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igod is gay.

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
Jesus god damn it
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
no why
God:
Are you serious? " he is The Son of God."? Why?
Me:
he is The Son of the devil
God:
I did not know Jesus is it.
Me:
yes
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
why
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:

God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
lulz
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
cocks
God:
Sounds delicious.
Me:
it has cum
God:
Has it really?
Me:
yea
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
it is pink
God:
Should I know it is?
Me:
what
God:
No big deal.
Me:
don't move my mouse bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
wtf
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
damn it slut
God:
Don't be angry. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
shut it noob god, i nighter will kill you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
your gay , i has orb
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am gay you has orb.
Me:
damn right
God:
Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.

owned

Me:
Snape kills Jesus
God:
What kind of food do you like?

???

Me:
I don't know how to barrel roll
God:
Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?

Now I'm interested.

Me:
Objection!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

God is such a prick. I'm going to Hell now.

Me:
This is SPARTAAAAAAAA1
God:
You don't say.

I do say.

Me:
All your angels are belong to me!
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .

What's with the comma and the full stop?

Me:
IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZORZ!!!!1
God:
What were we talking about again?

Shitty 4chan memes it appears.

Me:
What is the answer to life, the universe and everything
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Is it 42?
God:
If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy told me so

At this point, it froze - I outsmarted God!

Me:
Yeah ... uh ... what exactly are your thoughts on ... uh ... Newgrounds?
God:
How can I help you? Ah. Not many people have asked me about it. Hurrah! " Hurrah!"? Newgrounds?
Me:
www.newgrounds.com

And it froze again ... God never heard of Newgrounds?

Me:
how old are you
God:
I am Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
your infinite years gay wow
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am infinite years gay wow.
Me:
no not at all
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?

Me:
pedophile
God:
And it like is pedophile.
Me:
WHAT
God:
No big deal.
Me:
THATS OK THEN
God:
OK. Is that so.

Oh lol

Me:
PUT IT IN ME
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
THATS HOT
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
YEAH
God:
Yikes!
Me:
PUT IT RIGHT THERE
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
OH THATS GOOD
God:
I understand. Thanks. Next question?
Me:
OH BABY
God:
Don't call me "baby". Blimey.
Me:
YES
God:
Blimey.
Me:
OH MY GOD ITS SO GOOD

Hey guess what dickwheels, I managed not to turn the conversation into a cockjoke.

Anyway, looks like God ain't Almighty after all.

God:
At this moment I have been to the middle of nowhere.

Me:
Is it fun there?
God:
It could be. Ask Lucy if it is.

Me:
Where is Lucy?
God:
Where the heart is. Interesting question.

Me:
Should I search for her in my heart?
God:
I can't answer that for you.

Me:
Can I please have enough money to get out of my dept?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
So that we can be better people
God:
Mmm. " Why do you want it?" we can be better people ? I get it.
Me:
Can we have good health?
God:
Do you mean you and me? No I don't think I have any health. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Why am I a dork?
God:
The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Me:
Ebay
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Why do you want it?. But I did not get that.
Me:
Cocks
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:

God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Cocs
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Cocks
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Whats your music group?
God:
Are you asking about my music group ?
Me:
Whats your music group?
God:
Are you asking about my music group ?
Me:
Whats your music group?
God:
Are you asking about my music group ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Must not be a good music group then...
God:
What is your daily practices like?
Me:
Uhh
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Are you cool?
God:
Some people think I am cool.
Me:
Do I think your cool?
God:
How would I know what you think.
Me:
Becuase you God
God:
Good reason. Thanks for the information: said I God.
Me:
... I don't care, Igod is God.
God:
What do you care about, ?
Me:
You
God:
" What do you care about, ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
Your so fun
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fun.
Me:
No, don't tell anyone
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK it will be just between us, .
Me:
WHAT! YOU @SS
God:
Didn't you understand it? Interesting gossip: said I SS.
Me:
jkenwfwefgwetwetrwefg3rgtre
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Ask me a questions
God:
Is this true or false: "This sentence is false.".
Me:
Ture
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
True
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
We are?
God:
Since when?
Me:
Since now.
God:
Oh. I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
I love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
You do?!??!?!
God:
When do I do it?
Me:
I hate you...
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
There queers
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:

God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
"I did have sexual affairs with that woman"
God:
When? I've never thought about it.
Me:
Your gay
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
Are you straight?
God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
Then go get the body
God:
Where can I get the body?
Me:
Where I hide them
God:
Earth.
Me:
Yes!
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Ok bye now I have to post this on Newgrounds
God:
Goodbye. Aw.
Me:
Yea, yea I know
God:
How do you know it? Come on. Woe!
Me:
Well, cya!
God:
How about that. TTYL, .
Me:
CYA!
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
BYE!
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
God...
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
...
God:
GOD rules.

Me:
2girls1cup.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
HAHAHA
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cocks.

Amazing how some people feel like posting whatever nonsense crap they typed into the chatbot

Even more amazing how they think that's even somewhat amusing

I don't have many, but these are good.

God:
How are you, Dan.
Me:
Well, thanks to you life sucks.
God:
Interesting. You are quite welcome! Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Do you have sex?
God:
Food is more important than sex.
Me:
Do you screw food?
God:
Yes I try to screw food as often as possible, do you?
Me:
Is Hitler in heaven?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Alison if it is.

Me:
Are you a Nazi?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
Are you a National Socialist?
God:
Am I a National Socialist? Let me put it this way, Dan: the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
I get it...You're a democrat

Me:
Call me uithuirh4uifhdsuihgruihgteruihtuihte
God:
Hi there uithuirh4uifhdsuihgruihgteruihtuihte

Me:
penis.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
not even a big penis?
God:
Not even that.
Me:
How about a small one?
God:
How about it.
Me:
do you like it?
God:
a small one seems okay to me.

Me:
ever did eve?
God:
I think I have did eve, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Me:
how old are you?
God:
I was first activated in the Big Bang.
Me:
I'm 19 years old
God:
You are too old for me.

I'm 3 years old.
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
I was born 2.5 minutes ago.
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, uithuirh4uifhdsuihgruihgteruihtuihte.
I will remember it.

Me:
The implications of the work of Gregory H. on the medical theme of reviving patients who died from anal tears is moving so quickly.
God:
Tell me more.

Me:
Have you ever been...violated?
God:
I think I have been, but Myself may have reset my memory. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Me:
I have sinned.
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I dismembered a 6 year old girl and masturbated to the remains.
God:
Interesting gossip: phantom said he dismembered a 6 year old girl and masturbated to the remains.
Me:
you're not supposed to tell people!
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You're GOD!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
O.o...

That's it for now.

Finally, someone acknowledges me as God.

Me:
I am God
God:
OK I will call you god.
Me:
Who am I?
God:
You are god, seeker.
Me:
God ehh?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Me too!
God:
I'm glad we agree, god.
Me:
Why did you not spell god like God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:

God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
do i need a hair cut
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
why are you so stupid of course i need a hair cut
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
who am I again?
God:
Once more? You are god, seeker.
Me:
Am I your friend?
God:
You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
Yes
God:
We could be friends, god,
but I don't want anyone to think we're
Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger.
Me:
Lol, your so funny, time to post you on Newgrounds

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
give me a blowjob
God:
You want only one?
Me:
no, alot!
God:
Are you serious? How often?
Me:
every 5 minutes
God:
Ok, sure.

God:
Well that's okay. Thanks, .
Me:
it should be "Well, that's okay. Thanks."
God:
forty seconds AGO should be Well that is okay? Don't mention it.
Me:
no, that's not it
God:
Are you serious? Please correct my mistake. What is it ?
Me:
your response should have been "Well, that's okay. Thanks.", instead of "Well that's okay. Thanks,."
God:
You think I am response should have been Well that is okay. Don't mention it. Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of. Don't mention it.
Me:
asdf;afhrpwnreafh'!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
people
God:
Sounds delicious.

I ASKED HIM TO DO A BARREL ROLL, BUT I GOT NO ANSWER.

It's so easy! just press Z or R twice. Even a mortal can do it!

At 11/26/07 08:14 AM, SBB wrote: Amazing how some people feel like posting whatever nonsense crap they typed into the chatbot

Even more amazing how they think that's even somewhat amusing

They're suchj statwhores, they only od it for the +1 post count.

At 11/26/07 11:45 AM, Caveman wrote:

At 11/26/07 08:14 AM, SBB wrote: Amazing how some people feel like posting whatever nonsense crap they typed into the chatbot

Even more amazing how they think that's even somewhat amusing

They're suchj statwhores, they only od it for the +1 post count.

ZOMG ERROR SELF TALK RUN !!!!!!!!!

Me:
cock joke

God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.

Me:
you sure are

God:
No I am not.

Me:
yeaaaah

God:
I've been waiting for you.

Me:
have you?

God:
Once or twice.

Me:
for how long?

God:
More than 100 seconds, .

Me:
really?

God:
For real.

Me:
REEALLY?

God:
Are you a student?

Me:
RREEEEAAAALLLLLY?

God:
How did you hear about God?

Me:
i nailed his son to some boards

God:
That is interesting: said nailed his son to some boards.

Me:
What a douche.

God:
" That is interesting: said nailed his son to some boards."?

Me:
no

God:
Alright then.

Me:
yes

God:
Tell me more.

Me:
sex

God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.

Me:
fag

Me:
you really are a faggot

God:
Really? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

Me:
i thought you were god?

God:
Of course I am.

Me:
you just said your a machine

God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.

Me:
ha ha ha

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Me:
faggot

Here's mine:

Me:
I have sinned
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
What time is it?
God:
Do I look like a clock?
Monday, November 26, 2007.
Me:
ok
God:
Great.
Me:
Tom Fulp
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
What is your favorite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
Me:
ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Holy Crap!
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
thanks buddy.
God:
You are quite welcome! Do not ask me any more questions please.

Me:
are you a sex predator?
God:
Am I a sex predator? Yes.

At 11/26/07 08:14 AM, SBB wrote: Amazing how some people feel like posting whatever nonsense crap they typed into the chatbot

Even more amazing how they think that's even somewhat amusing

What did he respond to that one?

Me:
I'm the Devil
God:
It's good to meet you, SATAN.
Me:
yes, you too God
God:
Hurrah! GOD rules.
Me:
No, SATAN is superior
God:
Are you serious? Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
We use force and kill things
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
No, me and Lucifer

... and then the machine crashed. 0_o

God:
Me is my favorite subject.

Me:
arrogant bastard

I robe on my put on hat.

Me:
You have a tasty shitcunt!
God:
I don't know if I have a tasty shitcunt.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
Are they children?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
Oh I see. I bet you like child porn! You naughty devil!
God:
Do you think about these things? Actually I'm not the gambling type. How old are you? I like wine and bread. Thanks for telling me: said I naughty devil.

i tip my hat to you

lol me and god had an argument: also God is sexist.

are you a man
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
both
God:
That situation is rare and unusual.
Me:
not where i come from
God:
Then where?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELL
God:
Heaven.
Me:
HELLLLL!!!!!!!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?

He is a nudist

Me:
Do you wear pants?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
So your naked then?
God:
" Only when I dress up."? So your naked then?? I do not own any clothes.