Oh man what a day.

[Phsyco-Mantis]

I was reading my usual guro manga, when suddenly my dog ran up and started sucking on my cock. normally, my cock doesnt bleed when it's being sucked but DAMMIT that dog was doing something right. The bumps even started to pulsate as puss ran down my shaft.

A few moments later, my little brother walked in on us and took a huge shit on my dog! He vomited on my dick too. I went into fetal position and sucked my own cock. During the self-filatio, i did a forward roll off my chair and told my bro to piss into my gaping wide asshole. My cavitied were really dry and cracking, so i thought this would do the trick.

My mom walked in and fisted my dog so her entire hand was covered in shit. To my surprise, she even ripped out his intestines and bent tover to use them as anal beads. She had dihharea and spew all over my kid brother.
It smelled like taco sauce and vinegar.

A few hours later, my dad walked in, carrying my baby sister. he joined in and started fucking the little bitch in her ass and lowered her so that my dog could fuck her in her pussy. her crying made me ejaculate all over my family.

We took a shit in eachothers' mouths.

Our neighbors called the cops on us.

Because we were doing it in their living room.

[AbsurdRandomness]

At 11/18/07 09:24 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: normally, my cock doesnt bleed when it's being sucked

That's because you know not to bite yourself.

[Rosenrot-I]

Oh, Tupac! No!........... Whatever..........

[Felis]

For a minute, I thought you would say something like "The Aristocrats" at the end.

[undermineinbaltimore]

What, are you serious? Thats so gross, I hate the smell of vinegar. Good job gettin your mom in on the action, moms never wanna do that kinda shit.

[Hebacheba]

I just died a little bit inside.

[Thimbles]

I was expecting to be rick rolled or the ending something like, "and it had dice in the mirror"

fap?

[Spamurai]

what

[Sh0T-D0wN]

Bravo, sir, that was well explained even in its void of wrongness.

[OpenlyHeterosexual]

--Support--

[Thimbles]

hehe

[Jukka]

include brainfuck to list and it will be perfect..

[urbn]

At 11/18/07 09:24 PM, Phsyco-Mantis wrote: Our neighbors called the cops on us.

Because we were doing it in their living room.

Oh man, what a twist!

[Randominator]

shit topic is shit

[phoenixma]

Your neighbors must be scarred for life.