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At 12/4/07 10:26 PM, Erikio wrote: Well how many other religions refer to their ruler as "God"? There is Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Kami, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc and only 1 widely known religion really refers to their god as "God".

Buddha isn't a god.

At 12/4/07 10:18 PM, KemCab wrote: I would tell him to let me in or fuck off.

I didn't sign any contract obliging me to worship him.

Heh, I like that.

I'd stand my ground and apologize for being wrong. No begging or whimpering or any such thing. If it is the Christian God (meaning I am going to Hell), I want to go with my dignity intact, though I do hope if there is a God up there that it will look at who you are as a whole above following religious doctrine.

At 12/4/07 10:10 PM, Xtesh wrote: Better question:

What if God appears before you and tells you that He doesn't exist?

Quite a headscratcher.

I'd start quoting the fucking matrix.

At 12/4/07 10:49 PM, Maxben wrote: I'd stand my ground and apologize for being wrong. No begging or whimpering or any such thing. If it is the Christian God (meaning I am going to Hell),

I hope you know that not all christian believe you would go to hell.

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, LordJaric wrote: I don't know what they would say, but I think god would let them in if they were good people.

No, he definately would not.

Ask about how many rock stars actually made it in

At 12/4/07 10:53 PM, BigScizot wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, LordJaric wrote: I don't know what they would say, but I think god would let them in if they were good people.

No, he definately would not.

Prove it.

At 12/4/07 10:21 PM, BatteryPowered wrote: Well what if you died and there wasnt any god?

Hi my name is the definition of a hypothetical question.

We don't talk enough.

Im a Catholic, so I'd turn to the atheist and say "Hah! I fucking knew it!!"

"How 'bout them Yankees?"

At 12/4/07 10:57 PM, Cericon wrote: Im a Catholic, so

How old is the Earth?

At 12/4/07 10:54 PM, LordJaric wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:53 PM, BigScizot wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, LordJaric wrote: I don't know what they would say, but I think god would let them in if they were good people.

No, he definately would not.

Prove it.

Well, unless you believe the Bible there's really no way I could prove it to you.

At 12/4/07 10:58 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:57 PM, Cericon wrote: Im a Catholic, so

How old is the Earth?

I have no idea, my parents are catholic so Im catholic, I've gone to church maybe...6 times in my life time? Im only religious because of my fear of Hell.

At 12/4/07 10:58 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:57 PM, Cericon wrote: Im a Catholic, so

How old is the Earth?

I can answer that, and yes I'm a catholic, it's 4.5 billion years old

At 12/4/07 11:00 PM, Cericon wrote: Im only religious because of my fear of Hell.

The Roman republic did its job well.

"Those are some fine noodley appendiges you've got there."

At 12/4/07 11:01 PM, BonusStage wrote:

At 12/4/07 11:00 PM, Cericon wrote: Im only religious because of my fear of Hell.

The Roman republic did its job well.

Hell yeah, when ever I think of God not existing, I think of that chance that Im wrong, then I think of spending eternity in hell, then I break out in a cold sweat.

At 12/4/07 11:00 PM, LordJaric wrote: I can answer that, and yes I'm a catholic, it's 4.5 billion years old

So you're a modern Catholic, as i was? Able to understand that you can't even begin to comprehend 6 days in the eyes of god. 6 days to you is nothing in the eyes of something eternal. So you're saying that you believe in the metaphoric theory that God's week was inclusive of billions of years of time?

Big whoop wanna fight about it?

Sup, wonna grab a cup of coffee? We've got my afterlife to discuss.

Maby like in the cartoon.... the grim reaper actually says pick a outcome there is no "not going anywere"

At 12/4/07 10:26 PM, Erikio wrote: Well how many other religions refer to their ruler as "God"? There is Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Kami, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc and only 1 widely known religion really refers to their god as "God".

Protip: Allah means God.

well, if that happened, I'd like to ask him some questions first, then get on my knees and bego for forgiveness for ever doubting him.

And how exactly will I know it's the big G-O-D?

I believe in him, but I'd ask a few questions. "Why didn't you stop the Holocaust?" and "Why dont you save those who are suffering? The ones who believe you? Your subjects?"

Id say "Im still glad I was an atheist, religion was ment for close minded asses"

At 12/4/07 10:26 PM, Erikio wrote: Well how many other religions refer to their ruler as "God"? There is Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Kami, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc and only 1 widely known religion really refers to their god as "God".

Buddha was a prophet.

Vishnu sahasranama, or "1000 names of Vishnu"
listed, is one god, with 1000 names.

Kami means God, but it refers to the spirit within everything.

L. Ron Hubbard was a "prophet."

So only two were translations to "God." First of all.

Secondly, both Christianity and Judaism refer to God as God, and that's a shit load of the population of the Earth, btw.

At 12/4/07 10:26 PM, Erikio wrote:
Well how many other religions refer to their ruler as "God"? There is Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Kami, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc and only 1 widely known religion really refers to their god as "God".

well okay superior being

an enigmous enourmous mysterious entity that is like, before you.

Someone that seems like they run the place.

With a shotgun at your face maybe.

And he's like.

"Believe me now bitch."