Atheists: What If, When You Die

[JackPhantasm]

You are suddenly in front of god.

What would your reaction be.

Hypothetically speaking.

I'm not discussing if this would happen or not.

This is a hypothetical situation.

[TheBlackDahliaMurder]

I would just be like, "fuck."

[LordJaric]

I don't know what they would say, but I think god would let them in if they were good people.

[catman03]

At 12/4/07 10:07 PM, JackPhantasm wrote: You are suddenly in front of god.

What would your reaction be.

Hypothetically speaking.

I'm not discussing if this would happen or not.

This is a hypothetical situation.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT'S GOD! ............ah fuck, i owe some people some money.oh hey....uh,god? could you explain some shit?

[strumpy]

My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

[DepressedStone]

I'd remain stoic. Atheism is a choice. If that were to happen, I obviously made the wrong one. I would accept my eternal punishment with grace.

I'm an agnostic existentialist, lolz.

[SpikeAlpha]

I'd ask him,"Whats with the whip and ballgage? Oh...you rascal you!"

God would so be a kinky whore.

[JackPhantasm]

At 12/4/07 10:10 PM, Xtesh wrote: Better question:

What if God appears before you and tells you that He doesn't exist?

Quite a headscratcher.

I'd be all, "OKaaaay god. Whatever you say *wink*"

[Lagatag]

"Ehh, it could be worse, I could be just... dead"

[LordJaric]

At 12/4/07 10:10 PM, Xtesh wrote: Better question:

What if God appears before you and tells you that He doesn't exist?

Quite a headscratcher.

Than he would be lieing now wouldn't he.

[Erikio]

I would say "Shit.", like the good ol' Tourettes Guy.

Nah, in reality I'd start asking him questions like "Well if incest is a sin, and Adam and Eve's children had to inbreed, isn't that a wee-bit hypocritical on your part?"

And other questions of the sort to try to piss him off.

But I've been a good person all my life. If he says Ssince you didn't follow me, you can go to hell." I'd say "Wow, you are one self-absorbed, omnipotent son of a bitch.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

"So God, how about that nuclear fusion?"

[catman03]

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, strumpy wrote: My atheist pic, courtesy of 4chan

pwned. and that picture is very much false.

[Grent]

Why do atheists always assume that, if God does exist, that He's a bastard?

[IPoopedInYourMailbox]

At 12/4/07 10:10 PM, DepressedStone wrote: I'd remain stoic. Atheism is a choice. If that were to happen, I obviously made the wrong one. I would accept my eternal punishment with grace.

I'm an agnostic existentialist, lolz.

I like this guy

[Niyou77]

I'd be like, "Bitch, you don't exist. this is a paradox!" Then he'd be all like , "Bitch, don't be dissin' me, foo, I'ma busta cap in yo' ass." Then I'd be all like, "Shit bitch, you is fine."

[JamesTKirkV2]

"Whoops."

[1337biatch]

"jesus fucking christ"

[DevourerJay]

At 12/4/07 10:08 PM, TheBlackDahliaMurder wrote: I would just be like, "fuck."

i'd cross myself...

[catman03]

At 12/4/07 10:13 PM, Grent wrote: Why do atheists always assume that, if God does exist, that He's a bastard?

well because logically, if god was all powerfull and he/she made the earth than because of all the bad shit on earth he/she must:

1.be a total dick
2.not exist
3.have not made the earth
4.not be all powerfull

and most people are cynical enough to assume the first.

[oc-fuzzy]

"Would it have killed you to drop a hint God?"

[JackPhantasm]

At 12/4/07 10:12 PM, Erikio wrote:
Nah, in reality I'd start asking him questions like "Well if incest is a sin, and Adam and Eve's children had to inbreed, isn't that a wee-bit hypocritical on your part?"

He'd probably say.

"That bible has nothing to do with me"

I love how a few of you assume I'm talking about a christian god.

[Gunter45]

I would look into his eyes lustfully and say, "how about you and me go behind the woodshed with a can of paint thinner and just see what happens next?"

[XD0042006]

I'd say: "Hi, wanna go ride bikes?"

[BatteryPowered]

Well what if you died and there wasnt any god?

[JudeZombi]

God: Sup foo?
Me: Nuthin, chllin on the roads
God: coo, need a liftn?
Me: Yea cool, you got sumthin in the frigde?
God: Ye, sum poptards an' the pizza form yesterday
Me: Sweet, back in a sec
God: Yo dude, we gotta have a chat
Me: Whats happnd?
God: You've been bitching a little too much mate.
God: So I gotta send you down for some time.
Me: Ahh come on! Thats bullshit, she totaly deserved it, she wanted to get fucked!
God: Its just an eternity, not gonna be that long.
God: I'll put in a good word after your ½ way.
Me: Pff fine, as long as I get to rape some nice bitches
God: yeah sure mate, just dunt touch his daughter
Me: Why?
God: I banged her last night
Me: Ah snap!

[Erikio]

At 12/4/07 10:19 PM, JackPhantasm wrote:

At 12/4/07 10:12 PM, Erikio wrote:
Nah, in reality I'd start asking him questions like "Well if incest is a sin, and Adam and Eve's children had to inbreed, isn't that a wee-bit hypocritical on your part?"

He'd probably say.

"That bible has nothing to do with me"

I love how a few of you assume I'm talking about a christian god.

Well how many other religions refer to their ruler as "God"? There is Allah, Buddha, Vishnu, Kami, L. Ron Hubbard, etc etc and only 1 widely known religion really refers to their god as "God".

[Xavon]

There really isn't much I could say if that situation were to be brought up. I mean, you go your entire life not believing in a sole creator and then you die and he's right there, what can you do?

It's said we Atheists will go to heaven for our ignorance, but who knows. That still doesn't make me believe in a God, it just makes me believe in him less.

[RedDreadSky]

I'd talk with him, about the world, assuming he's not some bastard. I hope when Christians say he made humans in his name they didn't get his personality. That would mean god is a fucking asshole.

For those who don't get what I'm saying: If god made people in his image, and they inherited his personality, then the people who are assholes would be in his image too.

[Gunter45]

At 12/4/07 10:21 PM, BatteryPowered wrote: Well what if you died and there wasnt any god?

Then you wouldn't be able to ask anyone anything now would you? That's a shitty hypothetical question.