How do you eat your Poptarts?

[modernizenerd]

I understand they're called Poptarts for a reason, (of which I understand is because they POP out of you toaster) but you know, they just seem to taste better untoasted. Call me crazy, but there seems to be a certain aspect of the flavor lost in the toaster. I don't think I'm the only one to think this either, seeing as they sell them in certain vending machines. Am I the only one to think Poptarts taste better... inpopped?

[HyperactiveYouth]

I don't toast them, because my dorm doesn't allow toasters inside the rooms. That and I honestly don't have the time to be toasting them. I have a hard time finding time to even eat them, especially now that I've had about 300 in the past 2 months.

[RedDreadSky]

I hate poptarts. I rarely have food at my house, and I practically lived off them for a week. Needless to say, I got sick of them.

[modernizenerd]

At 11/29/07 03:15 AM, HyperactiveYouth wrote: I don't toast them, because my dorm doesn't allow toasters inside the rooms. That and I honestly don't have the time to be toasting them. I have a hard time finding time to even eat them, especially now that I've had about 300 in the past 2 months.

But I think the question is, do you still enjoy them nontoasted?

[BlueHippo]

I put them in the toaster on like... 1 1/2, just so they are sliiiightly gooey. I like them at room temperature as well. Have yet to try a frozen Poptart... perhaps one day.

[modernizenerd]

At 11/29/07 03:18 AM, BlueHippo wrote: I put them in the toaster on like... 1 1/2, just so they are sliiiightly gooey. I like them at room temperature as well. Have yet to try a frozen Poptart... perhaps one day.

OMJ! Going backwards... That opens up a whole new world of possibilities!

[BFK]

I shove them up my ass and shit them out my mouth

[JudeZombi]

I enjoy them cold or warmed in the sun...

[Gunter45]

But without the toaster, they're just tarts! Loose, painted tarts walking down the street with their vinyl clothing and their fishnet stockings.

You make me sick.

[modernizenerd]

At 11/29/07 03:37 AM, Gunter45 wrote: But without the toaster, they're just tarts! Loose, painted tarts walking down the street with their vinyl clothing and their fishnet stockings.

You make me sick.

Oh, don't talk like that, your making me all hot and bothered. Oh god, I think I'm going to go grab a poptart right now....

[modernizenerd]

At 11/29/07 03:28 AM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote: I shove them up my ass and shit them out my mouth

Call me old fashioned, but I like my rear end flowing in the right direction.

[Cyberdevil]

At 11/29/07 03:08 AM, modernizenerd wrote: Poptarts taste better... inpopped?

Unpopped. I don't eat poptirts btw.

[Gagsy]

I eat the crusty part round the edge of the tart first, then the edge of the tart until forever I have the nice tasty centre to finish with.

Damn.. I want Poptarts now..

[KingPaulP]

I generally catch them in my mouth when they fly out my toaster at 10000mph, they are hotter than liquid magma so much so that they could not be called pop tarts, they just become plasma. Still taste good though.

Yes I live in a particle accelerator

[snapper5]

At 11/29/07 03:08 AM, modernizenerd wrote: I understand they're called Poptarts for a reason, (of which I understand is because they POP out of you toaster) but you know, they just seem to taste better untoasted. Call me crazy, but there seems to be a certain aspect of the flavor lost in the toaster. I don't think I'm the only one to think this either, seeing as they sell them in certain vending machines. Am I the only one to think Poptarts taste better... inpopped?

i eat them unpopped

dosn't everyone, i mean, just the same way as everyone has a penis AND a vagina