Death

[thecookiemonster]

If you were to die how? (and don't say quik and painless or something like that I meant with what wepon?AIDs or something like that...) I'd like to die by getting my Skull smashed in with a hammer LOL nah I'd like to die by a drug overdose of weed! :D

[Transformer]

who the hell would wanna die painfully anyway? this thread is fucking stupid.

[PlatinumWarrior]

I will never die.

[OpenlyHeterosexual]

I'd like to die of old age. 90 years old fucking my wife (or some young busty asian) until i get to the peak of my orgasm and my heart fails.

[Derangel]

Suddenly AIDS is a weapon?

[Earfetish]

I'm flying down the road in a Mercedes Benz, a joint in my mouth, listening to Cemetary Gates by Pantera, at about 11 at night. I'm taking a box of fireworks to hungry orphans or something - I know food would be more appropriate, but fireworks are fine for hungry orphans too. Out of bloody nowhere, an oil tanker jackknives in front of me, and I fly through it, spraying flaming oil everywhere.

I skid, smashing into a garage which bursts into flaming wreckage. Fire reigns everywhere, as Cemetary Gates plays on, drowning out the sounds of burning oil-tanker-driver and garage clerk. A crowd gather around the inferno that was once my car. A hand, now a mess of blood, protruding bone, and searing hot fire, smashes open the window and opens the door from the other side.

The door swings open, followed by a gust of black smoke, and my burning frame staggers majestically out. A firework hits the lid of the boot, which flies open. I stride, in intense pain, towards the crowd, as fireworks shoot off into the night sky. penetrating it and showering embers across the city. I approach the onlookers, my coat aflame, Pantera blaring out in the background. Flames and towers of wreckage spread across for miles, a towering, Hellish inferno, with a twinge of adventure and excitement and a tangible electricity in the air. I signal at the joint in my mouth, and say, "has anyone got a light?"

Then I fall to my knees, and spread out over the pavement, my burning flesh an acrid miasma, flames licking my skin. Cemetary Gates concludes.

Now lets all talk about the seminal Death Metal band, Death.

[Sh0T-D0wN]

At 11/18/07 06:25 PM, Derangel wrote: Suddenly AIDS is a weapon?

Only if you know how to use it right.

[thecookiemonster]

At 11/18/07 06:25 PM, Derangel wrote: Suddenly AIDS is a weapon?

No just something you can die from (I don't know why you would,I heard it huts)

[LedZabbath]

Harakiri.
:It's like getting your head cut off, after stabbing yourself. But better.

[Gagsy]

Run over for sure.

[Kalm]

I guess if it had to be painful, I'd choose a chainsaw.

[thecookiemonster]

At 11/18/07 06:29 PM, LedZabbath wrote: Harakiri.

It's like getting your head cut off, after stabbing yourself. But better.

I know what Harakiri is but it's really called HiriKiri but whatever!

[thecookiemonster]

At 11/18/07 06:32 PM, Kalm wrote: I guess if it had to be painful, I'd choose a chainsaw.

It doesent have to be painfull just don't just say "Painless" I HATE that...

[4Doctodragon]

At 11/18/07 06:24 PM, Transformer wrote: who the hell would wanna die painfully anyway? this thread is fucking stupid.

Yea, I don't know how to answer the question that this thread presents...

I'd like to die of old age, that would be fun.

[thecookiemonster]

At 11/18/07 06:24 PM, Transformer wrote: who the hell would wanna die painfully anyway? this thread is fucking stupid.

It doesent it has to be painfull ass-hole I said just dont say "Quik and painless" say what wepon (Or dazize) you can chose a mode of death that IS quik and painless...

[suppishman]

I sense emo lurkers here......

[flubeca]

War hero

[Rosenrot-I]

At 11/18/07 06:25 PM, Earfetish wrote: stuff

Best death ever.

[SlimeManMan]

HELLO. YES, IT IS ME, DEATH.
I STRONGLY RECCOMEND AGAINST DOING THESE THINGS MENTIONED IN THIS FORUM THREAD, IN CASE SOMEONE HASN'T TOLD YOU ALREADY.

UH-OH, HAVE TO LEAVE. SEE YOU WHEN YOU... WELL, YOU KNOW...
Sorry. Death just jacked into my account.
Anyways, i'd prefer asphyxiation in space over any other.

[VespeneGas]

holy war

[VespeneGas]

At 11/18/07 07:54 PM, VespeneGas wrote: holy war

kikes versus allah, WHO WILL PREVAIL

[Lagatag]

Being forced to listen to Panic at the Disco over and over.

[InvisiblePerson]

Suicide !!! yah

[ronnoc715]

hm.. i ld like to die by getting thousands of paper cuts, and then dipped in a vat of lemon juice and salt. and then starve to death :D