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The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 16:48:44 Reply

1. Remake the same game only with better graphics and maybe one new feature
2. All your successful games must be Mario, Zelda orMetroid
3. Use the same hardware for every console
4. All your games must be praised despite their mediocrity
5. Use the same engine for every installment of every franchise


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 16:50:18 Reply

At least this is well backed up and has no exceptions at all and ever


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:19:57 Reply

and they dont overheat like 360s.

Nintendo pwn.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:23:14 Reply

nintendo isnt as bad as you say.

nintendo is my favorite game company and they have the sense of selling the console for a low price = more sales


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:23:27 Reply

At 11/10/07 04:48 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: 1. Remake the same game only with better graphics and maybe one new feature

Halo?

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:24:57 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:19 PM, Sp1r1T wrote: and they dont overheat like 360s.

Nintendo pwn.

Sony consoles don't overheat and also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:25:53 Reply

Haha, so biased and flameable

But you're sorta right- I still enjoy the so called "overrated, gimmicky, overused, ruined" games and game series though, and that's what I care about really

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:27:03 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:23 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Halo?

Halo has been around since 2001, and the series is ended with the third game.

Mario/Link/Whatever gay Nintendo Faggot has been around since the late 80's.

And besides, the newest Halo is going to be an RTS.

Now get out, you FAB faggot.

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:30:49 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/10/07 05:19 PM, Sp1r1T wrote: and they dont overheat like 360s.

Nintendo pwn.
Sony consoles don't overheat and also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.

The PS3 and PSP also don't have good THEM ONLY games, and the PS3 won't (supposedly) until the end of the holidays :\


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:32:56 Reply

I love you faggots who don't know how to buy a game based on the game but instead pledge dick sucking loyalty to a certain console.

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:33:58 Reply

At 11/10/07 04:48 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: 1. Remake the same game only with better graphics and maybe one new feature

good point...go on...

2. All your successful games must be Mario, Zelda orMetroid

ehem...startfox? :D

3. Use the same hardware for every console

dose the wii have the same graphics engine as the gamecube? i heard it dose.

4. All your games must be praised despite their mediocrity

you callin' super smash bros melee modiocer?!?!?

5. Use the same engine for every installment of every franchise

you're restating step one. cut this one out, make things more efficiant! :P

i'll admit, as a nintendo fan, alot of what you're saying is true. but i mean, you gotta admit, the wii is very inovative. not the same thing as before as with 360 and ps3.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:35:55 Reply

I buy a console based on what games it has, not how strong it is. I have a 360, but I wish I had a PS3 too, and then I might get a Wii later.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:36:56 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:32 PM, supyohos123 wrote: I love how you faggots who don't know how to buy a game based on the game but instead pledge dick sucking loyalty to a certain console.

QFT

I"m tired of being being little slaves to certain consoles or companies. If it's good, it's good, if it's bad, it's bad. Simple as that. Mario Party was boring as fuck for me, but I still enjoyed Paper Mario. The PS3 is epic fail, but I'm enjoying my PS2 and PS1 games.

Stupid fanboys these days.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:37:14 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:27 PM, Zen444 wrote: Halo has been around since 2001, and the series is ended with the third game.

Mario/Link/Whatever gay Nintendo Faggot has been around since the late 80's.

And besides, the newest Halo is going to be an RTS.

Now get out, you FAB faggot.

Colour has nothing to do with anything. Except those Niggurs.

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:40:44 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:
At 11/10/07 05:19 PM, Sp1r1T wrote: and they dont overheat like 360s.

Nintendo pwn.
Sony consoles don't overheat and also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.

Too bad they don't have any games worth buying.
Too bad Nintendos system not only has bad graphics, it has last-gen graphics.
Too bad 360 has all the good games, and doesn't cost $500, and has good graphics.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:41:12 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:36 PM, XxXGameFreakXxX wrote: The PS3 is epic fail

WhoawhoawhoawhoawhoaWHOA. Fuck the hold on, where is your basis for that? It may be being outsold by the 360 and Wii, but it's selling faster than either of them. (Well, not sure about the Wii)


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:43:02 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:37 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: Niggurs.

Oh god...

MODS! HELP ME! HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!!!!

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At 11/10/07 05:43 PM, Zen444 wrote: Oh god...

MODS! HELP ME! HE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD!!!!

You don't have the balls to tell on me. I BET YOU DON'T.

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:45:44 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:40 PM, FlameAlchemist wrote: Too bad they don't have any games worth buying.

Ninja Gaiden: Sigma
Uncharted
Heavenly Sword
Resistance
The better version of Oblivion
Motorstorm
Metal Gear Solid 4
Killzone 2
Warhawk
Rachet and Clank: Tools of Destruction
Your argument is void.

Too bad Nintendos system not only has bad graphics, it has last-gen graphics.

Meh. It's not all bad.

Too bad 360 has all the good games

Name 5 mind blowing, absolutely fucking fudge coated chocolatey great exclusives

and doesn't cost $500

Did you complete P1 addition?

and has good graphics.

True, I guess.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 17:46:28 Reply

lol hai u guys, what am I missing?

A console war, you stupid shits.

Everyone's entitled to their opinion. Let the Sony fanboys blow it out their ass with Metal Gear Solid. Yes, it's a solid console but it's the price that totally messed it up. A mistake, but they're fixing it. Get a new reason to hate on it.

360 users. Yes it's a great console, but you WiiFags and Piss3(LOLOLO!?) don't have to fucking make fun of it just for that sole reason. Yes, Halo does have a weak story-line and it isn't original at all, but it's what made Microsoft a giant in the video game business.

Weez. Hm, just because Nintendo relys on LoZ, Mario, and Metroid on most of it's cash input, is good. Sure, they could make another original game, but those games out-sold a lot of it's competition, making Nintendo a great company.

Fuck you all


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-10 18:04:45 Reply

At 11/10/07 04:48 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: 1. Remake the same game only with better graphics and maybe one new feature

Boy tell me about that. I agree, but I feel the same for Microsoft and Sony. Also, since they have about 3 or 4 best selling games that does this method, this can get pretty bad.

2. All your successful games must be Mario, Zelda orMetroid

Because jerky gamers won't give other games chances. There are so many games out for Wii, EVEN Gamecube that are amazing, but no one recognizes.

3. Use the same hardware for every console

Make the console cheap and to the point. That's always their style

4. All your games must be praised despite their mediocrity

Well some Nintendo games are that, but games can be mediocre by not whoring it out. I say Halo 3, a very WELL whored out game is mediocre, but guys would disagree with me in a heartbeat. I can go into the details later.

5. Use the same engine for every installment of every franchise

This is probably the same as 1, but boy, those PS3 sporting games sure does this alot.

I really don't hate any consoles, but some games for anything pretty much does this all.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:03:12 Reply

At 11/10/07 04:48 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: 1. Remake the same game only with better graphics and maybe one new feature

Most games do that, they are called SEQUELS, SE-Q-UELS. Would you like to get used to one storyline just to have to learn another?

2. All your successful games must be Mario, Zelda or Metroid

Pokemon is pretty popular, StarFox is good, Pikmin was nice, Wii Sports won awards, Warioware is good for parties, the list is endless. Now, unless there was a cheat to jump on your opponent's Pikachu, or to wear a green suit and hit tennis balls with a sword, then those games were successful games without being a Mario, Zelda or Metroid game...

3. Use the same hardware for every console

Check here and here...

4. All your games must be praised despite their mediocrity

You complain that Nintendo do it when EVERYONE does it. Everyone's game is praised despite thier mediocrity, tell me one person who reviewed Halo 3 fairly and gave a good mark...

5. Use the same engine for every installment of every franchise

By now you probably realised (By the fact everyone has told you,) that this is basically number one, but I will still complain. You got it all wrong. I don't think Mario Galaxy is a 2D platformer, it's 3D, it's an adventure, and the gravity is nothing like Super Mario Bros.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:10:46 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.

Six-axis.


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:11:59 Reply

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:15:46 Reply

At 11/11/07 05:10 AM, jackmorrison wrote:
At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.
Six-axis.

People don't want to believe in change for some reason. I praise motion technology and hope it will take over soon.

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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:19:02 Reply

I think they should produce another sega console since nintendo bought them out


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Response to The Golden Rules of Nintendo 2007-11-11 05:21:01 Reply

At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Sony consoles don't overheat and also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.

Ahem... SIXAXIS? If you're calling the Wii controller shitty, then what about the dumbed down, vibration-less controller that they pulled out a week before E3 in reaction to Wii's "shitty gimmick", while showing off some ancient patent back from the time when Nintendo released its first motion sensitive controller during the N64 era (and even that had vibration!)...

You're argument has so many flaws in, a monkey would be able to pick it apart if you gave him enough bananas...


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At 11/11/07 05:15 AM, Mind-Edge wrote:
Six-axis.
People don't want to believe in change for some reason. I praise motion technology and hope it will take over soon.

its just too bad Sony had to a pull another last minute copy from Nintendo and add in the six-axis then call rumble feature 'outdated and pointless' essentially ^^

I'm about halfway through Metroid prime 3, and it did take me a little while to get used to the controls, at the start its kind of hard to aim and move around, but once you get used to aiming at the screen and the rotation, its much more intuitive and i can aim perfectly now instantly.

like res evil 4, so much nicer to play with the wii being able to aim properly. the dual stick control scheme of other consoles and previous consoles has always been terrible for fps, the reason why PC's have always been preferred for fps (mouse control)


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At 11/10/07 05:24 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote: Sony consoles don't overheat and also don't pull shitty gimmicks that get boring really, REALLY fast out of their arses.

Ahem... SIXAXIS? If you're calling the Wii controller shitty, then what about the dumbed down, vibration-less controller that they pulled out a week before E3 in reaction to Wii's "shitty gimmick", while showing off some ancient patent back from the time when Nintendo released its first motion sensitive controller during the N64 era (and even that had vibration!)...

You're argument has so many flaws in, a monkey would be able to pick it apart if you gave him enough bananas...


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