I have one mortal enemy in life. I've never had one until college.
At the beginning of this semester, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying that she "didn't want a boyfriend at this time in her life." Fine.
I then find out that she's dating another guy--but not just any guy. This guy happens to be her lab partner/classmate from all of last year. I tried really hard not to come off as the jealous boyfriend, but I was a little bit suspicious when I'd find that she would always text him, and talk to him online...yadda yadda yadda...
Anyways, what was really shocking and offending to me was the fact that a) he knew the situation was pretty touchy and b) he used his "friend" status to get close to her and take advantage of the situation. I'd been suspicious of him all last year, that he was just biding his time. Well, he got what he wanted. Not only did he get what he wanted, but he continues to flaunt it in my face.
I retaliate by sending him a package of all of the love letters she wrote for me last year...including a list of "I Love It When You..."--a list containing in explicative detail all of the things she used to love me to do while we were intimate.
And the feud goes on to this day. It seems kind of stupid in retrospect, but I don't think I'll ever get to a point were I stop hating this pussydick...