across the bar. She will offer her a Triple Martini with lemon, free of charge, and begin with some "small talk" with the out-of-the-closet 20 year old (again, a fake ID). Once she started feeling the drink working, the two of them will relocate to the womans 1988 Honda Civic, where she shows the intoxicated female her wonderous collection of sex-toys she stores in her trunk, where the spare tire should be.
After about 45 minutes of car shaking and steamy windows, she will offer the girl a ride home.

lol. wut?

*WOW*

Due to her lonely night, the staight girl will go home, take out her father's Glock 14, and promptly shot herself in her head.

The bisexual girl will wake up the next morning with a hangover, make herself some coffee, lay back down in bed and get laid. again.

The lesbian will wake up, have fun with a dildo,
and will fall back asleep. She will wake up again later to find out her mystery women was actually Sen. Larry Craig in the middle of transing.

[Rideo]

At 12/9/07 12:47 AM, BrianEtrius wrote: Due to her lonely night, the staight girl will go home, take out her father's Glock 14, and promptly shot herself in her head.

The bisexual girl will wake up the next morning with a hangover, make herself some coffee, lay back down in bed and get laid. again.

The lesbian will wake up, have fun with a dildo,
and will fall back asleep. She will wake up again later to find out her mystery women was actually Sen. Larry Craig in the middle of transing.

Wow, that was the correct answer? That isn't even funny, it just sounds like something a horny 13 year old boy would say.

[faretheewell]

And they find three men. One is abusive, and she dies. She was a bitch. Fivesome!

[Xavon]

At 12/8/07 11:38 PM, BrianEtrius wrote: There are these three girls: Josephine, Amber, and Lydia. They walk into a bar on a Saturday night. Josephine is straight, she only likes guys. Amber is bisexual, she likes both guys and girls. Lydia is gay, she only likes girls.

Which one of the girls will get picked up first? Who's going to get some loving? And who will go home empty handed?

Based on logic, Amber should be picked up first, Josephine should get the loving, and Lydia should go home empty handed. Though obviously, Josephine and Lydia could easily be interchangeable as plenty of women are bisexual or lesbian and the chances between a straight and lesbian girl finding a date are both very similar.

If this is a joke, than I'm waiting for the punchline.

[BrianEtrius]

If this is a joke, than I'm waiting for the punchline.

No joke, just logic. who would get picked up first?

[liquidfire666]

...damn how the hell did u come up with that?

[Iron-Hampster]

im gunna say the bisexual has a higher chance of scoring, cuz she has unlimited options :)

and the strait one will get date raped.

lezbian will just lose intrest and start watching the hocky game (making a scene every time Toronto scores)

[Elios]

I dunno...i just kept typing...

I'm filled with doughnuts and Captain Crunch right now. Suger levels are very HIGH.

[BrianEtrius]

At 12/9/07 01:25 AM, liquidfire666 wrote: ...damn how the hell did u come up with that?

It gets boring during class, and my friends and I have thought of some weird situations.

[BlueFlameSkulls]

Lydia.

The other two have a yeast infection.

[BrianEtrius]

Wow, that was the correct answer? That isn't even funny, it just sounds like something a horny 13 year old boy would say.

And apparently you have no sence of humor.

[chewy130]

all of them. i go into the bar and take em back to my place to show them some lovin'.

[kingkillah]

Wow, that was the correct answer? That isn't even funny, it just sounds like something a horny 13 year old boy would say.

I'm guessing he never had a real answer, he had to come up with something. Could you do better thinking of one off the top of your head?

[americanidiot2f]

At 12/9/07 01:28 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

At 12/9/07 01:25 AM, liquidfire666 wrote: ...damn how the hell did u come up with that?

It gets boring during class, and my friends and I have thought of some weird situations.

YAY SERIOUSLY, PORN PONG?
OMGWTFLOL

[kingkillah]

At 12/9/07 01:38 AM, BrianEtrius wrote:

Wow, that was the correct answer? That isn't even funny, it just sounds like something a horny 13 year old boy would say.

And apparently you have no sence of humor.

Well in order for someone to laugh or see the humor in something it has to be funny. Your post wasn't funny, anyone could've come up with that and you where just trying to out do the poster you quoted story.

[BadassBatch]

WTF MATE?