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At 11/18/07 08:21 PM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 11/18/07 01:11 AM, Strikerz12 wrote: It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that of course does not have the very best of all time ball to head

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At 11/18/07 11:44 AM, Drakim wrote: Everybody is saying stuff like "yeah, these are old laws that have been forgotten".

But you know what? These laws can't possible make sense, even long ago. Think about it. No matter what age we are talking about, no sane person would ever pass laws like this:

Who said the people who passed them were sane?

Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 p.m

Perhaps, slippers were once worn only by prostitutes after 10 PM?

It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish

Maybe the lasso was thought sacred to the use of lassoing cows only at a time?

It is illegal to get a fish drunk

Maybe they were afraid the fish god would get mad at them and pnish them for drunkening its kind?

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At 11/17/07 06:20 PM, reviewer-general wrote: Seriously, where the hell are all of you coming from?

There has been a flood of new posters in Poli lately, what's going on?

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I was wondering that too, it's scaring the shit out of me.
My personal favorite.

Idiots may not vote

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In Rockville, MD:

It is illegal to remove a public building by writing on it.

This, of course, is directed at cartoon characters who draw escape holes on walls with some type of marker. The full text of the law includes other forms of destruction, but specifically addresses the case of writing.

Incidentally, Jerry Mouse has spent a fortune in fines for using this method to elude Tom the Cat.

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At 11/19/07 12:06 AM, TonyTostieno wrote:

At 11/17/07 06:20 PM, reviewer-general wrote:
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I was wondering that too, it's scaring the shit out of me.
My personal favorite.

Idiots may not vote

Actually thats the only one that sounds reasonable. What is more dangerous to our country then letting stupid people vote?

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Oklahoma- Whaling is illegal.

Where the fuck in Oklahoma am I supposed to find a whale?

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Also:
It is illegal to have sex before you are married.

FUCK!!!!!

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This is a funny site.
Georgia (you could imagine) With comments of my own.

"It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office." (But it is totally fine if the body is on a sidewalk. In fact, it is encouraged)

"Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session." (Maximum speed within the assembly is 10 mph)"

"Signs are required to be written in English." (as opposed to Suahili)

"Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs." (Showers are permissible).

"No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday." (Side pockets and otherwise are permissible)

This one needs no comment: All sex toys are banned.
What's funniest about that is there are roughly 300 sex shops in Atlanta.

And this one wasn't on the site, but it is the law and i think it should be considered as a dumb law.
"Purchase of Alcohol on Sunday is prohibited" (Even though you can buy as many as you like from your local restaraunt/bar.)

I'm originally from Florida as well so i think i'll post my favorites from there.

"One may not commit any "unnatural acts" (including "Dark Side force powers") with another person." (If you want to float in the air while yodeling through your asshole, you must do so alone).

"Doors of all public buildings must open outwards." (Including revolving and elevator doors)

"It is illegal to sell your children." (If they are not yours, it is permisible)

"Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner." (On top of hair dryers permitted)

"A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing." (Married and pregnant women are alowed)

"If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle." (Including an additional fee for the droppings.)

"It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit." (Naked and underwear is permitted)

"Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown." (This does not include skirts and shoulderless tops)

"It is illegal to skateboard without a license." (Roller skating is permissable)

"When having sex, only the missionary position is legal." (Animals are permited the doggy style)

"You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M." (Tourists are advised to stay indoors 5-6pm)

"It is considered an offense to shower naked." (Passed during the Mr. Coleman vs Mr. Coleman's shower head trial in favor of the defendant: The shower head.)

"Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging." (Donkey theft is fined)

"You may not kiss your wife's breasts." (You may kiss the breasts of the cute waitress all you like)

"Oral sex is illegal." (This does not include facials)

And my all time favorite:

"Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal." (Flirting/kissing/making out is permitted, though caution is advised).

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At 11/20/07 02:41 AM, bluedemonspeedracer wrote:

At 11/19/07 12:06 AM, TonyTostieno wrote: I was wondering that too, it's scaring the shit out of me.
My personal favorite.

Idiots may not vote

Actually thats the only one that sounds reasonable. What is more dangerous to our country then letting stupid people vote?

My question is:
Who would be left to vote?

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It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. lol