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Forum Topic: I'm Addicted To Porn.

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kindmortal

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Posted at: 11/17/07 10:56 AM

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I find myself watching porn up to 5 times a day. Along with the fapping.
I need to get myself a girlfriend, I know. Anyway, Time to go watch some more adult material.

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When I think of YOU I touch myself.

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dookiemoole

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Posted at: 11/17/07 10:59 AM

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Why is it exactly that don't get girls?


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Rohedin

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:00 AM

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Someone hand me a bread knife, I may just have a solution.

ouchie.

I made this shit.
By shit, I mean good shit.


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Saint-Jesus

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:03 AM

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baby-dee

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:03 AM

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Try to get yor self a girl friend,Stop jacking off,and try to go to porn rehab


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tekcos

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:14 AM

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At 11/17/07 10:56 AM, kindmortal wrote: I find myself watching porn up to 5 times a day. Along with the fapping.
I need to get myself a girlfriend, I know. Anyway, Time to go watch some more adult material.

Sorry to say this, but girlfriends are only a temporary fix. You start off having sex a lot then before you know it, your back to fapping ever minute shes not around.


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Champigne

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:40 AM

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A girlfriend is definitely useless when you have a hand..

XBL Gamertag: Champigne [Reggae Club] Offer some insight..

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Paradox

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:41 AM

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At 11/17/07 11:40 AM, Champigne wrote: A girlfriend is definitely useless when you have a hand..

Agreed, the only people who have girlfriends are people without hands.

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Tomsan

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:42 AM

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At 11/17/07 10:56 AM, kindmortal wrote:
I need to get myself a girlfriend, I know.

believe me this will not solve the problem

God invented evolution 'cause he couldn't do it all by himself!

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ZeroAsALimit

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:42 AM

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I'm usually two a day, I used to be three a day. I can't imagine how much time it must take up from your day. Perhaps you should seek proffesional help.

DIO ARE POWER METAL

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Cericon

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:42 AM

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Everyone likes porn, but not every likes masturbating. I dont masturbate soo...yeah I just like the porn.


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Qweety

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:42 AM

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At 11/17/07 11:00 AM, kindmortal wrote:
At 11/17/07 10:58 AM, LorkasAlt wrote: Just don't do it.

Problem = solved
I CAN'T!

1. Turn off your internet.
2. Delete porn folders.
3. ???????????
4. Profit!

^This post has 93% of being complete bullshit.
Not porn. Porn.
Thanks to Dalario for the sig.

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Odinman

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:44 AM

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You are very sad.

The sig says it all.

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InsertFunnyUserName

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:47 AM

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At 11/17/07 11:00 AM, kindmortal wrote:
At 11/17/07 10:58 AM, LorkasAlt wrote: Just don't do it.

Problem = solved
I CAN'T!

Haha, catch 22, my friend.

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TehreTard

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Posted at: 11/17/07 11:50 AM

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At 11/17/07 10:56 AM, kindmortal wrote: I find myself watching porn up to 5 times a day. Along with the fapping.

If it weren't for the fact that my balls take forever to produce sperm to masturbate, I would be doing the same by now.

Don't worry, you're normal.


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a-person1

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:14 PM

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its called chronic masturbation

you have a disease


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Ziggy-Stardust

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:18 PM

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put hot sause on you hands

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Gergaloth

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:19 PM

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Yes go get girlfriend

Yes go get girlfriend


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jnry3

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:20 PM

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If you want to quit (I'm not sure if you want this), get a hobby (aside from porn or fapping, of course).

Making flash or music would be a nice start. ^_^

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LoneIcon

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:23 PM

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i agree stop jacking off. u either use or lose it...and from what ur telling us u already lost it

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cerberusguns

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Posted at: 11/17/07 12:27 PM

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At 11/17/07 10:56 AM, kindmortal wrote: I find myself watching porn up to 5 times a day. Along with the fapping.
I need to get myself a girlfriend, I know. Anyway, Time to go watch some more adult material.

"hey guys i want a higher post count so im gonna create a topic were i pretend to be addicted to porn"

fuck off

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Life-Stream

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Posted at: 11/17/07 01:51 PM

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At 11/17/07 11:14 AM, tekcos wrote: Sorry to say this, but girlfriends are only a temporary fix. You start off having sex a lot then before you know it, your back to fapping ever minute shes not around.

Lol.
I laugh because it´s true. Even though i love a good shag, the fapping doesn´t stop :(


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andhination

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Posted at: 11/17/07 01:55 PM

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Relax, you're among friends.

Sig made by Azteca89

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Dent0n

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Posted at: 11/17/07 02:47 PM

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Will it help if i say, that your potential is getting weak when your addicted to porn?

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krazykangaroo

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:10 PM

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actually, after watching porn for ages, like i hav been doing, u get bored of it, so bored that you actually go out and get a girlfriend. Im serious, so keep watching it, and when u get bored, go out and party with the moved u learned :D


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HeliosStar

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:11 PM

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It works, when I got my girlfriend, and she started to satisfy my needs (even just making out.) I stopped fapping almost completely; where as before it was almost once a day.

My work: Deviant art

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Chiklay4

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:12 PM

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I'm addicted to Fist fighting but you don't see me bragging about it


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blazer133

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:13 PM

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At 11/17/07 10:56 AM, kindmortal wrote: I find myself watching porn up to 5 times a day. Along with the fapping.
I need to get myself a girlfriend, I know. Anyway, Time to go watch some more adult material.

go and do something else!

Your life is shit, Dont believe me? Go look in a mirrior. CLICK THIS LINK TO HAVE A FORUM FIGHT WITH ALOT OF DIFFERENT PEOPLE! Super MS PAINT BARWL!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR ALL FAGS

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Archmage-flash

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:15 PM

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Go to your local pimp and rent your self a fine hooker :)

Flash is happy and it knows it.

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filipus1000

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Posted at: 11/17/07 03:27 PM

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LOL well you should ask someone to help you. someone you trust. if not, get the bravery yourself, and delete porn folders, and throw them in trash! If that doesn't work, well you'll be a dumb, horny guy that wont have a family...

IMA CRAZEH DODO BIRD seriously i am


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