Meet Dr. Love

[Viewtiful-Chris]

Here it is, Newgrounds' primiere love counselor. He will gladly listen to all of your romantic concerns and give helpful advice, so long as you do it here in these forums so he can get posts and whore himself out.

He really knows how to love.

And likes talking about himself in the third person.

Our first poster is coming up...

[Spite]

Whats a dikfore?

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 11/14/07 12:28 AM, spite-skater wrote: Whats a dikfore?

Go look on Wikipedia. Only serious inquiries will be answered by Dr. Love.

NEXT!!!

[Spite]

Whats a vagfore?

[Blaze305]

Wow..

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 11/14/07 12:34 AM, Blaze305 wrote: Wow..

Dr. Love is displeased with the reception.

Dr. Love needs real love inquiries NOW, THANK YOU!!!

GRIPE TO ME!

[ZachMM]

DR BOB is better.

[Bamb00zling]

Dr.Shit Thread is shitting out shitty threads again I see. Better call Dr. Shit Mop to deal with it.

[TheBigLemon]

Dr. love, the other day I was getting my derp derped, and I was wondering what I should do when I'm about to derp?

[alicetheDroog]

Meet Dr.Strangelove.

[heymanyoudawg]

meet drt shit

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 11/14/07 08:26 PM, alicetheDroog wrote: Meet Dr.Strangelove.

That movie is freaking awesome. Had to say that.

BUBBLE GUM, CHECK! Okay, we've got the survival equipment!

[MOST-REQUESTED]

At 11/14/07 12:22 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Here it is, Newgrounds' primiere gay thread counselor. He will gladly listen to all of your gay thread concerns and give gay advice, so long as you do it here in these forums so he can get posts and whore himself out.

He really knows how to make really shitty gay threads.

And likes talking about himself in the third person.

Our first poster is coming up...

i have a gay thread concern its about this one and all the other gay threads you make.

[PhoenixTails]

Dr. Love...because the relationship crew does not actually exist. No sir.

[Conjon]

Why do you love throwing shit at your computer screen and acting like it's a thread?

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 12/1/07 04:16 PM, MOST-REQUESTED wrote:

At 11/14/07 12:22 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Here it is, Newgrounds' primiere gay thread counselor. He will gladly listen to all of your gay thread concerns and give gay advice, so long as you do it here in these forums so he can get posts and whore himself out.

He really knows how to make really shitty gay threads.

And likes talking about himself in the third person.

Our first poster is coming up...

i have a gay thread concern its about this one and all the other gay threads you make.

Explain to Dr. Love why you presume they are homosexual. Your concern piques my interest...

By the way, Dr. Love does not appreciate the mockery of his original statement.

[Conjon]

Dr.Love should go shove his third person words up his first person anus.

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 12/1/07 04:21 PM, Conjon wrote: Dr.Love should go shove his third person words up his first person anus.

Conjon is a fool not worthy of interfacing with Dr. Love.

[Conjon]

At 12/1/07 04:22 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:

At 12/1/07 04:21 PM, Conjon wrote: Dr.Love should go shove his third person words up his first person anus.

Conjon is a fool not worthy of interfacing with Dr. Love.

Dr.Love is a 'tard who reckons that the Third Person view can stomp on Conjon's enthusiasm to abuse him.
Dr.Love fails at his job.

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 12/1/07 04:23 PM, Conjon wrote:

At 12/1/07 04:22 PM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote:

At 12/1/07 04:21 PM, Conjon wrote: Dr.Love should go shove his third person words up his first person anus.

Conjon is a fool not worthy of interfacing with Dr. Love.

Dr.Love is a 'tard who reckons that the Third Person view can stomp on Conjon's enthusiasm to abuse him.
Dr.Love fails at his job.

Dr. Love has not been adequately tested by these forums yet, therefore cannot be accurately gauged.

[Brick-top]

I have an ass infection.

[Gorefield666]

I yell "SHOOP DA WHOOP" when I orgasm Dr. Love. Whats wrong with me?

[WasabiClock]

I want to meet Dr.Love too

[aaron-brace]

take me right here right now doctor love i want you inside me!!!!

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 12/1/07 04:29 PM, intrinsik2 wrote: Alright Dr... try this one...

My girlfriend is a writer, however she had been having trouble writing for a while. I eventually coaxed her back into a routine, and now she's writing again, fairly regularly. Yet... for some reason, I feel bad about it.

Why?

Dr. Love is intrigued by your situation, but needs more information to correctly analyze your romantic predicament. What type of writing does your girlfriend create?

[jarlathmahon1]

At 11/14/07 12:22 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Here it is, Newgrounds' primiere love counselor. He will gladly listen to all of your romantic concerns and give helpful advice, so long as you do it here in these forums so he can get posts and whore himself out.

He really knows how to love.

And likes talking about himself in the third person.

Our first poster is coming up...

If for example me and another man were having sexual intercourse, and my dick was so huge he could get his dick inside mine and fuck it, and we both cum at the same time, will it make a baby, and will it be a boy?

[Viewtiful-Chris]

At 12/23/07 03:59 PM, jarlathmahon1 wrote:

At 11/14/07 12:22 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: Here it is, Newgrounds' primiere love counselor. He will gladly listen to all of your romantic concerns and give helpful advice, so long as you do it here in these forums so he can get posts and whore himself out.

He really knows how to love.

And likes talking about himself in the third person.

Our first poster is coming up...

If for example me and another man were having sexual intercourse, and my dick was so huge he could get his dick inside mine and fuck it, and we both cum at the same time, will it make a baby, and will it be a boy?

Dr. Love does not answer crude hypothetical questions concerning homosexual attraction. Dr. Love, as had said before, only answers serious inquiries into the inner workings of love.

[Viewtiful-Chris]

Dr. Love is feeling rejected.