Forum Topic: Choking the Chicken?

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kdfsjljklgjfg

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:27 PM

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Some people question wasting such good livestock, but if they are short on egg production, I find it most efficient to choke my chickens until they submit and lay a bunch.

What methods do you people think is the best for efficient egg production?


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Shadow0fDeath

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:28 PM

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Rape the chicken.


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Brick-top

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:29 PM

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I prefer to yank the plank or polish the rocket.

That's right, I own a boat and a nasa shuttle.

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Brainoggin

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:33 PM

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At 11/24/07 08:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: I prefer to yank the plank or polish the rocket.

That's right, I own a boat and a nasa shuttle.

lol

Those are new ones on me,
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Taime

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:35 PM

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I prefer to Bash the Bishop to get the eggs I need.

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I see what you're doing there.

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:40 PM

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At 11/24/07 08:33 PM, Brainoggin wrote:
At 11/24/07 08:29 PM, Brick-top wrote: I prefer to yank the plank or polish the rocket.

That's right, I own a boat and a nasa shuttle.

lol
Those are new ones on me,
Hot. XP

Yes they're all over you lol


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Lagerkapo

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Genetically engineer hens that produce hundreds of super eggs an hour, so you don't HAVE to worry.

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I go Walk the dog and Let my monster out.
And ussually it's done by the time I come back. If not, I lay my own eggs.


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95wave

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Posted at: 11/24/07 08:53 PM

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hold the animal at gun point and make it submit


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At 11/24/07 08:53 PM, 95wave wrote: hold the animal at gun point and make it submit

You're doing it wrong.

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At 11/24/07 08:27 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Some people question wasting such good livestock, but if they are short on egg production, I find it most efficient to choke my chickens until they submit and lay a bunch.

What methods do you people think is the best for efficient egg production?

i dont even think that would work...

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THEFLYINGMONKEY

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Posted at: 11/24/07 09:08 PM

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choke em

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demonofthehiddenmist

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At 11/24/07 08:27 PM, kdfsjljklgjfg wrote: Some people question wasting such good livestock, but if they are short on egg production, I find it most efficient to choke my chickens until they submit and lay a bunch.

What methods do you people think is the best for efficient egg production?

read this..................

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Aliensandwich

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Shut up...

Choking the Chicken?


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Armerad

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Posted at: 11/24/07 09:13 PM

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At 11/24/07 08:28 PM, Shadow0fDeath wrote: Rape the chicken.

read the thing in my sig. (about chickens and rape )

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Posted at: 11/24/07 09:14 PM

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I use this to practice my choking skills.

Hurf Durf.

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greensucksbluerules

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Posted at: 11/24/07 09:23 PM

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I've lost count of all the inappropriate terms that involve animals...

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DAMOLITION

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Posted at: 11/24/07 09:41 PM

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Thats not my job. I spank the monkey so he can choke the chicken for me.


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gipper2

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Posted at: 11/24/07 10:17 PM

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At 11/24/07 08:28 PM, Shadow0fDeath wrote: Rape the chicken.

That's a bannable phrase now.
The more you know...

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KerfuffleMach2

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I find playing with the one-eyed snake to be quite effective.


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