hi i need voice actors for my ff7 parody flash movie. Heres the script. if you would like to help me out message me with the lines to email@example.com or contact me via newgrounds. Ill credit you in the flash thanks alot!!!!
FF7 ACTORS PART 1
(Sephiroth) Tifa... you're the main reason I've been out of work for so many years, you dirty drug addicted mule! I've just been on the phone with my agent, and Square enix are thinking about making a final fantasy 7 sequel ...but wont sign up to it without you on the ticket.
(Tifa) I don't feel so good...
(Sephiroth)I mean just look at you. Your so disgusting now, unless you stop taking drugs you will ruin my chance at a return to glory! I mean don't you remember your hay days, when you looked so totally Hot?
(Tifa) Just get me some drugs please, just one more hit and ill be ready to start filming the sequel ...trust me Sephiroth... (said tiredly)
(Sephiroth) No I won't get you a hit, but I will hit you you disgusting drug addicted filth bag! Either you clean your self up, or ill kill you they way I killed aeries!
(Cloud) Okay guys look, I've just got of the phone with Sephiroth and there's a possibility that a final fantasy seven sequel is going to be released.
(RED X) Oh my god I'm so happy! I'll finally be able to buy myself a new collar and lead so you guys can take me walkies!
(Barret) Shut your blabbering doggy! I'm your master an' any money you makes goes to me! If you don't like it ill ride you bear back again!
(Vincent) Cloud are you sure about this? Why do they want us? Why don't they just use C.G.I like they've done in all the spin of games and that Remnant movie? Surely that would be a lot cheaper for them.
(Cloud) I'm serious guys. It seems this game is going to be aimed at the true fans who loved us and the story we told, not the graphics...
(Barret) Hell yea, now that's what I'm talking about! I mean back in the day I used to hate those nerdy fan boys... but if it will get me a pay check i'd sign an autograph for all of them!
(Cloud) Barret I didn't think you could read.... Well never mind about that. There's two problems, apparently the game wont be made unless Tifa AND the Turks are on the ticket. We all know that following her success, Tifa's now a Junky, and well ... the Turks are gay and have made millions in the adult entertainment industry.
(Vincent)- Okay cloud, so whats the plan then?
(Cloud) Sephiroth is getting Tifa, and we are all going to go and make sure the Turks are on board!
SCENE 3 AT THE TURKS.
(Cloud) Guys, we've come here to tell you that square enix are making a final fantasy 7 sequel, and that want you on board!
(Rude) I already know about it Cloud... the answers go away and get lost.
(Barret) You guys are going to be in the game even if I have to break every bone in yow' bodies! You'll be in the game in your wheel chairs....
(Rude) We are rich now guys, we don't need the money. We've made millions in the adult entertainment industry! We know without us and Tifa there will be no game, and we want to see you all suffer!
(Cloud) But guys... we use to be friends....
(Reno) Yea we use to be friends ... until you found out we were gay and stopped speaking to us! We haven't seen any of you in years.. well other than Barret that is.
(Barret) Tell anyone about that and ill break yow' legs!
(Cloud) Okay so don't do it for us, do it for the fans, think about how much they'd like a sequel!
(Rude) Screw you... and screw the fans! No one came to our wedding so we aren't going to be in the sequel....
(Barret) Okay .. can i get a part in one of your adult movies then... i'm desperate!
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