Funniest suicide (Reason) ever!

[HAcoreRD]

Parents say fake online 'friend' led to girl's suicide.

" DARDENNE PRAIRIE, Missouri (AP) -- Megan Meier thought she had made a new friend in cyberspace when a cute teenage boy named Josh contacted her on MySpace and began exchanging messages with her.

Teen's parents say she thought she had made a friend through the social networking web site MySpace.

Megan, a 13-year-old who suffered from depression and attention deficit disorder, corresponded with Josh for more than a month before he abruptly ended their friendship, telling her he had heard she was cruel.

The next day Megan committed suicide. Her family learned later that Josh never actually existed; he was created by members of a neighborhood family that included a former friend of Megan's.

Now Megan's parents hope the people who made the fraudulent profile on the social networking web site will be prosecuted, and they are seeking legal changes to safeguard children on the Internet."

There's more but i quoted the funniest bits.

Stupid emo bitches. Depressed or not, better off she's dead.

I hope no court will take the case, the paren'ts are ridiculous.

[MidnyteRayne]

According to this, I should have offed myself at least 4 years ago.

Weak-minded people deserve to die.

[amanda]

Ehh.. how about the one where the kid's parents took away his PS2?

[Ceti]

This has to be a joke! No seriously this is truly tragic I guess but she has a funny name Meiner.

[americanidiot2f]

oh seriously, thats just stupid
the internet is not used to MEETING people

[saltovergray]

there was a thread about this already.

[EclecticEnnui]

Why is that funny, again?

[TacticalShoe]

At 11/18/07 08:21 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Why is that funny, again?

I can't see why.

I suppose it's easy to laugh at something that wrong when you're fucked in the head.

[CarChaseCityMan]

At 11/18/07 08:16 PM, MidnyteRayne wrote: According to this, I should have offed myself at least 4 years ago.

Weak-minded people deserve to die.

Agreed. If you can't take life, then die.

[Electric-Bla]

Well, it's technically a form of cyber-bullying. And thoguh it shouldn't affect people that much but if the family knew she was depressed then they are very much to blame.
Also, how would she focus enough to off herself if she had ADD?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I SAY!

[PhoenixTails]

That one about the fat chick who hung herself cause of myspace reinforces the old 4chan meme...
Internets : Serious Business

[HAcoreRD]

At 11/18/07 08:24 PM, Electric-Bla wrote: Well, it's technically a form of cyber-bullying. And thoguh it shouldn't affect people that much but if the family knew she was depressed then they are very much to blame.
Also, how would she focus enough to off herself if she had ADD?
IT'S A CONSPIRACY I SAY!

should've sent her to /b/ to make friends

[r1XX0r]

Mitchell Henderson > Megan Meier

[Xavon]

This was posted yesterday, wasn't it? Though you did it better than the faggot yesterday.

[CaptinChu]

At 11/18/07 08:20 PM, americanidiot2f wrote: oh seriously, thats just stupid
the internet is not used to MEETING people

Hi! My name is Capt*in Chu!

[Lagatag]

That's not funny, that's just pathetic.

[Rosenrot-I]

At 11/18/07 08:21 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Why is that funny, again?

I don't really see it either...

[KennyD]

At 11/18/07 08:23 PM, TacticalShoe wrote:

At 11/18/07 08:21 PM, EclecticEnnui wrote: Why is that funny, again?

I can't see why.

I suppose it's easy to laugh at something that wrong when you're fucked in the head.

Agreed, to me anyone who finds this funny is just as fucked as the girl who commited suicide.

[Sashuno]

funniest reason ever?

(painted on some kid's wall in his own blood)
I DID IT FOR THE LULZ.

[PlatinumWarrior]

An hero is born.

[Aliensandwich]

Old news.

[Lagatag]

At 11/18/07 08:33 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: An hero is born.

an heroine you mean.

[aquaticmole]

That's not funny. Just stupid.

[HAcoreRD]

At 11/18/07 08:36 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 11/18/07 08:33 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: An hero is born.

an heroine you mean.

an heroin(e) hero

[PlatinumWarrior]

At 11/18/07 08:36 PM, Lagatag wrote:

At 11/18/07 08:33 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: An hero is born.

an heroine you mean.

I stand meme-corrected.

[CautionTape]

At 11/18/07 08:20 PM, Sk8erGirl13 wrote: Ehh.. how about the one where the kid's parents took away his PS2?

Old news is old, and unrelated.

[Del-Toro]

wow, thats really all I can say, wow, oh wait I got more, what a stupid little whore, killing herself over some internet thing, more importantly, what would have happened if it turned out to actually be some interweb perv and kidnapped and raped her, she might have strangled herself, but really if shes that mentally unstable her parents shouldnt have let her on Myspace in the first place, cause either way, and no matter what the result is, she was royally fucked from the beginning, and what if he was real and just stopped going on myspace, same result, wow. I think we can all learn a valuable lesson from this, dont get attached to people on the web especially if yer life is suxxor.

[Earfetish]

obv on encyclopedia dramatica

[catman03]

i'm glad she's dead,that's just fucking pathetic.

[Preternatural]

At 11/18/07 09:00 PM, Earfetish wrote: obv on encyclopedia dramatica

How am I not surprised.