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Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:35 PM Reply

Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:36 PM Reply

You got that from Jackinworld right?


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:37 PM Reply

At 12/2/07 06:36 PM, Littleluckylink wrote: You got that from Jackinworld right?

yes. yes I did.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:38 PM Reply

At 12/2/07 06:37 PM, Night-Ranger wrote: This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?

Because he just caught up with 2002


LOL

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:39 PM Reply

Sounds like you just copied and pasted.


[1] [2] [3] [4] [5]
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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:39 PM Reply

Surfing the NG BBS is a healthy and normal practice, like killing kittens or staring at that hot chick down the street even though you know she's insane. Even surfing the NG BBS several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say NewGrounds is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable NewGrounds addict will tell you, old myths about NewGrounds affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that surfing the NG BBS regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent you from losing your virginity later in life.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:44 PM Reply

If you couldn't figure that out on your own, you're an idiot. Masturbating has the same effect on the body as sexual intercourse, and if sex were anything but "good for you," we'd be extinct.


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:47 PM Reply

No, it causes hairy palms, blindness, as well as the corruption of you immortal soul!


Did you hear what I said? It gives you a boner!

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:50 PM Reply

Masturbation: It wastes sperm every single day.


Barev dzez.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:50 PM Reply

Don't mind if I fap to your posts.


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:52 PM Reply

At 12/2/07 06:50 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Masturbation: It wastes sperm every single day.

They are constantly being remade.


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 06:59 PM Reply

Interesting.


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:00 PM Reply

1. "Several" does not necessarily mean 7 or more times a day.
2. If you are masturating rather than tending to life issues, chances are it's actually hurting you.
3. Masturbating can decrease your longevity in the sack.


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:04 PM Reply

You shouldn't really masturbate several times per day, it is in fact.

UNHEALTHY!

Why you say?

It makes you have a 50% chance to be a rapist in your adulthood.

So said this depressed face.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:07 PM Reply

If only I knew that before....

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:08 PM Reply

YAAAAAYYyyaa... I already knew that. And so does 90% of NG, I'm sure. o_o

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:11 PM Reply

At 12/2/07 06:59 PM, Hophead wrote: Interesting.

Hahahaha!

Srry, I just had to lol


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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:13 PM Reply

This reminded me of Robot Chicken. And Mythbusters.

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Response to Jacking Off Is Good For You! Dec. 2nd, 2007 @ 07:15 PM Reply

At 12/2/07 06:37 PM, Night-Ranger wrote: This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?

Just to clear it up.