funniest warning labels?

[Splurda]

whats the funniest warning label youve ever seen? today i saw a warning label of a chainsaw that said "do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals" cus as soon as i see a chainsaw i just wanna slap my nuts on it -_-;

anyone else ever seen a stupid waning label?

[281-knilb]

salted peanuts: WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS

[Doberman]

Penis bag: Do not use on vaginas.

[yurgenburgen]

Those little bags of silica gel you get with new trainers. The packet says "Do not consume" on them, and it's a good job because they look so tasty.

Peanuts: Warning, may contain nuts. I SHOULD FUCKING HOPE SO.

[iMini]

At 11/16/07 11:57 AM, 281-knilb wrote: salted peanuts: WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS

BASTARD!

Got it before me...

[SuperFlonic]

At 11/16/07 12:04 PM, simple-but-sandy wrote: "Do not insert ANY appendage into shredder."

It was too small for it anyway...

Do not insert <random object> in paper-shredder.
Yeah, I just have this oncontrollable urge to stuff my penis/pen/usb stick into a shredder.

[BlueHippo]

Okay it might not be the funniest, but this one is my favorite. I've always wanted a high rez pic of it ¬_¬

When you open up beef jerky, and there's those silica packets inside of them, there's a pic of a kid with a HUGE mouth dumping the shit in there... for some reason it always makes me laugh.

Now, I know there's all sorts of funny warning labels, like the "do not stop chainsaw with hands or genitals" but I've seen all those many a time ;P

[Lucy]

I'm not sure if it's a warning label, but i once saw ''not suitable for vegetarians'' on a shampoo bottle. That confused me and made giggle.

[sirtom93]

my cadet ration packs say

"not suitable for human consumption"

[RockinPunk]

??

On the shower gel I have upstairs, it says suitable for vegetarians.

[yurgenburgen]

Got it off Engrish.

[Buoy]

I had this crystal growing thing when I was a kid... the booklet contained warnings like "DO NOT SWALLOW- DO NOT ATTEMPT TO USE THE LIQUID AS SOAP- DO NOT PUT IN FOOD CONTAINERS" for about every 3rd page all over the place- with well hidden titles such as "A few tips before you start", "Warning", "Read this page", "Important notice"- when they were all the same copypasta'd hysterical bullshite- nevermind the boxes and all the tools were filled with em too

I don't think they accept the existance of the user's ability to remember

[flashplayer5]

I saw this on a device for securing canoes to your car, what you do is put the chain round them and put plastic balls in the trunk, then close it....you can just see this coming, can't you.
it waaaas...." take great care when shutting balls in trunk"

I usually do. :P

[Catoblepas]

I have a washing machine with a warning label "Do not put a cat in the washing machine." That's all.

At 11/16/07 12:15 PM, 281-knilb wrote: Warning

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[HeavyMetalHarry]

Knife- Do not insert into children

On condoms (mispint on packet,. still funny)- Do not operate or drink machinery ( no fucking idea why this was on condoms)

[Splurda]

yeah whats up with do not eat on silicon packs in microwaves? im just gonna go oh look i bought a microwave and theyve given me a free meal!!!!!

[281-knilb]

At 11/16/07 12:22 PM, Catoblepas wrote: I have a washing machine with a warning label "Do not put a cat in the washing machine." That's all.

At 11/16/07 12:15 PM, 281-knilb wrote: Warning

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sorry sherlock i got it off a different website

haha dumbass

[Catoblepas]

At 11/16/07 12:29 PM, 281-knilb wrote: sorry sherlock i got it off a different website

Copypasta is delicious anyway.

[extremer]

On Nytol Nighttime Sleep-Aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.

i hope so

Stamped on the barrel of a .22 calibre rifle:
Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.

self explanatory

A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists:
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

no forcefields ?

Household iron warns:
Never iron clothes while they are being worn.

what could go wrong

On some frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: defrost

i like eating frozen food =(

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.

i fucking hope so !

[Tribal]

Computer mouse: Warning, may contain batteries.

Wtf? It's connected with a fucking wire!

[princessyoko]

funniest one " don't touch my cat piss weed"

[mastershake141]

Everyone here is talking about the "do not eat" on the sillica package. Am I the only one who thinks that the sillica may secretly be a tasty treat that the government doesnt want us to ever have?

[Arkoth]

At 11/16/07 01:07 PM, mastershake141 wrote: Everyone here is talking about the "do not eat" on the sillica package. Am I the only one who thinks that the sillica may secretly be a tasty treat that the government doesnt want us to ever have?

holy shit he's right.

[Cally]

At 11/16/07 11:51 AM, Splurda wrote: whats the funniest warning label youve ever seen? today i saw a warning label of a chainsaw that said "do not attempt to stop chain with hands or genitals" cus as soon as i see a chainsaw i just wanna slap my nuts on it -_-;

anyone else ever seen a stupid waning label?

Haha, my one flash movie from 7 years ago was all about this.

[someguy789]

Some sort of lazer type thing.

"WARNING: Do not stare into with other eye."

[jallo212]

At 11/16/07 01:07 PM, mastershake141 wrote: Everyone here is talking about the "do not eat" on the sillica package. Am I the only one who thinks that the sillica may secretly be a tasty treat that the government doesnt want us to ever have?

Willy Wonka be damned

[Brick-top]

Two birds, one stone.

[PlatinumWarrior]

Lets let natural selection run its course.

[Doberman]

They are funny and stupid with laws such as "You cannot microwave a cat in the microwave"
But the reason these are put on is because the people can sue the company/makers on it, and so, thats why it has some daft things about it.

You can almost sue for anything nowadays.

[cronic-22]

At 11/16/07 11:57 AM, 281-knilb wrote: salted peanuts: WARNING MAY CONTAIN NUTS

Not as funny as it sounds Peanuts arent actually nuts there more closly related to peas then anything.