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At 11/28/07 03:23 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

1) Most women don't really like to be face-fucked.

It's an adventure I don't tend to plunder into.

2) Women don't want cum shot in their face and eyeballs.

Nor do I want it on any other fuckin place on my body.

3) Most women don't like to gargle cum, nor do they like the taste.

It tastes like candy.

Only not really.

4) It's not all that uncommon to meet a girl that will like giving head. However, don't expect any of the above 3 acts, don't expect them to be frequent or long lasting either.

Nor do I want some mans face near my cooch.

5) Chances are that women who want sexual gratification would rather use a vibrator by themselves than go near your wang.

Says you. I rather not have random objects go up my va jay jay. Especially shit I have to put batteries in.

I know, it hurts.

It's ok to cry.

Doesn't bother me one bit. I still intend to watch abit of porn.

At 11/28/07 12:23 PM, Shauna wrote: Nor do I want some mans face near my cooch.

I bet you're only saying that because you havn't ever done it...

...yet

Seriously, I'd be a much better woman than a real woman on those parts...

do you think the porn industrie gives a shit that the gal doesn't like cum up her nose? that's right, they don't. some counts for the viewers.

At 11/28/07 03:23 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: Porn creates unrealistic expectations of how things work in bed.

Ah but that, as everything below that, is just a question of positive sex aducation. Here we get "porn isn't an accurate portrayal of relationships" shoved down our throats at Sex Ed, and according to surveys it has gotten through.

Porn, per se, isn't bad, you just need to accept it as fiction.

Porn is good...end of story.

OMG!!! Cellar door posted something intelligent and un-offending to everyone.

False images?

So I'll never be gangbanged by perfect bodied cheerleaders whose bus broke down outside of my house?

Shit

True, but porn IS entertaining and I will continue to watch it for a LONG time..... Wasn't there a topic like this about masturbation?

At 11/28/07 03:17 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: So I'll never be gangbanged by perfect bodied cheerleaders whose bus broke down outside of my house?

Shit

I don't know about you, but I call that "Thursday"

At 11/28/07 12:10 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Wait, so you mean that three dozen girls don't have orgy fights to try and please the single guy in the middle in real life?

God, now I'm so sad. But, seriously, that made me laugh.javascript:MakeSmileySelection(18)
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At 11/28/07 03:20 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 11/28/07 03:17 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: So I'll never be gangbanged by perfect bodied cheerleaders whose bus broke down outside of my house?

I don't know about you, but I call that "Thursday"

The buses must be really shitty up there.

You've obviously never been to Japan.

Cause' i take biggots seriously, especially when it comes to porn.

At 11/28/07 03:25 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: Cause' i take biggots seriously, especially when it comes to porn.

Too bad you don't take reading the thread seriously.

At 11/28/07 03:24 PM, Catoblepas wrote:
The buses must be really shitty up there.

Jokes aside, you have no idea.

They, however, tend not to be populated by teams of nymphomaniac cheerleaders.

At 11/28/07 03:28 PM, Dash-Underscore-Dash wrote:

At 11/28/07 03:25 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: Cause' i take biggots seriously, especially when it comes to porn.

Too bad you don't take reading the thread seriously.

I read the thread, and he's right, but seriously, what dumbass WOULD think that women like facials or gargling cum?

I didn't, so thats why i posted something not following the trend of the thread.

Ima rebel

I know porn is´nt realistic at all, I´m not stupid, but I´ve seen amateur stuff much more "kinky" (for not saying fucked up) than in mainstream porn. It´s just a matter of likes or dislikes it isn´t cool generalize.

How many realistic women is this based off of? You make a lot of generalizations.

At 11/28/07 12:23 PM, Shauna wrote:

At 11/28/07 03:23 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

4) It's not all that uncommon to meet a girl that will like giving head. However, don't expect any of the above 3 acts, don't expect them to be frequent or long lasting either.

Nor do I want some mans face near my cooch.

Thats pretty funny. Though coming from a woman which view is posibly shared by others. Makes me very sad :( I would very be willing to, because I do not trust any womans teeth, and thats all I would do for the entire seccesion.

5) Chances are that women who want sexual gratification would rather use a vibrator by themselves than go near your wang.

Says you. I rather not have random objects go up my va jay jay. Especially shit I have to put batteries in.

Ha. Va jay jay, I'm going to use that word from now on.

At 11/28/07 03:30 PM, JohnnyWang wrote:

At 11/28/07 03:24 PM, Catoblepas wrote:
The buses must be really shitty up there.

Jokes aside, you have no idea.

They, however, tend not to be populated by teams of nymphomaniac cheerleaders.

I've never even met a nymphomaniac anything, let alone a cheerleader.

then its obvious what we must do, we must star in porn videos

At 11/28/07 04:57 PM, jarlathmahon1 wrote: then its obvious what we must do, we must star in porn videos

Most Newgrounders are males, there only like 100 girls here I reckon. Spliting 100 girls beetween the thousands of male Newgrounders would be nearly impossible.

I sometimes wonder if porn is fake.

So you're pretty much saying that adults can't tell a porno from real life? Of course the sex is dramatisized, that's why it's awesome. I doubt that you'll meet a chick online and the next night fuck her in eight positions in real life. Porn is entertaining because it's unrealistic. If it was realistic, the chick would be unsatisfied halfway through and crying, while the man would be wathcing tv.

Talk about common sense.

At 11/28/07 11:36 AM, Lorkas wrote: It's their decision to become porn stars.

Um... what? Way to read the thread, asshat.

As for porn creating unreal expectations, yes. It's extremely true. Mostly it has to do with physical expectations. Honestly, I really think women in porn look haggard and used, but many guys are way into porn stars. Women are into kink, but on their own terms. Pornography often creates a fantasy realm where the man is always in control. He pulls her hair, he sticks his dick in her face and she's just supposed to comply. Honestly, it's the general male fantasy of complete dominance acted out. But also, porn creates self image issues with women. Women really do want to please their man sexually (if they love them and the man's not a complete fucknut), but with a lot of the depictions of sex in porn, it often creates suggestions that men wouldn't have in the first place, or that men don't necessarily want, but will do because it's been suggested to them (I'm talking about people who are extremely impressionable), a lot of which leave the woman uncomfortable not only because of the trust, but because of the feeling that they're inadequate when compared to the porn stars.

Of course, men don't really "compare". Sex is sex and it's fun. Women, however, always think men are comparing them and judging them. http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/t pcs1.php This girl used to work as a porn clerk and wrote about it. I think she really makes some great points throughout her posts. It's a bit of a long read, but you can get closer towards the woman's perspective as well as learning a lot about douche customers. :D

While I agree that porn is completely unrealistic and gives people a truly irrational look at sex, and that men are much more interested in sex than women, I don't know what the problem is. Sex hardly means anything. As long as people who watch a lot of porn don't get their heads screwed up in what is real and what's not (which is usually the case anyway), then who cares. I like porn. It's a good way to spend some time with yourself.

it's satan's invetions to make us sin and go to u know wat. HELL!