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Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:55:05 Reply

So my cousin was going to Walmart, so I went along with her. When we were about halfway there, there was a car just sitting there, in the middle of the road.

A fat chick, sitting there, licking an ice cream cone. Everyone just started to drive around her, and she sat there, licking the ice cream cone for like 5 minutes. She then drove on.

It just amazes me how stupid some people can be.

I mean, she had to STOP in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD to lick her ice cream cone.

I've lost all faith in humanity, after seeing so many dumbshits take over the planet.

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:56:24 Reply

Bitch about it on NG, that'll show 'em.


Like looking in a sexy mirror.

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:56:39 Reply

Was she asian?

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:56:46 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:55 PM, Kunera wrote: So my cousin was going to Walmart, so I went along with her. When we were about halfway there, there was a car just sitting there, in the middle of the road.

A fat chick, sitting there, licking an ice cream cone. Everyone just started to drive around her, and she sat there, licking the ice cream cone for like 5 minutes. She then drove on.

It just amazes me how stupid some people can be.

I mean, she had to STOP in the MIDDLE OF THE ROAD to lick her ice cream cone.

I've lost all faith in humanity, after seeing so many dumbshits take over the planet.

yea so did i, till i found out that is humanity, i've just learnt to except it, really. it was hard but i did it


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:57:38 Reply

They drive worse here.
Much worse.
Trust me...


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:57:42 Reply

Haha, fat chicks.

Don't worry. She'll most likely die of heart failure before she can birth her overweight devil spawn.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:58:10 Reply

if that happened in singapore she would be slapped with a thousand dollar fine and have her name in the books.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:58:38 Reply

You don't want her to spill it, do you?

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:59:30 Reply

yeah a lot of people do weird things like that, they think they own the place. in my opinion however just let it go, she might have been stupid, but really it doesn't matter.

she wasn't really hurting anything, except maybe your eyes
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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:59:47 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:56 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Was she asian?

she was fat so no


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 21:59:51 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:58 PM, Tinkco86 wrote: You don't want her to spill it, do you?

Good point. It was definitely worth stopping in the middle of a crowded road to make sure that the ice cream didn't spill.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 22:00:19 Reply

I'm sorry this happened to you.

People piss me off.

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 22:11:56 Reply

It took you this long to lose your faith in humanity? I lost it a LOOOOONG time ago, Humanity should be wiped out.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 22:12:26 Reply

Dammit, do the obvious solution. Walk up, and slap the ice cream to the ground.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 22:13:42 Reply

well maybe it was good.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 22:16:00 Reply

You were looking at someone eating icescream in a car for 5 minutes. Wow. Just, wow.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:17:01 Reply

LOL Damn fat chicks and their ice cream....

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:19:10 Reply

She's imagining it's a jock's dick, don't disturb her!

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:19:58 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:59 PM, TheGreat3stNameEver wrote:
At 11/28/07 09:56 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Was she asian?
she was fat so no

Ever heard of sumo wrestlers?


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:20:20 Reply

Mmmkay maybe so just wanted to Piss people off,like me every day...

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:20:29 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:56 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: Bitch about it on NG, that'll show 'em.

What else is he going to do about it.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:30:32 Reply

ha, the world is full of idiots. this just adds one to the list


what can I say

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:34:00 Reply

Lol! She had to concentrate on eating ice cream. That is vastly more important than driving.


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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:35:43 Reply

Georgia has some of the worst driving I've ever seen, half the people on the road barely passed the course.

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:47:44 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:56 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Was she asian?

Yeah right, have you ever heard of a fat asian?

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Response to Wow. Just, wow. 2007-11-28 23:49:34 Reply

At 11/28/07 09:59 PM, TheGreat3stNameEver wrote:
At 11/28/07 09:56 PM, gregaaron89 wrote: Was she asian?
she was fat so no

Fuck, you beat me to it...