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At 11/8/07 03:04 AM, Bolo wrote: A few other nice tame ones.

Those are nothing.

They aren't on par with 2 girls 1 cup.

At 11/8/07 03:56 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 11/8/07 03:47 AM, cellardoor6 wrote: What a puny engagement ring.

I love my ring. And even if he had proposed with a plastic ring from a gumball machine, I still would have said yes. :)

Aawww... how sweet...

Pfft.

Traditionally, engagement rings have been the chance for the man to display his wealth, not just to woo his fiance but to impress the woman's parents, to show them that he can provide for her. Not even as a form of materialism, but as like a symbol of financial abundance and good fortune and whatnot.

But I guess that doesn't really work these days today. With you people and your crazy "money doesn't matter" cliche.

Myeh...

</condescension>

ok I'm done

At 11/8/07 02:02 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: So a friend of mine asked me to watch this movie called "2 Girls 1 Cup" and to film my reaction while watching it.

Heh I love your stereotypical Aussie accent.
I, however, have not yet worked up the balls to watch it, I know exactly what it is and the mental images are way enough for now. I'll probably watch it someday... When I'm drunk most likely.

Oh God.

I clicked on that link thinking 'How bad can it be?'.

Pretty fucking bad.

i couldn't figure out if i should laugh first or vomit first.

At 11/8/07 04:19 AM, Sawke wrote: i couldn't figure out if i should laugh first or vomit first.

I think you should try both at once and film it and post it on youtube. It'll make a great vid.

That is so fucking discusting. Its true people should film their reactions. Its too fucking discusting.

Didn't faze me.

At 11/8/07 03:01 AM, Captain-Jack wrote: You guys are bigger pussies than me, and I HAVE a pussy.

Watch the goddamned movie. It will put hairs on your chest. :P

I am already sprouting hair there, I don't want the chest hair.

Looked totally hammed up for the camera. Still, I refuse to see the video, so you're one up on me.

If you want to look at it that way. >_>

That's honestly gross.

At 11/8/07 03:01 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

At 11/8/07 02:35 AM, JarrodK wrote: Heard about it in detail. Not going to watch it.

You guys are bigger pussies than me, and I HAVE a pussy.

Watch the goddamned movie. It will put hairs on your chest. :P

she shits in a pussy, etc as my friends told me. I don't want to watch it cause I'm a pussy but because I ate some beef lasagna. So no I aint watching no scat porn today.

At 11/8/07 04:48 AM, JarrodK wrote:

she shits in a pussy, etc as my friends told me. I don't want to watch it *not be*cause I'm a pussy but because I ate some beef lasagna. So no I aint watching no scat porn today.

Fixed, JarrodK

At 11/8/07 03:26 AM, Rabid-Echidna wrote: Nothing says manly like "I've watched way more shock videos on the internet than you have."

It's my only bargaining chip.

www.thatsnotsexy.com : what women turn into.
Chad-T, the syringe pix are awesome. AWESOME.

Me: What the....
My friend:*throws up*

Yep, it was a mess

I laughed uncontrollably...

Newgrounds can't handle the size.

This was my reaction:

At 11/8/07 06:44 AM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: This was my reaction:

So your Head tilted 86 Degrees to the left?

I, am green.

At 11/8/07 02:49 AM, Bolo wrote: I had a hard time with Pain Olympics, however. That was physically painful to watch.

That isn't bad, it is, however, boring.

I thought it was something way 2 hardcore and disgusting judging from the things people say about it.
I watched it monotonously, i got no feelings out of it , i mean , who the fuck gets sick from watching something from the internet?

At 11/8/07 04:40 AM, Dr34m3r wrote: That's honestly gross.

really? what made you say that?

At 11/8/07 02:02 AM, Captain-Jack wrote:

This is the result.

You look hotter when you make that cute, disgusted face.

Anyway, 2girls1cup has got to be one of the few shock sites that arouses me.

E.G. cherrycake

Those of you who're too afraid to check it are faggots.

that was the hottest thing ive ever seen. i came and came and came again

Very, very unpleasant. I watched it two months ago. I almost threw up.

I showed it to my Girlfriend. We just talked about how someone could do that to themselves!

Still not worse than "Kids in a Sand Box"

(For the strong, google kids in a sand box and look for the first instance of porn in the pictures section with safe search turned off. you will most likely find it this way.)

I didn't have the strength to finish it. It's... just... so... sick.
I haven't been able to have icecream since i've seen it.

At 11/8/07 02:17 AM, Dobio wrote:

Also, I think this was just an excuse to show off your pearly little ring on your finger, you dog you. ;)

WHOA

NEPH GOT ENGAGED?

Who's the lucky sunuvabitch that bought that ice?

i bet it's fake though. Ice cream or something...