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At 12/4/07 11:03 PM, BonusStage wrote: So you're saying that you believe in the metaphoric theory that God's week was inclusive of billions of years of time?

Yep, I also believe that the dinasours walked the earth along time ago, I also believe in evolution.

and who says religious people can't accept science.

At 12/4/07 11:08 PM, Cericon wrote: I believe in him, but I'd ask a few questions. "Why didn't you stop the Holocaust?" and "Why dont you save those who are suffering? The ones who believe you? Your subjects?"

Maybe god wants us to solve our own problems, to learn from ower mistakes, instead of haveing to bail us out of everything.

I would have to say....

God!! my man!!!.... um ... how bout that devil worship? lmao

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, strumpy wrote: My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

That's the silliest thing I've ever seen. 'Science' could easily replace 'atheism'. In comparison, I'd say the Christianity equivalent picture blows it out of the water.

I quote Bertrand Russell, if he hasn't already been: "Not enough evidence, God, not enough evidence."

"Oh my Science!"

I am much more of an Agnostic than a Atheist, so I believe in what I see, so if I saw God after my death, I'd be pretty happy to see that there is something after life.

And I'd probably like to play a ping-pong game with him and after that I'd go and see if he aloud Dimebag Darrel in heaven!

Because I'm a christian, yet I still do pretty bad crap...

*God goes over all the sins I've done*

"So uh... Bout them lakers..." before he can get to the internet part of my life.

Also, I've gotta say shit bricks.

"Well... Can you blame me?"

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, LordJaric wrote: I don't know what they would say, but I think god would let them in if they were good people.

I agree with your opinion completely. One's religion does not justify their entrance into heaven. In my view, I don't think heaven even exists. All heaven's existence is a manifestation of the mind. So, if one believes you go to heaven, you are in heaven. That is to say, heaven is when people remember you for good things after you die.

If there is a God, and as an agnostic I do not even pretend to have that answer, then She would judge based on your life, and whether your effect on the world and your effect on the people in your life was a good one or a bad one.

I would shit brix and stand by my choice.

"Well looks like I was wrong, oh well."

As I am an agnostic I'd just say: " Hey! So you were real ? "

At 12/5/07 12:59 AM, SoulMaster71 wrote:

If there is a God, and as an agnostic I do not even pretend to have that answer, then She

God makes life, not dinner.

I think i would cry and start sucking his cock so i can stay in heaven. And that would make up for cussing at him all those years. lol.

Holy fucking shit, you're a black woman.

I would explain to him that if he's such a sadistically cruel and arrogant fuck that he would damn me to an eternity of pain, just for not worshiping him, I don't want to be in Heaven. One step out of line there, and BAM, straight down to hell.

atheists are just a bunch of confused people.

At 12/4/07 10:07 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: What would your reaction be.

Well, I just hope that people will be judged according to what they did, not what they believed in.

Can't find the right scripture, but it said something like "Would the judge of the world not judge righteously?". I plan to live a good life and help people, but my motive is humanist, not the word of some entity I cannot find proof of.

"O HI THAR LOL"

"HAI U!"

"CAN I HAS EN7RI PLOX?"

"NO WAI!!!!!111!!!"

"aodgihapsuthyphj"

I would say something like

"Well I did lead a good life and followed all the things any religion would say are good teachings sooo uh... can we kind of forget about the atheism thing?"

I would say nothing, instead I would grab his cock.

Well maybe I would ask him in a sort of impressed/shy/quite voice:
"Is this the end? Or is there more?"

It would make me very happy to know there is no more to do in the world to block me in my path.

At 12/4/07 10:18 PM, oc-fuzzy wrote: "Would it have killed you to drop a hint God?"

But he sent his son and then he got some guys to write a book about it.

I'd say... "Oh great, now that I know you exist, I'll have praise you for the rest of eternity... Great, just GREAT!"

My reaction that would be my reaction to everything that is strange/pisses me off. I would say "what the fuck" then take back all the times I've made fun of God and his son then regret sinning and hope he doesn't BBQ me. As for god giving Atheists or Agnostic people,I think it would be possible. People who have had Near Death Experiences have reported they went through that classic tunnel of light,then met God whose face they couldn't see,and he forgave them.

Better yet what would you do if you died one day,then went to Heaven and discovered 4chan was there?

I wish I was a girl, so that you could believe me.