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Posted at: 11/21/07 02:39 AM

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Scientifically, the second law of thermodynamics is as such:

'An expression of the universal law of increasing entropy, stating that the entropy of an isolated system which is not in equilibrium will tend to increase over time, approaching a maximum value at equilibrium.'

For all you that have not taken either an AP chemistry class, or Introductory college chemistry courses, this makes you tilt your head and say (and i quote) "wuh?"

Let me break it down for you, as a way of saying goodnight.

1) You do things, anything, fap, masturbate, choke your chicken, spank your monkey, etc.
2) This releases heat
3) Heat is unusable energy, which increases entropy (disorder) in the universe.
4) Once all the energy is used, nothing will be able to exist, and existence will cease.

MEANING, that just by existing, typing a response to this thread, or producing saliva while swooning over a girl you have no chance with, you're destroying the universe.

Thanks assholes.

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I laugh only because I just finished fapping not too long ago, and now I'm heading off to bed.

So am I doin' it right?
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At 11/21/07 02:41 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Who gives a fuck.

Don't you know? Newgrounds cares now.

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At 11/21/07 02:41 AM, Icecry0 wrote: Who gives a fuck.

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A bit of good news though. We'll all be dead and any traces of our existence (which includes everyone you've ever cared about) will have been erased from the universe before it turns into an endless void of nothing.

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its just natural of a foamy universe.


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At 11/21/07 02:43 AM, Jercurpac wrote: A bit of good news though. We'll all be dead and any traces of our existence (which includes everyone you've ever cared about) will have been erased from the universe before it turns into an endless void of nothing.

That's lovely, I was planning on an endless void to begin with.

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don't forget the first law of thermodynamics: energy cannot be created or destroyed!

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At 11/21/07 02:43 AM, Jercurpac wrote:
A bit of good news though. We'll all be dead and any traces of our existence (which includes everyone you've ever cared about) will have been erased from the universe before it turns into an endless void of nothing.

We'll still be there, though in a slightly different form.

Before you sleep, remember this

Suddenly I find that all those negative thoughts creeping around in the back of my head have been shot to the front in a blaze of unwelcomed glory.

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At 11/21/07 02:45 AM, p0psZ wrote: don't forget the first law of thermodynamics: energy cannot be created or destroyed!

You won't be saying that when you disappear with no cause.

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At 11/21/07 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote:

:Blah, blah, blah, I'm an asshole.

Shut up, bitch.


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At 11/21/07 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote: MEANING, that just by existing, typing a response to this thread,

Oh my.

At 11/21/07 02:43 AM, Jercurpac wrote: A bit of good news though. We'll all be dead and any traces of our existence (which includes everyone you've ever cared about) will have been erased from the universe before it turns into an endless void of nothing.

Well, I'll be damned. Isn't that something to look forward to.

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At 11/21/07 02:47 AM, Jefroid wrote:
At 11/21/07 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote: Blah, blah, blah, I'm an asshole.
Shut up, bitch.

If you intend to change quoted text around in an EXTREMELY AMUSING way, at least do it right.

:This does not produce a quote.

This does.

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Well since we're at it, we should also blame the past generations of living beings that have ever inhabited this planet, right up to the very first bacteria.

BY DUPLICATING YOU'RE ONLY WRECKING THE PLANET JACKASSES!

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This is funny, and would be true, but the entire world would have to fap 24/7 to make a tiny tiny difference l0lz

If a man that always tells the truth comes up to you and says that another man always tells lies, and the man who always lies come up to you and says "I'm lying", then is he?

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Things like this tend to remind me that all the work we do is pointless. At some point all of this is going to be destroyed, whether it be by the hands of other humans or forces out of our control.

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At 11/21/07 03:05 AM, DragonFruit-Rock wrote: This is funny, and would be true, but the entire world would have to fap 24/7 to make a tiny tiny difference l0lz

you put a very bad picture in my head just then

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I think this is the topic of Al Gore's next movie.

For that movie he will be crowned king of all men, and also just jesus. 'Cause he's sweet.

Zing.

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Well yay. How fun.

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This thread is now about Al Gore.

Before you sleep, remember this

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Isnt everything destroying the world these days though.

Does the person create the journey; or the journey create the person...

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At 11/21/07 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote: MEANING, that just by existing, typing a response to this thread, or producing saliva while swooning over a girl you have no chance with, you're destroying the universe.

Thanks assholes.

Considering that all of humanity's wasted energy originating from whenever we were created or whenever we evolved only is relevant to a 1/100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000th of the universe, I'm not too worried.

society is brainwashed

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At 11/21/07 02:47 AM, Jefroid wrote:
At 11/21/07 02:39 AM, BonusStage wrote: Blah, blah, blah, I'm an asshole.
Shut up, bitch.

YAH LOLOL!!!!!!!
I agree!

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ooh boy, look at that kid showing off what they learned at grown-up school, how impressive.


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At 11/21/07 04:32 AM, JarrodK wrote: This thread is now about Al Gore.

NO IT IS NOT...*Plant Boot in Face*

Anyway The way this is going. The earth will become like the other planets...Filled with gases and dead.
Because when all life dies. The planet will decompose of the dead bodies turning into gases and oil. and maybe a rare bone for the other races that take over our planet...... In like 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. When life starts again from germs.

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Good thing they're making the Large Hadron Collider. That thing will make wagons of energy, along with black holes.

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This fucking rocks I´m helping out on killing everyone =P

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Somehow I don't think raw energy is a resource we should be worrying about running out of any time soon.

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MEANING, that just by existing, typing a response to this thread, or producing saliva while swooning over a girl you have no chance with, you're destroying the universe.

Thanks assholes.

Just doin my job....

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you dumbass... heat energy is good. "Where there is warmth there is a Welcome and a Bed" -soldier of WWII

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