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At 12/3/07 09:13 AM, SharinganUser wrote: what the...?! that's just fucked up!

the girls really dumb. I tink shes dyin on pupose

At 12/2/07 10:25 PM, bigbadron wrote: just as a note, this thread is not about the current status of my virginity,

Ok, umm, thx. I'll be sure to leave out all irrelevant sex fantasies.

it's more about how no matter well you treat someone, it never goes well.

I've just came to the conclusion, the asshole you act sometimes, more desireable you are to certain woman.

He must be good in bed, or somethin to keep getting married time afer time.

Man, I don't know what to tell you. If I knew how I was still dating, I'd explain it, but I don't. I guess I just got lucky, and I mean really lucky because this is the first woman I've dated. Coincidentally 2 year aniversary next week, and I'll probably be getting what your lacking, but look on the bright side there is always

Plan B.

I hate to bump an old thread but you realise his 4th wife also went missing...something maybe a tad fishy?

Yeah, that's basically the way it goes, although more mature chicks like nicer guys.

I bet he's got a huge knob. Otherwise she wouldn't be with him.

At 12/2/07 10:22 PM, KemCab wrote: I'm a dick, I'm not getting any.

He meant jerks with charm and fuckosity.

Which you lack.

At 12/2/07 10:19 PM, bigbadron wrote: and i'm not getting laid.

You're not getting laid because you're a fat obnoxious shit head with the personality of a sexualy frustrated brick.

Compared to you, even murders look good. It might not hurt to try taking a shower, gaining a sense of humor, and leaving the house to go somewhere besides an NG mod meet and Taco Bell as well.