I'm gay- How to tell girlfriend?

[PlatinumWarrior]

Well, after months of decision making and a final convo with Mechabloby <3 I realize I am gay. I have a girlfriend, although our relationship has deteriorated as I went through the gay debate. We must break up.

I promise you all that I will choose one thing that you say in this thread to say to her. You may even tell me if I should do it in person, via phone, email, or MSN, + what I say.

[citricsquid]

make sure she walks in on you either;
- Goatse'ing
- Phallic object up your arse
- Watching gay porn.

[LOLZILLA]

Drop your gay card infront of her and go "Ooops-a-daisy! I've dropped my GAY GARD" in a really camp voice.

[Dark-Phire]

It won't be too bad, really.

Just think about it, she'd probably be relieved that the reason that you're breaking up is because you've found a new side to yourself. Ya' know? Instead of getting some confession about a scandla between another girl and yourself.

You'll be fine, just come out to her. She won't take it too bad, I believe.

[Rad]

Tell here she fails as a girlfriend so now your gay.

DO IT.

[Mechabloby]

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT GAY BOY FUCK YOU CUM LUVAR

Welcome to the club. =)

Tell her, just simply, that you're gay. I'm sure she'll understand. If not, she's a slaggy bitch.

But if you want to rub it in her face like I'd do, tell her 'Sorry to tell you this but I'm a cum-loving, arse-ramming Gay boy.'

=)

[chaw]

tell her in person that you treasure her as a friend but you don't feel the way you thought you did about women.
or do a barrel roll.

[Skybolt-DX]

You're gay...With a GIRLFRIEND.

LOGIC ERROR.

[Lucy]

Tell her to her face.
Depending on how long youve been together, you should just sit down and be completely honest. If youve been together quite some time, she's gonna be pretty upset and possibly angry, so just be ready for whatever emotion she may throw at you. But make sure you tell her nicely, dont just come out with it and then fuck off away from her.

[peeetah]

Hmmmmm.... Have you tride the Scorpion Death Drop?

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 11/19/07 03:47 PM, Dark-Phire wrote: It won't be too bad, really.

Just think about it, she'd probably be relieved that the reason that you're breaking up is because you've found a new side to yourself. Ya' know? Instead of getting some confession about a scandla between another girl and yourself.

You'll be fine, just come out to her. She won't take it too bad, I believe.

You're just fucking boring. I didn't come (tee hee) to the BBS for real advice.
Although my promise is legit. I wanna have some fun with it.

[Valjylmyr]

Give her a closet door for Christmas and hide in it. When she opens the door, come out of the closet.

[ZeroAsALimit]

Give her a hug and let her cry on you. If possible, stay friends.

[Catoblepas]

Tell her that her dad's got a heavenly pair of mighty firm buttocks.

[saltovergray]

go bi instead, that way you can keep her and stay gay.

[Sidorio]

Kick in her right in the teeth.
Tell her she's the reason you're gay and they go masturbate using your own tears as lubricant.

[lavalampa]

Isn't that Bisexual, not gay? You have a G/f and you like dudes, right?

[Tancrisism]

Do it in person.

She is going to feel like the biggest idiot in the world, and she is going to feel like it's unfair and that you are prejudicing her. This will happen no matter how you do it.

How do I know? I've been on the opposite end. (A girl was lesbian).

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 11/19/07 03:51 PM, lavalampa wrote: Isn't that Bisexual, not gay? You have a G/f and you like dudes, right?

I had a little battle with myself because I refused to accept that I didn't like girls. Now I've accepted myself.

[Papo]

Tell her you love the cock.

[Dark-Phire]

At 11/19/07 03:49 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: You're just fucking boring. I didn't come (tee hee) to the BBS for real advice.
Although my promise is legit. I wanna have some fun with it.

Fine you damn NGer (tee hee).

Tell her that her physical appearance was too over-whelming for your innocent, unconcerned mind that you vouched to suck golf balls through a hose so that you would never have the misfortune to end up with someone like her for more than a week.

[PinballWizard976]

Just say it.

"I'm gay." Pretty simple.

[Mechablobby]

Hey baby.

SOME FAG ON AN INTERNET FORUM CONVINCED ME I WAS A FUCKING QUEER, SO NOW I'M LEAVING YOU AND I'M GOING TO MASTURBATE TO DRAWN DEPICTIONS OF HOMOSEXUAL ANIMAL HUMAN HYBRIDS

[iateamexican]

Hit her with a brick.
Ok, so that wont help with the gay problem, but it'll improve her looks, right?

[Gedveikur]

Dress up, Get flowers and candy, go to her house and ring the doorbell. When she answers the door look at her casually and say "is your dad ready yet?".

[Xavon]

At 11/19/07 03:48 PM, Skybolt-DX wrote: You're gay...With a GIRLFRIEND.

LOGIC ERROR.

Does not compute?

[Mechablobby]

At 11/19/07 03:48 PM, Mechabloby wrote: But if you want to rub it in her face like I'd do, tell her 'Sorry to tell you this but I'm a cum-loving, arse-ramming Gay boy.'

OH, YOU!

WILL YOU CEASE BEING OUTRAGEOUS?

I HAVE A QUEER EYE FOR YOU, QUEER GUY

[weirdoo]

being a homosexual is just an illusion dude :P believe it or not. Not? screw you fag

[XD0042006]

Just be straight and simple with it, say you're gay. That should be the end of it unless she says "what?" then you'd have to explain how you became gay... (Realized you were gay)

[Mechabloby]

At 11/19/07 03:59 PM, Mechablobby wrote: OH, YOU!

WILL YOU CEASE BEING OUTRAGEOUS?

I HAVE A QUEER EYE FOR YOU, QUEER GUY

I don't give a fuck who you are. You make me laugh.