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At 11/13/07 02:10 AM, WritersBlock wrote:

One word: Extremists.
They spoil all religions by taking it too far.

Cool, i guess that's better than being religious.

Wait wait wait wait wait....i smell a lie...

First off, i know this is all bull. This "Story" is beyond belief.

Second, i noticed this.

Trampalite 11/11/07
"Well I haven't told anyone about this, but l"

Trampalite 11/13/07
"I did man up, I told Pastor Tim about it and he said not to worry to much, so ha"

If you're going to make up a story to get attention, at least follow through....

Failure.

At 11/13/07 02:36 AM, Elios wrote:
If you're going to make up a story to get attention, at least follow through....

Failure.

Umm.. you are a fool of Babylon, what I say to Pastor Tim is only relayed to God, so therefore what is said between the two of us is a sacred intervention with the almighty, and not within the mortal realm, plus I already posted this on the internet so I obviously broke my silence already. Nice try though detecive Tom

At 11/11/07 05:40 AM, Trampalite wrote: Well I haven't told anyone about this, but last summer my church (Westboro Baptist) decided to have have a mission trip to Darfur, we had heard that they were having a lot of problems in the area, mostly due to the fact that the area had a lot of Muslims who were blowing themselves up or whatever and that we should go over there and preach the good word (about Jesus). Well we got there, we had to take a really tiny plane and it was kind of scary but luckily we all prayed for a safe flight so there was nothing to be afraid of in actuality! We landed safe and sound and had to take some Jeeps out into the middle of the desert where most of the people live because they are backwards and simple. Well it was a really long drive and my rump was something sore after the trip I'll tell you what!

We spent the first few days handing out pocket bibles and stale peeps to the people, they were kind of gross looking, I mean, I knew they would be African Americans because we were in Sudan which is actually in Africa, but boy were these people gross. They were really thin and I could see the bones in their arms and they were missing teeth and had all these gross sores and stuff but I soldiered on (just like our boys in Iraq) and gave them the things they needed most. We were lucky enough to get to stay in the church basement which had air conditioning, I was afraid we'd have to live in the African American's huts, which were small and smelled really gross, there was plenty of food to eat (noodles and donuts and cereal mostly) and we had a lot of fun playing Scrabble.

Well one day I asked if I could take the Jeep out to look zebras or whatever and Pastor Tim said I could, so I speed off into the desert along a dusty old road! I'm pretty sure they don't have any driving laws so it was okay that I was going around 80, the only problem was that it got so dusty I could barely see anything! Well after about an hour or so I heard a loud thud, followed by what sounded like a rock being hit with a sledge hammer, I pulled over to see if I hit a zebra but much to my chagrin there on the path lay a small African American boy laying right there in the middle of the road, I quickly put two and two together and relaized that he had jumped in front of my car for some reason. I walked over to him and he was breathing pretty heavy and one of his eyes was all messed up, his arm also seemed to be broken and he was bleeding a lot. I wasn't about to be thrown in a Turkish jail for hitting some future terrorist (terrorist can be african american too you guys! don't be racist) so I hoped back in my jeep and drove off, I was miles from any village so I kind of doubt he was okay, the worst part is he was a muslim so he's in hell right now : (

Overall it was an okay mission trip

wow, you are really something.
So you met with african-Americans, in Sudan, where they are "gross", "backward and simple". And you hit a "future terrorist" with a jeep going somewhere between 80 km/h and reckless. And you are worried about going to a turkish jail.

In case you havent figured it out yet, your post is an example why people from the US are precived as
ignorant
selfish
uncaring
...

I am really sure that you meant well, since you were with a church group. I am worried about how you describe the people that you met in Africa. It seems as if you don't enjoy their company much since you mostly describe being in an air conditioned room playing scrabble and possibly other things. You also don't seem very broken up about hitting that "future terrorist"; and it is incorrect to justify yourself by calling others racist.
I dont think that was the reason for you being there. When you go somewhere, please have enough sense to know where you are, and who these people are, and how they have survived untill you got there.
Christ wanted to save everyone from their sin, because humanity is depraved and sinful. He did not look at then and judge them as you have. He told them that if they belived in the holy spirit and would give up everything on this world for Him that they would find salvation. African, African American, terrorist are just adjectives given to living human beings that deserve that in His eyes, no matter what you may think of them.

I would like it if you really thought about how Christ would have reacted if He hurt another human being

I can't believe people actually believe you are serious. At first I thought you were, until I read some of your replies. Yeah, but still the fact that you are doing this at all makes you kind of a douche.

THIS IS A JOKE THREAD YOU IDIOTS!!!!

Look up westboro baptist church, the main poster is just pretending to be just like them by pretending to be ignorant and sanctimonious.

lol.

STFU!

At 11/13/07 04:18 AM, I-wont-tell wrote: I can't believe people actually believe you are serious. At first I thought you were, until I read some of your replies. Yeah, but still the fact that you are doing this at all makes you kind of a douche.

Well it exposes peoples real feelings, and gives them an outlet to tell religous people what they really think about them, even if it's only about 99% acurate (I also hit the kids goat) it's good to get a dialogue going.

I am fairly certain that this guy is taking the piss.

To make an omelete you have to break a few eggs.

At 11/13/07 03:47 PM, TheRipper00 wrote: To make an omelete you have to break a few eggs.

Souls are not eggs And woe unto thee that treat souls like a commodity, for they shall be burned at the stake Book of Steve 1:1

UPDATE:
The police are here, gotta split

Three posts in a row means trouble from jesus!

Well, He proberly died, but what could you possebly do?
I mean, he was jumping in front of the care that you drived.
No buddy shouts "Don't jump in front of my car" and btw you didn't kill him cause you wanted to

I'm sure he is in heaven, he was young, coulded do something thaaat bad....

I knew they would be African Americans because we were in Sudan which is actually in Africa

No, having "American' in your ethnic name is privilege not granted to their inferior race.

relaly

At 11/16/07 02:28 PM, Superswat wrote: relaly

sorry i ment what i rote is realy

At 11/16/07 02:29 PM, Superswat wrote:

At 11/16/07 02:28 PM, Superswat wrote: relaly

sorry i ment what i rote is realy

Die in a fire. Really.

Grammar FTW

hilarious this has to be a joke.

ahahahahahahahaha.

it's too funny, they're not african americans they are just plain africans ahahaha.

jesus had nothing to do with your safe flight, and just because you live in a troubled part of the world doesn't mean you are going to grow up to be a terrorist.

all in all a funny thread, you captured stupid christian american perfectly.

I'm not sure but i get the feeling this is ONE BIG JOKE.

I WAS THAT FUCKING CHILD! FUCK YOU!

Now you're going to Hell.

Irony, eh?

Religon messes us up. Just because a boy was a muslum he deserves an enteral suffering in the bowels of hell?

At 11/16/07 06:43 PM, Ferris95 wrote: Religon messes us up. Just because a boy was a muslum he deserves an enteral suffering in the bowels of hell?

Of course, that's what Jesus said, I'm pretty sure it was actually one of the 10 amendments Jesus brought down from mount Olympus to the Isrealites.

wow i really fucking want to hurt you

there not African American if there still in africa, a German American does not live in Dusseldorf, an English American does not look upon big ben during his daily commute, also theres no such thing as god, sorry to burst yer bubble but why were you telling those poor muslims lies when they would likely just pop yer head off for not being sunni or shiite. I cant beleive you poeple were so fucking stupid, and guess what...(I've been dying to use this pic, but I never went to hell)

At 11/26/07 09:33 PM, Trampalite wrote:

At 11/16/07 06:43 PM, Ferris95 wrote: Religon messes us up. Just because a boy was a muslum he deserves an enteral suffering in the bowels of hell?

Of course, that's what Jesus said, I'm pretty sure it was actually one of the 10 amendments Jesus brought down from mount Olympus to the Isrealites.

That is the same story I heard!
(Everyone is so sacrilegious nowadays. . .)

I'm not going to read all of this messy thread, but know this:

As a Christian, I believe God sets an age of accountability. It says so in the Bible... sorry... no verse reference. Heard it from pastor...

So whatever religion that kid is, he's still a child! HE'S NOT GOING TO HELL!

God Bless you All!

At 11/26/07 09:33 PM, Trampalite wrote:

At 11/16/07 06:43 PM, Ferris95 wrote: Religon messes us up. Just because a boy was a muslum he deserves an enteral suffering in the bowels of hell?

Of course, that's what Jesus said, I'm pretty sure it was actually one of the 10 amendments Jesus brought down from mount Olympus to the Isrealites.

Just because a child isn't aware enough that he violated a commandment does NOT make him go to hell!!!

READ THE HOLY BIBLE MORE OFTEN, WOULD YOU???

Am I the only serious Christian here?