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Think of it as fapping, with your mouth....

or something?

... Well... It's not gay, just fucking bizarre.

Well, I just remembered this topic, and instead of creating a new one, I'm just deciding to bump this one up.

Alright, I don't know if I'm a homosexual or not. Me and my friend got high one day, and I was talking to him about my ability to suck my own dick. He wanted to see how it was done, and I did it in front of him. He was astonished and he wanted to try it. So he tried and tried and just couldn't get it in, so I tried to help him. I tried pushing his body closer, but he just wasn't close enough. He layed there with disappointment and exhaustion and just muttered "Sometimes I get really horny" or something like that. About a second later, I just went to him and just started sucking him off. I know he would have pushed me off, but I guess he was just pretty horny and high and just went with the flow. I did my usual routine that I do with myself, I deep throated and swallowed his cum. Then I convinced him to suck my dick, and he swallowed my cum.

When we began to sober up, we were just really confused. We both couldn't believe what we did, yet we couldn't say that we didn't like it. We both were just talking and we definately agreed that we liked it, but at the same time we don't have any feelings for each other. We both don't find men attractive, we both are straight, not even bisexual, and that we will continue to chase after women. Yet with the same breath, we have done this around 10 times this month.

First of all, is this possible? I mean, I don't find men attractive, I just like having my dick sucked by my friend and sucking mine and my friends dick. I think I'm straight, but I just don't know. What do you guys think?

Just oral sex? You should be okay, he probably just has a very good mouth. Find a girl with a mouth just as good, and oyu'll drop him like a bad habit.

And hey, atleast you're not using a fleshlight or prostitute. it only becomes wrong, when you have to pay for it.

In the general view of others, you will most probably be thought of as perculiar, but I myself think that you are just curious. Hell, everyone gets curious sometimes. And experimenting isn't a bad thing. So, if only after two months, you wondered if you were gay, then I don't really think you are homosexual.

I just got an erection from reading that

At 11/28/07 07:20 PM, Grent wrote: I think you're a dirty fucking liar. It's impossible to suck yourself unless you've removed some of your ribs,

100% not true.

You're not gay. I guarantee you that every male NGer would do it if they could. I've tried, but I can only get a lick.

wow you can bend that close? o.O sign up for gymnatic or something..

..cock joke. (NG'ers should know where this come from..)

No I don't think you're gay.

Honestly.
Everyone has a gay love for themselves.
Otherwise we would hate our own bodies.

Hence no masturbation.
So no homo.

Your not homosexual, just a bit weird.

I think fellatio with another bloke 10 times would mean you should start having a serious word with yourself if you think you're not homosexual...

I mean experimenting is fine sure, but 10 times!

It's not homosexual, it's a method to pleasure yourself.

Nothing much about that.

The sucking your own cock is fine, its not that bad REALLY it feels good, but the whole swallowing your own load? thats a litle on the GAY side

At 12/29/08 07:29 PM, Be-Easy wrote: The sucking your own cock is fine, its not that bad REALLY it feels good, but the whole swallowing your own load? thats a litle on the GAY side

not that I've tried either or anything.....................

At 5/7/08 05:51 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: Sounds like a lot of fun. I would be lying if I said this didn't make me want to try myself.

I strangly agree.

In response to your second story: Some people might say that it's okay to receive oral from a guy as long as you don't give. Others will say it's gay either way. The fact that you were high and that you did it 10 times also factors in. Were you high every time? The drugs might affect your opinion on a situation, but doing it 10 times, even on drugs, is still kinda excessive.

No. If I could do it, I most certainly would.

At 11/28/07 07:17 PM, Absolutelynothing wrote: Pics or it didn't happen.

This guy's the gay one
you're a very weird person.... But, heterosexual

I honestly don't know what that makes you exactly. I know its just kind of, weird, and odd! I will say this much, I fucking laughed my ass off while reading it, not that I was laughing at you or making fun of you, just, some of the words you chose. Like for example, this part.

"I closed my eyes and mouth, and started to suck. I kept sucking, and with no hesitation, I blasted a huge load all over my face."

That very last part, I blasted a huge load all over my face. I mean, come on, its not everyday you come across reading material like that. Sorry for laughing, but I just couldn't help it.

And oh, to the dude who said they got a boner after reading all that, LMFAO! I laughed my ass off at that too, a long with some of the other replies, but that one really made me laugh!!!!!

Never did I expect to come across such a thing in the newground forums!

You swirled it in your mouth..

At 12/30/08 01:32 AM, AwfulAwful wrote: You swirled it in your mouth..

Yeah, that part, I found rather disturbing!

If you can atleast admit things like this, and are confused, then you are not gay. It is proven that people who hold things back about these kinds of things are generally gay, being confused and experimenting are not signs of being gay.

You swirled it in your mouth.. <- THATS HILARIOUS BTW

I think I could do it, I have an exercise where I lean back onto my shoulders while on the floor, and put my whole body into the air, supported by my shoulders, and back of neck, this feels really good when I go back to the prone position, as my neck is stretched out beyond compare. It feels amazing. and one day, I did the thing I saw on a movie (Shortbus) where the guy puts his feet on a bookshelf and pushes down so his crotch is level with his mouth and then... yeahs himself... but yeah, I came pretty damn close to my face. And I was like hey, add a few inches, (7 1/2 Baby) and I could suck my self off. So yeah.

At 11/28/07 07:12 PM, XXBlAcKhUnTeRXX wrote: Do you think I am a homosexual?

This act is not homosexual, it's called masturbation.

I wouldn't tell very many people about your talent. Even though I could garantee if every man had the ability to do it, all men would be sucking themselves off 100% of the time.

I tried when I was around 14 when it was impossible to get girls to suck me off.

As long as you don't think your homo, you definatly aren't homo

At 12/29/08 05:56 PM, XXBlAcKhUnTeRXX wrote: First of all, is this possible? I mean, I don't find men attractive, I just like having my dick sucked by my friend and sucking mine and my friends dick. I think I'm straight, but I just don't know. What do you guys think?

There is nothing gay about sucking another man's cock and swallowing his cum.

At 5/7/08 10:06 AM, EARIO wrote: I got a boner affter reading that.

Same!

Im bi though