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To the user above you?

Obviously, there's nobody above me, so I can't say anything.

Go.

I'll keep you my dirty little secret

Stare at you sexily.

nothing

I would give him a fish-fuck, GWAR style.

Possibly oral sex

Nah

At 11/24/07 05:24 PM, Tancrisism wrote: I would give him a fish-fuck, GWAR style.

Anything he wants, with that knife.
Want some anal?

Fuck up the ass.

I'd jam their level 21 rusty crowbar up my asshole.

Do kinky things with his crowbar.

not even with a 10 foot pole...

lol

I'd use that meat cleaver as a toy ;)

OHOHOH

Also, post the user above you also. So, if Orange is still above me by the time this is posted, you should post something following this outline:

Orange- I'd jam a double-sided dildo up both of our asses.

^Write it like that :)

At 11/24/07 05:27 PM, spite-skater wrote: not even with a 10 foot pole...

lol

Nice chains.
BDSM?

platinumWarrior-I could think of a few ways to use that whip...

Grab his whip and whip his ass.

Tell him to take a seat and tell them they're on Dateline NBC.

At 11/24/07 05:33 PM, MetalDart wrote: Tell him to take a seat and tell them they're on Dateline NBC.

Insert him entirely into my rectum then go skydiving. I'd film it, too.

I'd take you to the prom.

You come in your best outfit, your teeth pearly and eyes iridescent with passion. A smile falls across your lips, the promise of love dynamic in your expression. As I escort you to our car, your hair falls out of place. I tenderly pick up the wisp of isolated hair and tuck it behind your ear, the presence of you close leaving a hurricane of butterflies in my stomach.

The night air is cool across the path as we make our way into the school. Old wooden doors creaking as we pushed through, a sense of frenzied excitement swelled through my heart as I saw what the hall had to offer: Passionate dancing, flirting at the bar side, the bathrooms offering a more provocative night.

Opting for the dance floor, the time took its toll and swept by. As everyone began to leave, I take your hand and lead you out of the school, out of the dark night and into my room. The remaining hours fled our fingertips as our hearts poured into the world. The next morning, I whisper something in your ear;

"I have AIDS."

Cleveland steamer.

shove that fist of yours up your ass ;)
you know you want it x

something with midgets, ropes, and of course... DONKEY PUNCH!

this is a fucking pointless thread...... go die..... NOW!!!

dont knwo how im gonna sleep tonite

The user above doesn't deserve a man like me.

At 11/24/07 06:19 PM, lawlmaster wrote: this is a fucking pointless thread...... go die..... NOW!!!

and you call yourself a lawlmaster??? lmfao.
i think you deserve a dirty sanchez. lol.

nothing

I know right where that fist is going.

Sh0T-D0wN

Shove a gun up you ass and shoot your little bitch ass down!

ah ha! haw haw haw. How halarious! i used his user name in the thing. Gosh what a clever guy i am!

Stick my fingers up their ass.