Lipozene! Loopholes

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Ranger2

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Lipozene! Loopholes 2007-11-25 12:48:31 Reply

Lipozene is crap. It's for losers and idiots. Here are some loopholes that I found. These are not exact quotes.

"Body fat is over the muscles, underneath the skin."
No $%@!

"78% of each pound that was lost was pure body fat!"
Then what's the other 22%? Muscle? Organ tissue?

"People were not asked to change their daily lives"
Taking lipozene does change it.

"In a double blind test at a university, Lipozene was clinically proven to work."
At which university? Were the scientists paid by Lipozene?

"Our prices are worth the power of Lipozene!"
Meaning it's expensive. It even costs $30.00 for the 30 day "risk free trial," which probably excludes shipping and handling.

"Average of 3.86 lb lost over 8 weeks"
This was in small print at the bottom. 3.86 pounds in 8 weeks? It didn't even say 3.86 pounds lost per week. After 8 weeks of lipozene, you'd go from 200 pounds to 196 pounds.

I hate these commercials. How can sheep buy these crap products when the loopholes are right in front of you?

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