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I'd be like, "I'm not atheist. Heaven plz."

"Errr.... Hell? Naaah, c'mon man, please =(

Nah please, I don't wanna burn, I'm serial. Please.... Aww, eternal damnation here I come, thanks *scowl*"

At 12/4/07 10:07 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You are suddenly in front of god.

What would your reaction be.

o shi-

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, strumpy wrote: My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

Lol that is great.

I'd give him 20$ bill and say:

- Now get me a bottle of your best champagne.

At 12/5/07 03:57 AM, TheNossinator wrote: Not really. Humans have created all the bad stuff on Earth. And God gives us free will so technically it's not His fault.

Cancer, aids, the black plague, Malaria, small pox, viruses, illnesses, disease, infections etc etc etc.

Oh yeah, humans invented these things.

if there is a god, and he is the only god and he has complete control over the world: he is undeniably a bit of a dick.
and due to him showing no signs of his existence/not interfering with affairs of the planet the way he could be(example, killing hitler and such):he just likes to watch. you would be bored to if you were an omniscient being with nothing to do as well. as a result, he might have created the universe for his own entertainment. this would mean there are probably many more planets with intelligent life out there, as he would be able to have many different types of planets running at once. perhaps he would create less powerful gods to care for each planet. in any case, i don't think he have everyone up in the afterlife with him, it would be way too damn crowded and hard to manage. he would only keep the people he really wanted to have with him, which wouldn't be many. the rest he would just reincarnate/dispose of. these are completely reasonable thoughts and i don't want any super-religious bastards trying to force me to beleive their bullshit/flaming me because of this post. there is no evidence for any specific god, though god is possible. dedicating your life to things that there is no reason to even think they exist is a life wasted. don't make politics out of your religion or vice versa. case fucking closed.

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, strumpy wrote: My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

Oh yes, that's right the universe and everything in it is far too complex to have "just existed"

they must have been made by a creator who "Just existed"

That also makes total sense.

You're forgetting about us LaVeyan Satanics.

Me: Uh........all those jokes I told about your son dieing, I was TOTALLY kidding.

I'd ask him where the booze was.

I'm not atheist though.

At 12/6/07 05:49 PM, bouncyweasel wrote: if there is a god, and he is the only god and he has complete control over the world: he is undeniably a bit of a dick.
and due to him showing no signs of his existence/not interfering with affairs of the planet the way he could be(example, killing hitler and such):

Maybe he wants us to solve our own problems, so we learn from them, and he dosn't have to get involved to clean up our mess.

Im only religious because of my fear of Hell.

Same here. Truely, I think god wants us to be good people and that we don't have to praise his name and attend church every day. Just beleiving in him and enjoying our lives is basically all he probrably wants from us.

Religion is dieing faster than the PS3!

At 12/4/07 10:13 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: "So God, how about that nuclear fusion?"

Why stop at nuclear Fusion. Why not, Perputual motion.

At 12/4/07 10:07 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You are suddenly in front of god.

What would your reaction be.

Hypothetically speaking.

I'm not discussing if this would happen or not.

This is a hypothetical situation.

This sounds like a question from a Theist (believer). It's a question that has been asked by many religious people to Atheists since it became legal to be a nonbeliever.
But meh, I'll answer it anyway.
If I came face to face with god when I die, I will happily admit that I was wrong. (Because I am a big believer in "belive it when I see it.") But I might be inclined to ask him a whole bunch of questions regarding his behaviour over the last few thousand years. Namely questions regarding "where the hell have you been hiding?" "Why have you been hiding?" and maybe some questions about the mysteries of the universe...

Now don't start quoting scripture at me... Scripture is written by man, and is not the word of god.

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, strumpy wrote: My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

Don't you love when Christianity makes perfect sense?

I'd ask him about all the crappy thing on Earth and why the moron thought he should make them. Examples include mosquitos, george bush, osama etc.

At 12/7/07 05:51 AM, benguam wrote: I'd ask him about all the crappy thing on Earth and why the moron thought he should make them. Examples include mosquitos, george bush, osama etc.

he'd probably say, "mosquitos are a vital part of the ecosystem, and I didn't make those other two."

you guys seriously have some fucked up ideas about what you think god means.

anyway, NEW SITUATION.

what if you see him right

you die, and everything, and you come to heaven, and you realize that everyone is a walking penis or vagina.

you don't have eyes or anything, everyone is just walking around, as penises and vaginas

what would your reaction be, and god is a giant towering black penis whose veins glow with magic

I would say something to the effect of
"well shit... they we're right"

At 12/11/07 01:29 AM, beatuwitmyski wrote: I would say something to the effect of
"well shit... they we're right"

what?

you must be answering the first question because I'm pretty sure no religion believes that god is a giant penis

At 12/4/07 10:18 PM, KemCab wrote: I would tell him to let me in or fuck off.

I didn't sign any contract obliging me to worship him.

You know all those long agreements filled with articles and sub-articles in confusing "lawyer-speak" that you have to accept before installing and running software on your computer. Yeah, it's in those.

At 12/11/07 01:30 AM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/11/07 01:29 AM, beatuwitmyski wrote: I would say something to the effect of
"well shit... they we're right"

what?

you must be answering the first question because I'm pretty sure no religion believes that god is a giant penis

I was. Also, 200th post. Woot, go me!

What would you guys do if you found out that bigbadron was actually god.

I think it's more likely than other things...

I would be like, Zing!

Seriously.

i'd prolly just say " fuck me"

At 12/11/07 02:10 AM, MissingNYC wrote: i'd prolly just say " fuck me"

He'd probably smile.

In fact I think he'd smile at most of your responses in this thread to be honest.

or he/it/they, whatever.

Errr... so ya about that... herm.... so I guess I'm going elsewhere huh?

but im not too worried, i dont belive in that silly stuff

At 12/11/07 02:14 AM, LockDown68 wrote: Errr... so ya about that... herm.... so I guess I'm going elsewhere huh?

What?

How can you go elsewhere in my hypothetical situation.

That's cheating.