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At 11/25/07 12:07 AM, Porkey wrote: I've been gettkng beaten up because no one stands up for me, I have tried to protect people from being beaten, now they beat on me for protecting them, now I am going to try to kill them. You people just don't get it, you are too stupid, THESE INNOCENT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO BLEED TO DEATH!!!

But... If you're so incredibly badass, how did they manage to beat you up!?

OMGPLOTHOLE!!!

Just tell me, one thing;

why?

Because the square root of 25 is five.

Oooky spooky, you are.

Are we gonna hear about you on the news soon?

dude, i say this in the name of everyone GET HELP
i mean come on, listen to yourself " im so badass cause i kill people and i watch them bleed to death"

now i ask you ..........Why?

If you're going on a killing spree at least wear a shirt that says "Jack Thompson is my Hero" and I'll consider you hardcore.

They manage to beat me up because I have never fought back! Well... Except for once... Poor little guy... But that doesn't matter now. He learnt his lesson, I walked up to him with a knife and that's all you need to know. Now for the test

An innocent 5 year old girl in fromt of us, a girl who likes me has the choice of making me kill her, or letting her live, you are the girl, if I kill her, you must give me a gun or a chainsaw to do so. You have a gun and a chainsaw beside you you tell me to do which, and give me what?

The second part of the test is the one that will effect the real world. What do I do with my classmates?

beat them HORRIBLY

or

let them live with a warning

which ones?

At 11/25/07 12:16 AM, Porkey wrote: They manage to beat me up because I have never fought back! Well... Except for once... Poor little guy... But that doesn't matter now. He learnt his lesson, I walked up to him with a knife and that's all you need to know. Now for the test

But why wouldn't you fight back? And why are you complaining if you aknowledge that it's your fault? That would just make you an emo!

OMGPLOTHOLE!!!

An innocent 5 year old girl in fromt of us,

Okay, following you so far. You said us, so there's three people in this scenario, yes?

a girl who likes me has the choice of making me kill her, or letting her live,

Wait, what? Why are we introducing another character?
Also there aren't girls that like you, LOLPLOTHOLE!!!

you are the girl,

Wait, what? What relevance could this possibly have to anything? It's not even relevant in a hypothetical situation ffs.

if I kill her, you must give me a gun or a chainsaw to do so. You have a gun and a chainsaw beside you you tell me to do which, and give me what?

Be a man and strangle that bitch.

The second part of the test is the one that will effect the real world. What do I do with my classmates?

beat them HORRIBLY

or

let them live with a warning

which ones?

Beat them off, horribly.

That'll solve everyones problems.

Ok, calm down. Yes, there was an awful, awful time where I felt exactly like you (minus the emo) but well...

Don't kill random people. That's just plain wrong.
Telling someone you like you'll kill her and cut yourself in front of her? Not only will that make you look crazy, but cutting yourself will make you look like a pussy, and would you like to be remembered as "that suicidal emo nutjob?"

Oh, and 2 plus 4 is 6.

Last, who are your friends? Don't listen to the bullies in school. If you have friends, then you shouldn't care about what they say.

Oh, and last thing. Not trying to be anti-emo, but emos do get picked on often. If you stopped being emo (if you are one, I think you said you were) you'd probably have an easier time at school or wherever this is happening.
Hang in there.

Yes. Your very first smart descision in your entire life I see. I will unleash all hell on each and every one of them.

wow, u so sound like that screwd up guy in the movie saw, the one who says life has no meaning and puts people in torture chabers to " see if they still have the will to live or if they are going to avoid the truth of the present and wait for death".
dude, if your parnts saw this topic, what do you thin they would say? would they be ashamed ? and if so, do you care.

They would just look across it not reading anything and say whatever, very nice, they would go back downsatairs and talk about what childish things I do, I TRY TO KILL PEOPLE! I beat on little girls because they are famale and they are alive. It's also VERY fun, try it sometime.

I'm going to SHIT MYSELF with lulz if you go and shoot up your school, and then on the news they refer to this thread.

Do you people think you are smart? Cause' the way you are all acting your not. Don't say you are smart, because that makes you look even more stupid. And it makes you more of something to laugh at.

At 11/25/07 04:52 PM, Porkey wrote: Do you people think you are smart? Cause' the way you are all acting your not. Don't say you are smart, because that makes you look even more stupid. And it makes you more of something to laugh at.

So by your logic I can be nothing but stupid, since saying I'm smart makes me stupid, and saying I'm stupid makes me stupid?

Yeah, you're one to be calling people stupid.

You people have no social skills, you treat me like I'm an action figure with a sighn on me that says "abuse me". Well guess what, I can tell you are NOT going to heaven like THAT. To god, when you treat everyone else like a god, and one person (me) like a piece of shit, you are just a stupid species created by Satan himself, called a THING.

At 11/25/07 05:06 PM, Porkey wrote: You people have no social skills, you treat me like I'm an action figure with a sighn on me that says "abuse me". Well guess what, I can tell you are NOT going to heaven like THAT. To god, when you treat everyone else like a god, and one person (me) like a piece of shit, you are just a stupid species created by Satan himself, called a THING.

You come in here, act like a totally emotionally disturbed noob, refer to the wrath of god that will consume us all, insult everyone, call yourself superior, and expect us not to flame you?

You walked into a fireworks factory with a lit stick of dynamite in your hand dude.

In our eyes, every word you utter just solidifies that sign on your forehead saying "abuse me, I want it."

hmm.... that's tough dude

people make fun of me all the time. girls avoid me cause i used to pick my nose. and my friends call me geek, nerd and other things and you know what? i don't care. the world would be a better place if nobody took insults so seriously. (reread it and you'll see im not insulting you, but trying to help you)

Haha. You douche.

Do a sadist a favor. Hunt me down.

I live in Michigan. Enjoy your hunt. It would probably end immediately when you get here. Just don't bring any guns, lets let whoever ends up dieing die in a long and painful way.

Hell, I'll start writing down methods to kill you when you get here now...Maybe Ill do it like Vlad the Impaler, his techniques have always piqued my intrest.

Cmon emobitch. Come knocking on my door.

oh he's tough

Faggot says hes strong but if he was would people mess with him? would they call him emo, and would he need to resort to NG as his first line of defence, not only that but would be homicidal for something so meaningless. firstly stop being so macabre and emotional, two stop acting like an emo and when you fight DONT EMO FIGHT. second when some1 smacks you REAL hard with a racket dont start crying, hell never let them know your in pain, also if they are mocking you dont forget to pick at their flaws or imperfections (this coming from a pothead, what do you know your in Locally developed, You aint got shit on me mr special education room, hey at least I'm not failing, maybe so, but at least my car was made in the last 5 years, wow unlike you I've never done anything to lead someone to beleive I'm gay, wow 2 vs 1 you guys are so tough, lets see how you do alone? hey kingpin how bout you come over here and lemme break yer glasses, oh yeah? lets see you do better) and stop being a faggot

At 11/24/07 11:58 PM, StarF68 wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:50 PM, Porkey wrote: Laugh at me, go ahead, but if you met me, you would have to run for your family, friends and life.

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People think i'm "spetial", I'm a goddamn psychopath! I love chainsaws!

Which is why you're "spetial," whatever the hell that means.

that made me lol

There's only so far that an alt threatening to kill all his "classmates" is still humourous. And then it just becomes multitudes of people insulting a nonexistent person for being insane and emo, when he doesn't even exist.

At 11/25/07 06:59 PM, MOST-REQUESTED wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:58 PM, StarF68 wrote:

At 11/24/07 11:50 PM, Porkey wrote: Laugh at me, go ahead, but if you met me, you would have to run for your family, friends and life.

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People think i'm "spetial", I'm a goddamn psychopath! I love chainsaws!

Which is why you're "spetial," whatever the hell that means.

that made me lol

Haha, I didn't even catch that post..

Spetial? Nice spelling job buddy.

And you think your badass because you love chainsaws? Chainsaws are weak...You should really stick with knives, daggers, you know the sorts. They can be much more fun. A chainsaw is just...Its doing your work, you should be enjoying tearing their flesh off with your own hands after you slit their throat.

Cmon...

Yer a pussy.

At 11/25/07 05:06 PM, Porkey wrote: You people have no social skills, you treat me like I'm an action figure with a sighn on me that says "abuse me". Well guess what, I can tell you are NOT going to heaven like THAT. To god, when you treat everyone else like a god, and one person (me) like a piece of shit, you are just a stupid species created by Satan himself, called a THING.

all ive got to say is that if you paint a target on tourself and give us a gun, wat do yo think were gonna do, bake cookies?

I remember you, you made a more emotional attempt at the same thing yesterday, did you read my advice???

SCREW YOU 9/11 was not funny. you lowlife

oh yeah i dont like children but wtf why would you even type that.how can you think like thatlowlife

You have me captivated by your idiocy.

is it just me or is this guy going to be the newest member of the "future serial killers of america"