Choose my fate, Newgrounds.

[Elios]

Ok, here's the shimmy on what's been going on this past week.

This past saturday was the cast party for the haunted house i worked at. Anyway, i hooked up with this great girl there, and we had a great time. Now, here's my dillema; My ex-girlfriend finished college (the same college i went too), and we've been talking about getting back together. (we broke it off due to conflict with time and school.) This friday, is her birthday, and her party is at Club Infinity. She told me i'm invited, and we could talk more seriously about resuming this relationship.

So, i'm asking you Newgrounds, what should i do? Try a new relationship with Emily (for security reasons, i'll use fake names), Or should i try again with Amy?

Here's the stats on each.

Emily
Age: 25
Profession: Website manager / Consessions at Frightworld Haunted House
Known for: 3 months
Sex: 0
Pros: Cute girl, timid, and loves to talk. Very very smart
Cons: Older than me (4 years), some-what shy / prude.

Amy
Age: 19
Profession: Massage therapist (unlicensed) / Pizza Hut
Known for: 6 months
Sex: 4
Pros: Damn shes hot, very smart.
Cons: DRAMA...lots of friends that don't like me, agressive, more drama, parties too hard, drinks.

[Viewtiful-Chris]

From this humble little boy's advice, they both suck. Get better girlfriend prospects, then we'll talk.

Here's betting most of NG will pick neither or the new girl.

[AlkaSeltzer]

At 11/13/07 01:00 AM, Viewtiful-Chris wrote: From this humble little boy's advice, they both suck. Get better girlfriend prospects, then we'll talk.

Here's betting most of NG will pick neither or the new girl.

they both suck? Can you read Hot and smart? They other one seems alright too. I'm afraid you will never get laid in a relationship.

[DestroyerofMan]

C: Kill yourself.

[Rideo]

I'd pick Amy. But that's just me.

[Stellato21]

Profession: Massage therapist (unlicensed) / Pizza Hut
Known for: 6 months
Sex: 4

Massage Therapist?...sounds like this one is a prostitute. if you can afford it go with the other broad, and just pay for sex with this one, and win the best of both worlds.

[Randominator]

pick the younger one

[HorrorOfHell]

The one that works at Pizza Hut, sounds like a good career, you will go far.

[Elios]

We're both massage therapists, me and Amy. Same college, blah blah blah.

I dated Amy for about, 4 months, and there were...problems, so we separated until "Further Notice"
Thats when i met Emily, the opposite of Amy, which i acutally really like!

But, it seems Newgrounds perfers Amy, so i guess my fate is sealed.

[Elios]

Clever! that's actually really funny.

Should've added more stats like: weapon of choice, ability etc.

I'm done embarrassing myself now...

[BlindObject]

Emily is the best bet.
Unless you know how to ignore drama.

[Timmy]

Go with emily if you are looking for a long-term thing, amy if you just want a fling.

[Majestic-Boy]

Emily for a long term relationship.

Amy to get laid.

[Elios]

I can't ignore the drama from Amy. I can't even avoid it, she brings it to me...

I'd like to have a long term relationship, but there's only one problem, Emily does not want kids...EVER.
In truth, that's not really a concern, just need to take steps in prevention.

Amy wants one kid, that's it.

As for me, i want three daughters (Someone is going to post the following statement "You don't know if you'll get 3! You're such a moron!")

Anyway...there's pros and cons for each...so i guess i need to do some more deep thinging.

[g0t]

I'd say go for emily if you want it to last.

[PsychoticMind]

Do both, then go out with one of their moms.

[gregaaron89]

WHOEVER HAS BIGGER TITS.

[jnry3]

Well... just ask yourself who do you love more? You can't ask us to decide your fate! That's just not right. It's like you're tossing a coin in the air with their names on opposite sides.

If you're having a hard time deciding (looks like you're torn between the two), think of which of them would you want to spend a more long-term relationship with. Also, don't think of "who will be easier?"

If it's just the looks, it'll pass. I mean, sure, having a cute or hot girl is an ego bonus, but it'll be like a Ferrari... if you don't have what it takes to handle one, you'd be out of gas, and it'll feel empty and worthless.

Give it further thought. Compatibility first, other factors (cute, hot, all that jazz) later.

Hope this helps. ^_^

[Blhak]

Rape them both it is a win win.

[I-wont-tell]

Yeah uhh... Considering none of us have met either of these girls, no one can help you. Anyhoo, If I had to choose, I would choose me. Cause I'm DEAD sexy.

[The-Red-Jack]

Thats a hard choice
If I were you i'll choose Amy

well good luck

[Cyprus]

.... the prude. its worth the wait. hopefully.

p.s: make sure she doesnt have a cock.

[SkySausage]

if you're the kind that is friendly and somewhat soft, go for the first.

or if you're always going to clubs and getting high, otherwise.

that's in my opinion, it's your choice =P

[alt1]

hmmmm If they dont know each other I would say go for both of them

that or dating websites help too

[Torkelson]

Pick number three my loard!

[The-evil-bucket]

At 11/13/07 01:43 AM, Majestic-Boy wrote: Emily for a long term relationship.

Amy to get laid.

I agree with this conclusion.

[Elios]

Finally! a meaningful post, thank you.

I see clearly now. And i shall heed these words of wisdom.

[Antarct]

Hah, funny that you're even asking. If you "temporarily" broke-up with this Amy girl, it most likely will not work with you two. Especially if you before that had only been together for 3 months.

I'd suggest this Emily girl. She is more responsible, being older and all. If you two seem to connect I'd suggest that you go with her.

[Socrates]

lol, stats.

[darknessthehedgehog]

damn hard to say......

try to send a few pics of them migh make it a bit easier but if you ask me go for amy because who knows? you might have a great time with her

plus you dont have to but if you want if one of them breaks up with you you can try the other girl unless they find someone then you will have to find someone else...

but hey thats just me