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I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:47 PM Reply

There's this girl who I dated back in my Sophmore year name Kathrine. She had red hair, a beautiful body and a great smile. We were great together until I found out she had had sex twice before me, and that she told me I was her first.

So, apparently, she's missed me a lot, and I've moved on. She just called me up:

"Hey Alex"

"Oh, hey Kathrine"

"There's something I need to tell you."

"Go ahead"

"I-I really like you a lot, and I miss you so much. I may even love you, Alex. Please, can we get back together?"

"Hold on"

I sat and thought for a while. Kathrine was the prettiest girl I'd ever dated. She was the one I lost my v-card to, and she went everywhere with me.

Then again, she was a whore.

"I love you too Kathrine"

"REALLY?! So you'll get back with me?"

"When did I ever say that?"

Then I hung up.

Did I do the right thing?


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

You should have threatened to destroy her weak mortal soul.


Eeeyup~

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:48 PM Reply

Yeah, you got her hopes up and then blasted her out of this earth's orbit.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:49 PM Reply

yeah i deffinately think so.

i wouldve done the same thing or something close to it.

besides staying single is the way to go


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:48 PM, CHRlST wrote: runescape relationships dont count

Yeah, they don't.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:50 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:47 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: "Hey Alex"

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, my name is Alex :O

This story touches me.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:50 PM Reply

HEY NEWGROUNDS I HAVE SEX LOL


you talk a good one but u dont do what your supposed to do

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:51 PM Reply

Having sex "twice before" you doesn't make her a whore. Just because she didn't tell you doesn't make her any less of a person either. Do you know what kind of situations she was in in those two encounters OR why she didn't want to tell you?

You could have just made the biggest mistake of your life.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:51 PM Reply

pics or it never happened


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:51 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:50 PM, Sanch wrote: HEY NEWGROUNDS I HAVE SEX LOL

I laughed pretty hard at this, and that's hard to make me do.

Congrats.


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:52 PM Reply

Quite a moral predicment we have here...

On one hand, she lied to you and had sex with a couple guys before. On the other hand, if she was sincere about loving you, she probably had a coma right after you hung up.

Meh, you are both wrecked.


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

She lied to you about her previous sexual relations, probably because she was ashamed of them. Now it's not right to lie about it, but if you're gonna be an ass to her she's just going to be ashamed of you as well, it'll probably be a giant blow to her self-esteem.

and someone is not a whore for having sex twice. Especially at the age of 18, when one should be enjoying their youth in a bit of promiscuosness anyways.


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:47 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: Did I do the right thing?

Did you offer to pee in her foot?

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:51 PM, Zerok wrote:
You could have just made the biggest mistake of your life.

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Oh...shit.

I think I'll call her back. Thanks Zerok :)


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:50 PM, SeizureDog wrote:
At 11/20/07 08:47 PM, HOLY-FUCKING-SHIT wrote: "Hey Alex"
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, my name is Alex :O

This story touches me.

Lmao XD

But, i guess that was kinda mean....But she also shouldn't have lied....Idk! :0

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

How stupid of you.

She didn't cheat on you, she isn't a whore.


[I've been wandering round but I still come back to you]

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:53 PM Reply

That story has OWNED written all over it.


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Eww, she's a GINGER?!?!


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:54 PM Reply

Her feelings will be spending a few nights in the ER, if thats what your asking.

In other words, dick move.
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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:54 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:54 PM, Aliensandwich wrote: Eww, she's a GINGER?!?!

On the rare ocasion gingers can be quite cute.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:56 PM Reply

No, No! Next time tell that cunt right to her beautiful face that you're gonna punch her with your BUTT then take her wallet and hold her driver's license right to her beautiful face and say "NOW I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE.......YA CUNT" Then smack her like a 5 year old and tell her "IF YOU DONT GIVE ME YOUR PINK PUSSY, I'LL COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND POUR GASOLINE IN YOURS DOGS EYES"

Then that born to be slut will put out that pussy, cunt and butthole.

Make sure to stroke her titties as you threaten her.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:56 PM Reply

By hanging up like that I believe you may've scarred her emotionally forever.

Although, It was wrong for her to lie to you like that.


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:57 PM Reply

I think you could at least have played it out more.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 08:58 PM Reply

i dunno...


Lol

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 09:01 PM Reply

I think that qualifies as an intense win... The sort of win that can only be measured in the power of the sun. This win qualifies as 10 suns, pretty fucking win.


Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 09:03 PM Reply

Hahaha totally the right thing to do. Any chance that you can tell a story like that makes it worthwhile. And yes, you are a ladies man.

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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 09:04 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:48 PM, CHRlST wrote: runescape relationships dont count

Quoted for greater justice.

At 11/20/07 08:51 PM, Zerok wrote: Having sex "twice before" you doesn't make her a whore. Just because she didn't tell you doesn't make her any less of a person either. Do you know what kind of situations she was in in those two encounters OR why she didn't want to tell you?

You could have just made the biggest mistake of your life.

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Well that to bad for him. Guys that act like dick doesn't deserve a girlfriend anyway.


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Response to I'm a fucking ladies man. Nov. 20th, 2007 @ 09:08 PM Reply

At 11/20/07 08:51 PM, Zerok wrote: You could have just made the biggest mistake of your life.

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I can imagine his reaction when he realised this.

''Fuck, he is right! Dammit...''


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