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I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 05:57 AM Reply

After my long and exhausting journey in Anthem Arizona I have discovered something unusual. A small Egyptian casket. An anthropologist who came on this excursion with me is my old time pal Shauna. She is examining and carefully cleaning it. It seems to date back to Semerkhets time. Here is the first picture she took.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 05:59 AM Reply

Thank you Jeffrey, it is truely remarkable. Here you can see I have opened up the casket...it se-

Oh my word! It seems there's ANOTHER casket inside!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:02 AM Reply

Oh, I see where this is going to...
Hmm, how many caskets it will contain will be the ban ratio times 2. ;)

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:04 AM Reply

THIS IS INSANE SHAUNA MY DEAR! We have now discovered that inside the smaller casket was another casket! And what's even strager is that inside this old casket was a sour apple lollypop! How is this possible?

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:06 AM Reply

The lollypop counts for 5, btw.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:09 AM Reply

That's early technology for you Jeff! How they made those delicious edibles is unknown.

Here we have a casket from the deep icey plains of the Arenia Artic. It seems to open so lets have a look see shall we?

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:14 AM Reply

After many precious hours of cleaning we had decided to open it.It seems that inside the Eskimo monstrosity is another casket!!!!!!!!!! What's happening Shauna?!

At 11/18/07 06:06 AM, Zendra wrote: The lollypop counts for 5, btw.

If it was Cherry, you'd discount it ya lollipop discriminator >=(

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:15 AM Reply

I can't believe I'm actually witnessing these astounding scientific breakthroughs.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:17 AM Reply

Well it seems there's a whole family inside it Mr. Haller! When I opened it, a small piece of whale blubber was rotting inside it still. Truely remarkable.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:24 AM Reply

We opened it yet again to find ANOTHER casket. Not just that people, but we also found CHAPSTICK! With all of these discoveries, we are left with many mind straining questions.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:25 AM Reply

this is BBS history right here

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:26 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 06:02 AM, Zendra wrote: Oh, I see where this is going to...
Hmm, how many caskets it will contain will be the ban ratio times 2. ;)

That's a good idea!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:26 AM Reply

Here you see we have opened it yet again to find the last one. It's not any bigger than a bullet Jeff, but it's sure to pack a whopper to our scientists!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:30 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 06:04 AM, 36Holla wrote: THIS IS INSANE SHAUNA MY DEAR! We have now discovered that inside the smaller casket was another casket! And what's even strager is that inside this old casket was a sour apple lollypop! How is this possible?

I belive this mean that all matter is built of lollipops, you have solved alot for the scientists all over the world. This will most likley give you the nobel price, in at least three categories. Congratulations!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:38 AM Reply

We journey into Davy Jones locker to find a pirate casket! It was smelly and it seems those grubby pirates left all their socks in there! This one seems to be older than the Eskimo caskets but obviously younger than the Egyptian ones.

Also don't mind the slight blemish on the bottom. That part of the photo didn't get fully developed.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:41 AM Reply

We open the casket up. Ol chap, something amazing has happened..it goes against so many scientific laws. I'm almost speechless.

We find a trojan horse clock inside this tiny little casket!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:45 AM Reply

I don't know why, but this is great.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:46 AM Reply

It might just be a little too late to say this folks, but as we opened up another casket we have found more treasure! Queens greatest hits CD!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:50 AM Reply

We look inside another casket to find yet again...more treasure. A Sprint cell phone. Who would of thought that even back then they carried cell phones on those long epic journeys! I guess to phone a busty loved one of a diamond ring to come ;)

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:56 AM Reply

This defies the laws of physics! Surely these pirates possesed valuable knowledge that we still don't know about today!

You'll both be national heroes for this!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 06:59 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 06:56 AM, TheRadicalOne wrote: This defies the laws of physics! Surely these pirates possesed valuable knowledge that we still don't know about today!

You'll both be national heroes for this!

National? They'll be global heroes. This is the greatest historical discovery since the find of bones in a KFC bucket which scientists believe that if you put it together in a certain order, it kind of looks like a dinosaur.


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 07:00 AM Reply

What ever you do, don't open the last one!

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 07:00 AM Reply

We open up the last casket to find a slinky inside! Even more odd, we find a Disney's Animal Kingdom map which unfortunately we couldn't show because it was seized by the government and as far as our knowledge goes, is undergoing 'testing'.

Our findings just lead us into more unlikely and crazy theories about how such objects were found in ancient cultures, and unfortunately, that is the extent of the treasures we found inside the caskets. Perhaps in due time, our findings will shed light on how Egyptian and pirate cultures operated.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 07:01 AM Reply

Jeffrey dear, you forgot the photo :)

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 07:03 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 07:01 AM, Shauna wrote: Jeffrey dear, you forgot the photo :)

I do believe you are correct Shauna. How I made such a careless mistake is beyond me.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 07:05 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 07:00 AM, 36Holla wrote: We open up the last casket to find a slinky inside!

Aww fuck they opened up the last one.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 08:05 AM Reply

You grave robbers!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 08:09 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 08:05 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You grave robbers!

This was all legally sponsored work!


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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 08:23 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 08:12 AM, SirXVII wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:09 AM, Shauna wrote:
At 11/18/07 08:05 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: You grave robbers!
This was all legally sponsored work!
Keep telling yourself that.

Keep telling yourself that you still have a point to be here.

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Response to I Found a Casket in Anthem Nov. 18th, 2007 @ 08:37 AM Reply

At 11/18/07 07:03 AM, 36Holla wrote: I do believe you are correct Shauna. How I made such a careless mistake is beyond me.

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