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Masturbation is a healthy and normal practice, like daydreaming or napping. Even masturbating several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say masturbation is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable medical doctor will tell you, old myths about masturbation affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that ejaculating regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent a certain kind of cancer later in life.
At 12/2/07 06:37 PM, Night-Ranger wrote: This has been known for years...
Why are you telling us now?
Because he just caught up with 2002
Surfing the NG BBS is a healthy and normal practice, like killing kittens or staring at that hot chick down the street even though you know she's insane. Even surfing the NG BBS several times each day is completely harmless. You may encounter people, books, or websites that say NewGrounds is bad or harmful; this is just plain incorrect. As any reputable NewGrounds addict will tell you, old myths about NewGrounds affecting the eyesight, causing permanent fatigue or insanity, etc., have long been disproved. In fact, recent studies suggest that surfing the NG BBS regularly isn't just fun, it can actually help prevent you from losing your virginity later in life.
If you couldn't figure that out on your own, you're an idiot. Masturbating has the same effect on the body as sexual intercourse, and if sex were anything but "good for you," we'd be extinct.
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At 12/2/07 06:50 PM, TheSnakeSkull wrote: Masturbation: It wastes sperm every single day.
They are constantly being remade.
"Just take her hand, Have fun leading her through all the wrong doors"
-Mozart Season- -Groupie without teh secs-
1. "Several" does not necessarily mean 7 or more times a day.
2. If you are masturating rather than tending to life issues, chances are it's actually hurting you.
3. Masturbating can decrease your longevity in the sack.
You shouldn't really masturbate several times per day, it is in fact.
Why you say?
It makes you have a 50% chance to be a rapist in your adulthood.
So said this depressed face.