I have a stalker..

[AtheisticNihilist]

Okay, so I'm going to make this quick.
I had a girlfriend, I found out she lied to me, I broke up with her, and she's still lying and trying to make me feel bad for her and this has gone on for days..

Yeah well, I just got a text message from her and it says I'm outside of your house.

Guess what?
There's 10 fucking people outside my house and someone just knocked on my door.
Fuck Me.

[zacfighter]

Get a weapon.

[Errormatix]

fictional stuff goes on your userpage

[Killingmo]

You could fap and then open the window as you reach your peak and shower them in your mighty juice?

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 04:39 PM, Errormatix wrote: fictional stuff goes on your userpage

Want me to take a picture?

[4Doctodragon]

At 11/11/07 04:37 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Fuck Me.

Okay, now what do you suppose we should do about your problem?

[TimeAfterTime]

pix or it didnt happen

[Seriana]

I made this thread once

[HomoeroticLoveChild]

At 11/11/07 04:40 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:39 PM, Errormatix wrote: fictional stuff goes on your userpage

Want me to take a picture?

No... because i do not give a flying fuck about your shity life

go die.

[AtheisticNihilist]

Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

[PlatinumWarrior]

Haha, wow. Call the cops.

[Errormatix]

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

what a perfectly normal convenience

[Chris-V2]

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

Nevermind is the worst album you could play to get rid of scene kids.

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 04:43 PM, Chris-V2 wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

Nevermind is the worst album you could play to get rid of scene kids.

Actually I played eMOTIVe.
Strangely enough.
Scene kids don't like Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rythm of the War Drums apparently.

[ZeroGravity]

Call the police, Or get a weed whacker from your garage, shed or neighbor and walk outside. Then, take a 1" - 3" sized branch from a tree, and go towards them and cut it in half with the weed whacker. That'll scare 'em. Or take a chainsaw. Either one. I've seen my dad cut through some preety thick stuff with his weed whacker.

[invaderzimja]

grab a wepon and jump out of the window ontop of them and swing it around and kick all of there asss thats the hero plan or u can run out the back way the weak way

[Bamb00zling]

At 11/11/07 04:42 PM, Errormatix wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

what a perfectly normal convenience

LuL, called out.

[jitterman]

call the cops and get a weapon not jokeing this is serious. this person needs help call the cops. call them NOW

[Infernalz]

PICS or GTFO.

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 04:42 PM, Errormatix wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

what a perfectly normal convenience

I'm taking a picture of the text message.
Damn, patience. I didn't say I wasn't going to take a picture >.>

Sorry it's so blurry..
"From Hannah
We in front of your hose
4:33pm 11/11/07"

This was before I posted this Topic, so you can see that I'm not lying.

[Errormatix]

At 11/11/07 05:10 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:42 PM, Errormatix wrote:

At 11/11/07 04:41 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote: Apparently playing loud music scares them scene kids off.

Nevermind >.>

what a perfectly normal convenience

I'm taking a picture of the text message.
Damn, patience. I didn't say I wasn't going to take a picture >.>

Sorry it's so blurry..
"From Hannah
We in front of your hose
4:33pm 11/11/07"

This was before I posted this Topic, so you can see that I'm not lying.

I could think of a billion reasons of the top of my head how this is a hoax.

Until you post pictures of people outsides your house,you're bullshitting.

[KingPaulP]

Yeah it would be more sensible to take a picture of all the people outside the house, dont be shy about it either, let them know your taking a picture, then they know you have evidence...

[Chris-V2]

At 11/11/07 05:12 PM, Errormatix wrote:

I could think of a billion reasons of the top of my head how this is a hoax.

Until you post pictures of people outsides your house,you're bullshitting.

What I want to know is why are you getting so worked up about it? Do you really care if someone on the internet told you a story which isn't true?

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 05:14 PM, KingPaulP wrote: Yeah it would be more sensible to take a picture of all the people outside the house, dont be shy about it either, let them know your taking a picture, then they know you have evidence...

They fucking left!
God damn >.<
Here's another picture of the same text message!

Apparently you can't upload more than one picture.

[Shifty55]

At 11/11/07 05:23 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote:

At 11/11/07 05:14 PM, KingPaulP wrote:

Apparently you can't upload more than one picture.

Dear god, the grammar is atrocious. That is frightening.

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 05:12 PM, Errormatix wrote: I could think of a billion reasons of the top of my head how this is a hoax.

Until you post pictures of people outsides your house,you're bullshitting.

Funny how you don't mention one.

[DethZeppelinX]

post a picture of the people outside of the house.
also its funny how the first thing you thought to do when this happened was to post about it on the bbs liek some here is gonna give you a serious answer

[AtheisticNihilist]

At 11/11/07 05:40 PM, DethZeppelinX wrote: post a picture of the people outside of the house.
also its funny how the first thing you thought to do when this happened was to post about it on the bbs liek some here is gonna give you a serious answer

I was already on the site.
And Bored.
Meh.

[PhoenixTails]

At 11/11/07 05:40 PM, DethZeppelinX wrote:

also its funny how the first thing you thought to do when this happened was to post about it on the bbs liek some here is gonna give you a serious answer

It is his sacred duty as a Newgrounder.

AtheisticNihilist-Get a gun, go outside, wave to the people, and become an hero. Problem = solved.

[Errormatix]

At 11/11/07 05:27 PM, AtheisticNihilist wrote:

At 11/11/07 05:12 PM, Errormatix wrote: I could think of a billion reasons of the top of my head how this is a hoax.

Until you post pictures of people outsides your house,you're bullshitting.

Funny how you don't mention one.

You changed time and date on your phone and had someone send it to you

There,one,happy now?

And,to that other guy,i go out of my way to make someone do extra work.