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Posted at: 12/5/07 07:03 PM
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Take a few, put the majority back so you don't have him ramming through the house looking for them. Then again if he's really particular, internet's an invaluable tool.
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Take them and hide them somewhere, watch your dad's reaction as he franticly searches the house, then when your mom/someone asks him what he's looking for, laugh histaricly at whatever he says.
Posted at: 12/5/07 07:05 PM
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At 12/5/07 03:11 PM, ftballhero54 wrote: watch them...duh
I would feel awkward jerking to my dads collection...
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Posted at: 12/5/07 07:07 PM
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At 12/5/07 03:12 PM, Catoblepas wrote: You should take them to the police station.
Justice must be served.
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Posted at: 12/5/07 07:09 PM
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this is mad funny!
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Posted at: 12/5/07 07:24 PM
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Blackmail your dad.
Posted at: 12/5/07 07:25 PM
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Take them to school, pass them out to the guys in the class.
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Posted at: 12/5/07 07:31 PM
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At 12/5/07 05:46 PM, Infernalz wrote: 1. Upload all on to the internet. 2. Black mail dad. 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!
Fuck you, 4chan drone.
Option A: Sell them Option B: Watch them, jack off Option C: Burn extra copies, then sell them and watch the originals. Option D: Post about it on NG
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Posted at: 12/5/07 09:40 PM
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At 12/5/07 07:31 PM, Grent wrote: At 12/5/07 05:46 PM, Infernalz wrote: 1. Upload all on to the internet. 2. Black mail dad. 3. ????? 4. PROFIT!Fuck you, 4chan drone. Option A: Sell them Option B: Watch them, jack off Option C: Burn extra copies, then sell them and watch the originals. Option D: Post about it on NG
You forgot the:
????? PROFIT!
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Posted at: 12/5/07 09:56 PM
id go with option C
Posted at: 12/5/07 09:59 PM
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Your asking Newgrounds? What do you think we're gonna say?
Posted at: 12/6/07 07:29 AM
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At 12/5/07 09:59 PM, NucularSoldier wrote: Your asking Newgrounds? What do you think we're gonna say?
That i like pie.
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Posted at: 12/13/07 08:48 AM
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At 12/5/07 03:14 PM, Raulkill wrote: At 12/5/07 03:13 PM, Cosmonautical wrote: I think you should take pics. And then maybe watch one.I did,that's why i knew they were Hardcore. Also,I'm brazilian,so the Titles won't Mean Anything to you,they are in portuguese.
At 12/5/07 03:13 PM, Cosmonautical wrote: I think you should take pics. And then maybe watch one.
what about us, that knows portuguese?
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Posted at: 12/26/07 01:36 AM
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At 12/5/07 03:35 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:
I opened the drawer and looked under some T-shirts and found a leather whip. I haven't had chance to take pics, but when I do, you'll know about it.
Ewwww, reminds me of my parents room all over again.....
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Posted at: 12/26/07 01:37 AM
At 12/5/07 07:05 PM, xPaRaDoXx wrote: At 12/5/07 03:11 PM, ftballhero54 wrote: watch them...duhI would feel awkward jerking to my dads collection...
That's why you gotta be careful that his "private" collection isn't mixed in with them, and by "private", I mean home-made.
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At 12/5/07 03:33 PM, TSstudios wrote: I was sneakin through my dads room like 2 months ago and found his porno penthouse magezines under his bed in a shoe box. I am not interested in porn though. 1. to respect women 2. To experience the real thing
HAHAHAHAHA. ROFL! XD
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Posted at: 12/26/07 02:20 AM
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1. Watch em 2. Make a sandwich with "mayonaise" 3. Tell friends 4. Make your friends pay to watch em 5. Profit!
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Posted at: 12/26/07 02:24 AM
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Dude. Put them back. If it freaks you out, then talk to your dad about it. Don't be a douche bag.
Posted at: 12/26/07 02:25 AM
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black mail against your dad
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Posted at: 12/26/07 03:04 AM
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Edit it together into "The Best of What Dad Has Under the Bed" and give it to your mom for a Hanukah present. She's be too busy yelling at your father to tell you Hanukah is over. =(
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Posted at: 12/26/07 03:11 AM
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At 12/5/07 03:33 PM, TSstudios wrote: 1. to respect women
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah*gasps for air* HAHAHAHAH!
heh, did you just wrote what I think I just wrote, am I dreaming?
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Posted at: 12/26/07 03:12 AM
At 12/26/07 03:11 AM, LightandDark wrote: At 12/5/07 03:33 PM, TSstudios wrote: 1. to respect womenHahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah*gasps for air* HAHAHAHAH! heh, did you just wrote what I think I just wrote, am I dreaming?
Sorry for the double post.
I'm sorry that I forgot to post something relevant to the topic.
Now, as some people have said, blackmail your dad for something you want.
Posted at: 12/26/07 03:21 AM
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Haha you found your pops Porno stash. well good luck, mabye if yur balls have dropped yet you might be able to have some fun lmao, oh yea and about the black mail thingy, i agree totaly with that shit. Most definately black mail him, like if he wont buy you something you really want tell him, then ima tell mom that you have a big ass stash of porn.
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Posted at: 12/26/07 03:36 AM
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At 12/5/07 03:11 PM, Raulkill wrote: I was looking for somenthing to play,any game on my Cd's,when i suddenly come across this Packet Full of Cd's,About Fifty.Nice!I thougth,Games! And then,when i look,they are ALL Hardcore Porn Movies What should i do?=|
watch it. it makes for penis fun with no aids
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put em back where you found them (after watching them obviously) then when you get in trouble/ need something , use them as black mail
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Posted at: 12/26/07 04:13 AM
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Can we have some titles please?
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Posted at: 12/26/07 04:43 AM
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At 12/5/07 03:11 PM, Raulkill wrote: What should i do?=|
Ask your mum if her diarreha has cleared up.
It'll take a while for that joke to get understood. Just think about it.
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Posted at: 2/1/08 11:16 PM
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1. to respect women 2. To experience the real thing
you sir #1 sucks but #2 is awesome idea
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Posted at: 2/1/08 11:19 PM
At 2/1/08 11:16 PM, brassmonker1234 wrote: 1. to respect women 2. To experience the real thingyou sir #1 sucks but #2 is awesome idea
Thank you for reviving the thread =) Now we can all Kill ourselves.
Posted at: 2/1/08 11:25 PM
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sell to the lil ones trust me those horny bastard well pay good money for them
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