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Tried to catch a set of keys in my mouth after my friend threw them off the third floor balcony.

I hit my head on a ceiling light by jumping off an air conditioner. I then landed on my ass.

when i tried jackass stunts, i am scarred for life/

I was going to get some tools for my dad while he was working and my babysitter had "accidentally" left the needle that was extremely long on the floor, it went through my foot.

At 11/23/07 08:41 PM, Un-numbered wrote: Probably when I was playing with a metal hoe at the age of 4 and tripped and fell on the sharp part and broke something. :P

You were playing with a metal hoe at the age of 4? Wow Pimps are getting younger and younger these days!

Stopped breathing >_____>

Signed up to Bebo

pee on the floor in my girlfriends house.

Called the teacher mom.

During sex.

At 11/27/07 12:58 AM, UltimaMaster wrote:

At 11/23/07 08:41 PM, Un-numbered wrote: Probably when I was playing with a metal hoe at the age of 4 and tripped and fell on the sharp part and broke something. :P

You were playing with a metal hoe at the age of 4? Wow Pimps are getting younger and younger these days!

well, They didn't know untill my mom looked out the window when she heared me screaming. And then they saw the hoe and knew what I did.

During the winter, I like to kick the icicles on the roof gutter pipes. Ok, nothing wrong with that, but one time, I was going along, kicking the icicles left and right. Then I come to this house, and there's a thick icicle, like a couple foot long, and at the base, it almost covers the opening. I kick it. Crack, rustle, the fucking pipe comes cashing down.

Then I just ran for it glancing back, no-one seemed to notice (this happened late in the afternoon).

I started playing wow..... goddammit my life ended and all Ive got out of it is a lvl 60 warrior... fuuuuck...

I still play, the only reason im not playing now is because the servers have been shut down -_-

HA I DONE DUMER THIS IS THE LIST OF STUFF I REMEMBER DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL starting FORM YEAR 8

in three weeks in school i made a kid the most unpopure kid in school " he is a complet noob" all my mates wanted to fight him but we didn't , but somehow got in shit for it.

rejected the first girl that ask me out for a girl that I've never meet and lived in a diffrent town

on camp a teacher daughter flash me " this will come up later" and i tell everyone had good tits for a 8 grader.

fell for a nerdish girl on camp

fell for a diffrent girl , she going out with a guy at the same time.

I bite him

he was my mate

i ran.

i thrown toads at her becuase she was being a bich but
In the hollydays told this girl on ruinscape all my personal secrects ...
and her brother was right behind her

YEAR nine

had a chance with the hot nerdy girl but blew it for the girl form the other town
... i tryed to kiss the other town girl...
I got slaped she later proced to piss me off for the rest of the year. the hot nerdy girl is now in a nerdy relationship with a guy. Bloodly Nz

girl i thrown toad at got dumed i ask her out the day i got slaped.
I've got rejeacted
she now going out with a guy ... but for somereson i still like her
the guy is a complet asshole so she slowly fall for me , i enoy felling her up
i fuck it up.
she gose on and off with him for almost two years and she cach my bus , so i have to put up with her even though deep inside i still like her but will never get anywhere with her .
But i treid to be firends with toad girl befirend " he was in my class"
I've used him to get out of shit when the teachure duaghtur tell on me for telling everyone that she'd flashed me.
Form that day we've hated each other " dispite the fact I've felt her up for 3 mouths and he didn't noice"

I've got stond once and named my boody parts. My upper head is named jerrome , My heart is name laurnce and my lower head is name michal and their all part of the wonderful body of mills . To her

FOUND A DILLDO IN THE SHOWER WOOT!!!

brought it to school
offer it to the girl form the other town
she slaped me
i don't care
i offer it to the on and off girl " the girl that cach my bus"
i pase the lord till this day her boyfirend wasn't at school that day
I hided it in the princeabull offce .

Now im to lazy to think up other dum things I've done

probably reviewin here on ng.
i realised i may have been a bit stupid. :|

At 11/27/07 07:21 AM, jmill1is1here wrote: HA I DONE DUMER THIS IS THE LIST OF STUFF I REMEMBER DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL starting FORM YEAR 8

yada yada yada

wow u're fucked up dude

I downloaded Zwinky.

I borrowed money from friend to buy chips, but i said that im gona buy somethin else.He caught me eatin em, i didnt want 2 share nor show , so i locked myself into toilet and cried like lil baby wen clasmates started to make fun .

posting here...

At 11/27/07 09:15 AM, SevenBlackRoses wrote: posting here...

OMG, liek ur so funneh i thinks i gona $h!t mah pants m@n!!!!!1111oneoneelevem
teh re$t of teh funneh p0$t$ are teh 0WNAGE t000 liek kul.

Smash my testicles with a brick.

At 11/27/07 07:21 AM, jmill1is1here wrote: HA I DONE DUMER THIS IS THE LIST OF STUFF I REMEMBER DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL starting FORM Y-blah blah blah.

TLDGAF. Put a polo in bottle of coke, then tried to drink it. I nearly fucking asphyxiated from all the carbon dioxide. My friends found it funny til they realised I wasn't lying on the floor choking for a joke. Good times, good times.

At 11/27/07 07:21 AM, jmill1is1here wrote: HA I DONE DUMER THIS IS THE LIST OF STUFF I REMEMBER DOING IN HIGH SCHOOL starting FORM YEAR 8

in three weeks in school i made a kid the most unpopure kid in school " he is a complet noob" all my mates wanted to fight him but we didn't , but somehow got in shit for it.

It just went on and on and on.

:Yet I read it all.

Went on the Gravitron drunk.

http://www.brynmawr.edu/Acads/Chem/mfran cl/Images/Gravitron.jpg

Makes me nauseous to this day lol.

hmm most stupid thing i have ever done.... that would be punching my brother in the face as we were driving sure he pulled over but he was not to happy

I dated someone I didn't like.

I took an offered cigarette.

I drunk ink to see if I'd die or not.

I made friends.

At 11/27/07 02:41 PM, Rahns wrote: hmm most stupid thing i have ever done.... that would be punching my brother in the face as we were driving sure he pulled over but he was not to happy

it would have been a lot worse if he didn't pull over

Excuse me, is this the NG restroom? ((LOL))

I was throwing a quarter around and it fell down the gutter of a bowling lane.

At 11/27/07 10:06 AM, Fraemi wrote:

At 11/27/07 09:15 AM, SevenBlackRoses wrote: posting here...

OMG, liek ur so funneh i thinks i gona $h!t mah pants m@n!!!!!1111oneoneelevem
teh re$t of teh funneh p0$t$ are teh 0WNAGE t000 liek kul.

are u like 7? maybe 8? seriously dude it wasnt that funny