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At 12/5/07 05:24 PM, Smartdog wrote: Enough links to the store yet Tom?

I don't wanna mess with your ungrateful chi, but more money earned in the store means less ads on the site. It's a good direction for the site to be moving in.

It's the new Tickle-me-Elmo!

hahahaha i am lost for words, well maybe not. Was that johnnyutah's idea? Looks like something he would do (penicorn lol)

At 12/5/07 10:25 PM, bob wrote:

At 12/5/07 09:00 PM, sqrage wrote: Also, is it just me, or does the plushie have some jizz in the top of it's dickhead?

It's not *real* jizz, just a drop of dried glue to make it *look* like one. :D

What can I say, Stamper's a genious.

Awesome. Is that part hand crafted? ;D

Also, are you sure it's all glue...I mean, if it's Stamper that adds that touch and all...

First of all, have purchased my fully licensed Penicorn plush, Christmas is SAVED!!!
I've been waiting endlessly for something other than shirts and stickers to be available in the NG store, and Penicorn plushes are awesome.

I can certainly see these plushes becoming a big fad, and people would certainly try hard at a game of ring toss to win one of these. My question is, how many of these Penicorns did you guys get made? I'm sure there is going to be a massive demand for these, and what I've heard some people are buying more than one.

Suggestions have already been made for other Penicorns (blue, green, black), but what would make them even more awesome... retractable cords that make them vibrate.

Damn, I can't wait to get mine in the mail. I also am very interested in the new toys and DVDs you guys have got lined up for the new store. Gosh, this is all happening so fast.

I'm... so tempted to buy one... I just don't know where I would put it.
And.. somehow, I don't think my girlfriend would accept it to her plush collection.
If I don't buy one now, I probably will as soon as the new store opens.

And.. Yay for 8-bit Christmas audio contest!

As that a cum bubble at the top of Penicorn's dick-horn?

Holy shit Thomas, your not actually gonna sell those.

|||||||||||||||||: I said Thomas :)

"Congratulations - your payment was sent. You have successfully paid for this transaction."

Oh fucking yes. I bought me a Penicorn Plush.

hahahahahaha! penipals!

"Peni-Pals". That is fucking classic.

Also, LOL when they're mass selling these as toys in McDonald's Happy Meals.

Haha, I remember recommending a penicorn plush doll such a long time ago. Probably after the NG crew started production I'm sure.

I'm quite pleased to see them available for purchase.

I will be buying one as soon as I get my next paycheck...which will be tomorrow. :D

At 12/5/07 05:15 PM, TomFulp wrote: Yes, of all the merchandise we could have made, we made unicorns with dicks for horns.

EPIC WIN!

lmao, PeniCorn Plushies? Craziest plushies I've ever seen!

heh, penicorns: oh momee! me want that one! -anonymous baby <lol

awesome, when this comes in the mail the mailman will be a bit worried of my sanity.

This is too fucking great. Not only is it a genius merchandising idea, but I get to tell everybody about how I coined the phrase "Penicorn". I gotta get me a Penicorn plush!

On a related note, if a Penicorn isn't the perfect Valentine's Day gift, I don't know what is.

look at Tom all link happy today

"You just paid without exposing your financial information."

WELL THAT'S NICE, haha. Anyways, I'd put the lil fucker on my tree if I gave a shit about having a tree. There's no passed out dead bums where I moved to so if I don't like the plushy-penis-a-corn I shall give it to the first 3rd grade girl I see.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND FUCK YOU JESUS, on the cross you were born upon. Amen.

Dear God Newgrounds, WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED?!

At 12/6/07 01:52 AM, PhoenixGodwin wrote: As that a cum bubble at the top of Penicorn's dick-horn?

yes.

believe it or not, some china-man sat in a production line with a gluegun putting a cum bubble on EVERY PENICORN and believe me, there's many.

even worse, actual spoken conversations had to take place over said "cum bubble"

thank bob. thanks to him the cum bubble placement, size and consistancy are at the typical high standards of newgrounds.

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At 12/6/07 05:28 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote: thank bob. thanks to him the cum bubble placement, size and consistancy are at the typical high standards of newgrounds.

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I would expect nothing less....

Time to get myself a penicorn plushie!!!

At 12/5/07 05:15 PM, TomFulp wrote:
we made unicorns with dicks for horns.

This is going to be the greatest Christmas eVaR!!

nice l need one l think

At 12/6/07 05:28 AM, JohnnyUtah wrote:

At 12/6/07 01:52 AM, PhoenixGodwin wrote: As that a cum bubble at the top of Penicorn's dick-horn?

yes.

believe it or not, some china-man sat in a production line with a gluegun putting a cum bubble on EVERY PENICORN and believe me, there's many.

even worse, actual spoken conversations had to take place over said "cum bubble"

thank bob. thanks to him the cum bubble placement, size and consistancy are at the typical high standards of newgrounds.

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It's isn't a 'CUM BUBBLE'. IT'S PRE-EJACULATE.

"Pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as precum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that is issued from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. The fluid is usually secreted by Cowper's glands during arousal, masturbation, foreplay or at an early stage during sex, some time before the man fully reaches orgasm and semen is ejaculated.

Pre-ejaculatory fluid prepares the urethra for the passage of semen by neutralizing acidity due to any residual urine. It also lubricates the movement of the penis, and of the foreskin over the glans. The amount of fluid that the human male issues varies widely among individuals, from imperceptible amounts to a copious flow."

You mother fuckers better get with the program, and QUICK. He's far from done...and if you know what's good for you, you'll never take his bubble as a weakness again.

RESPECT THE POTENTIAL LOADS

I need to buy one for my girlfriend. It is the coolest thing ever.
I had planned to go to comic con dressed as Penicorn, but now it wont be origional.

I want one, but I guess it would be a bit awkward when I get the package and open it in front of my parents. Or when they just walk in my room...

Good product, but if the customer feels to buy "horny stuff" maybe he/she'd be disappointed to find a soft penicorn instead of a hard one...

You know, marketing has just a strict rule: give the customer what he wants ;-D

Picture below: also unicorn bondage has been very popular since the middle age

have lovely wet dreams every night with your new penicorn!