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Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:26:02 Reply

If you were to die right now were would you think you'd go (and don't say "I don't belive in heaven and hell" because I don't belive in heaven and hell because with heaven woulden't you get bored of even the afterlife?and with hell wouldent you think god would eventually let you into heaven for repaying your sins with aganizing pain?also does heaven and hell MAKE you live for ever?like I said that would eventually get very boring...) I accually think I'd go to hell for my countless sins...hmmm,and I never got babtized....

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:26:36 Reply

Whichever you don't go to, please.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:28:24 Reply

Technically, I should go to hell, considering I've sinned repeatedly, never been baptised and been very blasphemous.

But considering I'm generally a moral person, heaven may be opted for more. But meah.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:29:47 Reply

Hell has hookers and Ed Gein, so who wouldn't want to go there?


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:30:00 Reply

At 11/18/07 05:26 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Whichever you don't go to, please.

You don't want to go to hell....

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:30:16 Reply

Hell.

I think that nearly most of the world's population is going to hell, they keep on breaking commandents.

The "Don't use the Lord's name in vain" is the most broken one.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:30:51 Reply

According to Dante Alighieri, I would be among the First Circle of Hell, aka Limbo, amongst the philosophers and virtuous pagans of all time who did not accept Christ or a respective deity.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:33:54 Reply

At 11/18/07 05:29 PM, SpikeAlpha wrote: Hell has hookers and Ed Gein, so who wouldn't want to go there?

Most people. Firstly, to your point, what if you're asexual?
And besides, surely it'd be better to not be eternally tortured in excrutiating pain for all of continuum, when you could have sex in heaven, as heaven is meant to be somewhere beings rest in peace and moral pleasure/happiness or something.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:35:42 Reply

I don't know really. I think I'm looking at a thousand years in the pergetory.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:37:04 Reply

most likely hell. I'm a pretty horrible person.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:45:20 Reply

Ok heres my view

Heaven-ok its cleansed sooo that meens no violent video games no computers no newgrounds no adultery(jakin off) No having sex unless ure married to em and you get point...

Hell-You bure=n almost all your friends are there theres sex violence and tons of other good stuff

OH WAIT HELL SOUNDS LIKE THE REAL WORLD DUH DUH DUH

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:47:29 Reply

Heaven for the weather, Hell for the company.

But as for me, neither, I'll be stuck in a black void for all eternity.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:47:53 Reply

I would go to seven eleven


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:49:54 Reply

Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on.
-Led Zeppelin

No matter how you are now, you can always change who you are. Beg for forgiveness and the merciful lord will forgive you.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:50:22 Reply

Heaven, it sounds nicer.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:50:37 Reply

I'd go to the limbo, or mambo or whatever you call it.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:50:51 Reply

At 11/18/07 05:45 PM, jetfusion wrote: Ok heres my view

Heaven-ok its cleansed sooo that meens no violent video games no computers no newgrounds no adultery(jakin off) No having sex unless ure married to em and you get point...

Hell-You bure=n almost all your friends are there theres sex violence and tons of other good stuff

OH WAIT HELL SOUNDS LIKE THE REAL WORLD DUH DUH DUH

do your friends make up for undless torture and pain with never ending loops of Dora The Explorer?

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:51:17 Reply

Purgatory.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:54:43 Reply

i'd like my own personal heaven to go to when i die.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:55:31 Reply

If we are going by what the Bible says, probably Hell.
But I'm a morally good person, I do my good deeds, and try to keep my Karma in order, I don't see any reason as to why I should be damned for eternity.


This thread is made of WIN.

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:56:48 Reply

ide want to join the pie god and his super army called the magnition
then we will rule the world to gether!


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 17:58:26 Reply

All rich white people go to Heaven, because God loves them.

offended yet?

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 18:03:14 Reply

At 11/18/07 05:58 PM, PlatinumWarrior wrote: All rich white people go to Heaven, because God loves them.

offended yet?

Dude that is SO fucked up...

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 18:07:23 Reply

Okay, some of you people have the Hell thing down. But this heaven thing is wrong. You are working off the wrong grounds about the concept.

Take New Jersey for example. In Jersey, you either love it, or you loath it. If you love it, then there won't be anything you will want to do about it. If you loath it. There may be things you want to do to change it, but you can't, its a city, you aren't in control of it. Heaven is the opposite, you can't loath it because, if there is something you don't like you can change it, that is how heaven works - you see it your own way, others may see it a different way that they like.

More to the point, I don't want to go to hell, and the idea of spending the rest of eternity in the same place doesn't sound too appealing. I would want to go to Heavenly Limbo, its Limbo, only closer to Heaven than Hell. That way, I would have a good after-life and have something to keep me occupied.


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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 18:09:24 Reply

Ok people I'm not asking were you would RATHER go,I'm asking were you WOULD go....

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Response to Heaven or hell? 2007-11-18 18:10:41 Reply

At 11/18/07 06:09 PM, thecookiemonster wrote: Ok people I'm not asking were you would RATHER go,I'm asking were you WOULD go....

Oh, well in that case, still heaven.
After I'd been stuck in the middle for a few years, working my ass off to get to heaven.


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