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That reminds me of when I was waiting all night to get a Wii, and some fat 10 year old got the last one, and I was 2nd in line for one. The guy told me to come back in a week. The kid and his mom went to look for some games and an extra wiimote, and when they went into different isles, I struck. When I was 13, I learned how to temporarily disable someone in martial arts by sliding your fingers along their temples with heavy pressure, so I did that to the kid and he fell to the ground with a groan and dropped the wii. I looked to make sure nobody saw, and grabbed the Wii. I was worried that the cameras might have that on tape and the kid might call the cops, but I was fine.

At 1/5/08 08:37 PM, CyborgStalker wrote: I did that to the kid and he fell to the ground with a groan and dropped the wii. I looked to make sure nobody saw, and grabbed the Wii. I was worried that the cameras might have that on tape and the kid might call the cops, but I was fine.

I love America.

At 12/7/07 06:20 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: In that couple minutes it took you to type that, you could have actually contributed something good to this world.

he didnt feel like doing what he could have

I severly doubt that happened or you'd be convicted of assault, battery, and possibly murder. It was just a little kid if in fact that really happened. Besides, wouldnt someone in the gamestore,like, oh i dont know, the clerk, see you do that and do something? Post your lies somewhere else.

At 12/16/07 11:18 AM, NaziNinja wrote: 1.Post count +1
2.Stuff some snow down your shirt
3.I'm running out of ideas
4.Watch AdultSwim

pff, go watch kim possible hentai

too unlock Luigi, you have to get 120 stars I think..somewhere around 120.

You are the sickest human being alive.Your like, 20, right?That was assult.You could have gotten arested.And you don't just best up little kids and throw them into a barrel of used games.That kid most likely brokes some of his bones because of you.Your going to hell one day.I can feel it.
Go die in a fucking fire.GO DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE!It's a good thing I'll NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU IN HELL!!!

At 12/10/07 06:57 AM, LastSpartan wrote: That was a pretty entertaining story, reminds me of the time this fat kid called me gay for buying Guitar Hero 3. He said I should stop wasting my time with a toy, and take up playing the real thing. I told him to take up a diet, so he could fit his fat ass out the door. Then I laughed at him and said he was doomed to a life of diabetes and fat jokes, then he ran out crying.

Oh, dude! This shit just made my day! Thanks for the EPIC story. Seriously, that has to be true, because that's something a pathetic, overweight, sad kid would say. Probably can't play, because it takes him too much energy to stand to play the game and use the guitar, so he takes it out on others.

I read up to the part where you beat up a 1st grader

I agree. The kid saw it coming. But is not perfect without the rape part.

Also, lol at the people who takes it too serious.

God, the punching was great, and then the steel rod, and finally you had to fight off thoughts of rape? ....Awesome. I can just imagine the bleeding 7 year old!

Oh BTW, get all 120 then you can unlock Waluigi. Yeah that's right, I'm pissed off that Luigi isn't playable. He's my favorite VIDEOGAME character by far! Damn Nintendo, not giving me a Luigi's Mansion Wii Edition...

At 12/16/07 11:18 AM, NaziNinja wrote: 1.Post count +1
2.Stuff some snow down your shirt
3.I'm running out of ideas
4.Watch Kim possible Porn.

Fixed.

It Will Haunt You Forever.

You guys are completely addicted! If you guys beat up little kids just for getting some console or game? They deserve to buy games too, dammit!