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I have only one thing on my side, the ability to camouflage myself in 100 acre wood.

At 11/7/07 07:48 AM, Viking-Axel wrote: Things

You have a shitload of swords.

You're also scary looking. I bet you listen to Pantera and smoke Marlboro Reds afterschool with similar looking and similar minded people.

well you always gotta stay with the classics

At 11/7/07 07:50 AM, Viking-Axel wrote: Sigh, I try so hard.

Quit watching anime. I can tell it's already damaging your brain-cell count and your originality.

I throw this stuff ...

At 11/7/07 07:34 AM, cellardoor6 wrote:

At 11/7/07 07:09 AM, Brick-top wrote: Not really, and the door swings both ways.

The door doesn't swing both ways. Seriously, British people make Americans the butt-end of their jokes so much it's almost as much of an inferior complex as the Canadians have.

News to me pal. I'm telling you, the only damn jokes I hear about American or America in general are from Americans, or at best Canada. Except Rich Hall who's from Virginia (BTW he moved to England which also pissed on the previous argument we had when mickthechampion took my place) he usually just slates things in general.

Don't try to lie to me either, I saw TV in the UK. I saw comedy shoes, sitcoms and even commentators make almost a routine jab against Americans. It's as if there's a quota system in British television where they have to be negative about the US 99% of the time the US is even in the subject matter.

Examples please. And why would I lie to you? You live on the other side of the world, why would I care?

It's intentionally engineered, agenda-driven media coverage. Not even just comedy, but news in the UK focuses it's attention on the US so much. Watch BBC and they talk more about the US than they do about all other countries, including there's, combined.

That explains it then, I don't watch the BBC, other than Top Gear (who also had Rich Hall as a guest star lol) Besides the BBC have lost respect and credibility, because they're lying, thieving bastards. Donate money to charity? HA! They wouldn't know charity if they read a fucking dictionary.

And Eddie Izzard was in America at that time so would have to talk about America. He seems to have fucked off to do a TV show.

I'm not talking about him.

I hear very little comedy that's directed at America unless it's coming from America itself (and sometimes Canada)

I saw differently. Seriously, British comedy is very cheap, all they have to do is call Americans fat or violent and they automatically get laughs no matter how cliche the stereotype is.

Cheap? Us? What gives you that idea? lol.

I got a chaingun.

I had a couple of guns. Till my dad left and moved to the UP. He took them. Now all I have is a variety of pocket knives, a crowbar, and an aluminum baseball bat. Oh, and a car.

Wtf is the bear pic for? its neither funny or wise.

just a +1 post count with the bear?

At 11/7/07 07:54 AM, KingPaulP wrote: I have only one thing on my side, the ability to camouflage myself in 100 acre wood.

Yeah, I think this guy won.

I think you guys already know.

8 Axes, 2 shotguns, A pick-axe, a bunch of knives, 2 Crowbars, 3 Sledgehammers, bunch of golf clubs, And a Baseball bat, I don't really have literal "Murder weapons" But these should do the trick.

yes, I like blunt weapons.

At 11/7/07 07:50 AM, Viking-Axel wrote: Sigh, I try so hard.

eBay is awesome, Isn't it?
I wish I lived somewhere else, or had a credit card.

Since I live in Iceland, I just bring what I get from pillaging trips to Ireland.

At 11/7/07 07:50 AM, Viking-Axel wrote: Sigh, I try so hard.

Oh noes!

THERES A DOGGY ON THE TELEVISION!!!!!!

OMFG!!

that thing about weapons in england is rubbish
i live in the countryside in england and everyone and their mums is packin round ere

At 11/7/07 01:13 PM, dudewheresmytank wrote: that thing about weapons in england is rubbish
i live in the countryside in england and everyone and their mums is packin round ere

Like who?

.....Launching!

nice wooden rulers.

Ah got me a 9 foot machine gun.

Beat that bitches lol

This is stupid.

i have the ULTIMATE weapon:

PAPER

papercuts hurt you know...

oh yes they do

At 11/7/07 07:50 AM, Viking-Axel wrote: Sigh, I try so hard.

American Dragon on the television. Fail.

You're all potential high-school shooter-uppers.

Who needs guns when you got a fire extinguisher.

i dont have an actual pic of it, cus i dont own a camera, but it looks like this (good old e-bay):

except its a bit toned down, and not sharp lol

Ive got a bear that causes heart attacks.

At 11/7/07 03:10 AM, Lastin wrote: Am i the only one with guns?

what the fuck are you guys in? 16th century?

If you actually live in Japan, you wouldn't have gotten a hold of a gun.

Anyways...

I have a Taurus Mill.

It's cool, but I rarely get to shoot it, and it's locked up in a gun shed.

For my own protection, I have a nice Louisville slugger, a katana (it's real), pepper spray, an axe, and some pocket knives.

At 11/7/07 02:41 PM, Lastin wrote:

At 11/7/07 01:13 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 11/7/07 10:43 AM, Lastin wrote:

Look hard in the barrel.

Damn! You're one FUGLY Russian wannabe.

You're the one hiding behind guns.

At 11/7/07 02:53 PM, Brick-top wrote: Ive got a bear that causes heart attacks.

Knut!!! Kill it!!!

At 11/7/07 02:41 PM, Lastin wrote:

At 11/7/07 01:13 PM, H-K-S wrote:

At 11/7/07 10:43 AM, Lastin wrote:

Look hard in the barrel.

Damn! You're one FUGLY Russian wannabe.

Where are you gunna shoot that thing? Oh yeah.... NOWHERE, CAUSE YOU LIVE IN JAPAN!!!!!!!

All you can do is sit around, and go "hei newgrounds rook at my gunz".

me have 3 swords sorry no pic. :,(