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At 12/8/07 11:48 AM, cons628 wrote:

At 12/8/07 11:46 AM, Wreckages wrote:

At 12/8/07 11:45 AM, cons628 wrote:

At 12/7/07 10:44 PM, karthon wrote:

At 12/7/07 10:41 PM, ChortMan37 wrote: Bone her.

Has anyone said that yet?

Not good advice.

ya your right good advice is bone her up the ass.

Which explains why you don't have a girlfriend.

i have a girl friend it just so happens she likes it up the ass

She sounds like a mighty fine woman, I'm sure you two will last fore-

Oh wait she doesn't exist.

At 12/8/07 08:56 AM, Azutom wrote: You're emo. You don't deserve love.
Once she dumps you, you'll end up where you started. Cutting yourself.

Simon is most certinaly not emo! He deserves all the love in the world.

I can't really give you any good advice Simon, but I hope it all turns out good in the end.

Ok, well first of all, always be nice, and never ever get pissed of. make her laugh, and say sweet things a lot. Always care for her as if she were a rose and treat her like she was your queen. I'm in a relationship for 1 year and 3 months right now, and my girlfriend had been treated like that for that long. People say I'm like the best boyfriend ever and I'm lucky I have the bestest gf ever. There aren't many guys around like me, and I would say I give good advice. So if you want anything more then just PM me.

ya your right good advice is bone her up the ass.

Which explains why you don't have a girlfriend.

i have a girl friend it just so happens she likes it up the ass

She sounds like a mighty fine woman, I'm sure you two will last fore-

Oh wait she doesn't exist.

just cuz you have never had sex with a girl you dont need to take it out on me.

At 12/8/07 11:51 AM, CruzAzul-19 wrote: Ok, well first of all, always be nice, and never ever get pissed of. make her laugh, and say sweet things a lot. Always care for her as if she were a rose and treat her like she was your queen. I'm in a relationship for 1 year and 3 months right now, and my girlfriend had been treated like that for that long. People say I'm like the best boyfriend ever and I'm lucky I have the bestest gf ever. There aren't many guys around like me, and I would say I give good advice. So if you want anything more then just PM me.

Sounds like you really care for the girl, I'm glad for you. :)

I'll take what you've said into hand and I'll PM you if I have anything further to add!

JEWDUDEWTF I LOVE YOU. <3

Simon, you couldn't make a relationship last to save your life.

Simon, you are the best man ever because I can completely relate to you.

Good luck with Bryony. <3

At 12/8/07 09:50 AM, Wreckages wrote: NO, I'm saying I know how to beat you now

Beat me?!?!! Now why would you want to do that?!

Well I've got to admit, you've got huge balls to be able to admit you love your girl on the Newgrounds forums, so I'm gonna take your word for it because that's something I would NEVER do. But good luck, my only advice is if you actually do love her, you'll know what to do and you'll know her moods and what to do to keep her happy. Congradulations, buddy

you can give her gift give to show a approvement of love,
try dating sims to see examples.

At 12/8/07 12:05 PM, LongBox wrote: Simon, you are the best man ever because I can completely relate to you.

Good luck with Bryony. <3

Thank you so much man, if you ever want to share, feel free to PM me because if we are in the same situation, protips could be nice. :)

At 12/8/07 12:10 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Well I've got to admit, you've got huge balls to be able to admit you love your girl on the Newgrounds forums, so I'm gonna take your word for it because that's something I would NEVER do. But good luck, my only advice is if you actually do love her, you'll know what to do and you'll know her moods and what to do to keep her happy. Congradulations, buddy

Trust me, this topic has been serious beginning to end, even if she hated me, I would still feel the same way as now, and I know her moods like the back of my hand, it's been easy to pick up what she's like from the time we've spoke.

Thanks again man.

At 12/8/07 12:07 PM, harryjarry wrote:

At 12/8/07 09:50 AM, Wreckages wrote: NO, I'm saying I know how to beat you now

Beat me?!?!! Now why would you want to do that?!

Because, I know your little secret.

At 12/8/07 11:51 AM, jewdudewtf wrote: Simon is most certinaly not emo! He deserves all the love in the world.

ALL of it <33333333333333333

I can't really give you any good advice Simon, but I hope it all turns out good in the end.

I'm afraid I'm in the same boat, but best wishes to you Simon!

At 12/8/07 12:44 PM, Wreckages wrote: Because, I know your little secret.

It can be OUR little secret!!! Come on!!!!

At 12/8/07 12:52 PM, harryjarry wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:44 PM, Wreckages wrote: Because, I know your little secret.

It can be OUR little secret!!! Come on!!!!

Okay, OUR little secret !

As well as us both loving Simon <3

With out trust there is nothing.

At 12/7/07 08:20 PM, EvilLego wrote: Do a barrel roll.

LMAO!
NG really brightens up my day.
+6 cool points to you, my friend.

At 12/8/07 12:55 PM, Wreckages wrote: Okay, OUR little secret !

YEAH! :D

As well as us both loving Simon <3

Of course! Simon needs our loveeeeee <33333333

At 12/8/07 01:07 PM, harryjarry wrote:

At 12/8/07 12:55 PM, Wreckages wrote: Okay, OUR little secret !

YEAH! :D

As well as us both loving Simon <3

Of course! Simon needs our loveeeeee <33333333

I don't think he realised how much we love him ^____^

At 12/8/07 01:00 PM, Shmossy wrote:

At 12/7/07 08:20 PM, EvilLego wrote: Do a barrel roll.

LMAO!
NG really brightens up my day.
+6 cool points to you, my friend.

NG really does get more pathetic as the day passes.

At 12/8/07 01:08 PM, Simon wrote:

At 12/8/07 01:00 PM, Shmossy wrote:

At 12/7/07 08:20 PM, EvilLego wrote: Do a barrel roll.

LMAO!
NG really brightens up my day.
+6 cool points to you, my friend.

NG really does get more pathetic as the day passes.

Mhm yes, you have a point. But I still love it

hi simon! :P <-- seductive smiley

At 12/8/07 01:08 PM, Wreckages wrote: I don't think he realised how much we love him ^____^

I don't think anyone could see how much we love him! It is just sooooo much that nothing can measure it!

At 12/8/07 01:08 PM, Simon wrote: NG really does get more pathetic as the day passes.

DESU DESU DO A BARREL ROLL MUDKIPZ CHARGIN' LAZER SHOOP DA WHOOP LOL

You are a lesbian?

your profile says you are a girl.

At 12/8/07 02:17 PM, harryjarry wrote: DESU DESU DO A BARREL ROLL MUDKIPZ CHARGIN' LAZER SHOOP DA WHOOP LOL

OMG LOLOLOL *CREAMS AT MEMES*

At 12/8/07 02:18 PM, Saint-Jesus wrote: You are a lesbian?

your profile says you are a girl.

That needs changing.

At 12/8/07 02:09 PM, harriet wrote: hi simon! :P <-- seductive smiley

You just made me do a barrel roll.

At 12/8/07 02:27 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 12/8/07 02:09 PM, harriet wrote: hi simon! :P <-- seductive smiley

You just made me do a barrel roll.

wots a barrelroll?
has bryony seen simon in real lifeeee or nt?

At 12/8/07 02:29 PM, harriet wrote:

At 12/8/07 02:27 PM, Wreckages wrote:

At 12/8/07 02:09 PM, harriet wrote: hi simon! :P <-- seductive smiley

You just made me do a barrel roll.

wots a barrelroll?
has bryony seen simon in real lifeeee or nt?

A barrel roll is nothing, just search it on Google. As far as I know Simon and Bryony have.

oh klll wots wiv dese smiley things lol

well what do you know aboot her

At 12/8/07 02:32 PM, harriet wrote: oh klll wots wiv dese smiley things lol

That's a mere post mood.